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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 20 50.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 15 37.5%
  • Total voters
    40
TriggerMeElmo said:
Uh, and didn't MATI pull in like 1900 viewers?

Unrelated but the next Blood Moon is in May of this year. When's Xander expected to be born?
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MATI always gets over 1,000 viewers on YouTube and when Josh streamed on Dlive for the Mama June stream he garner over 3,000 viewers.
Ethan gets an average of 600 or 400 viewers on Dlive, obviously viewbots, so if you take out the view bots Ralph probably gets 50 or 100 real people watching his streams.
 
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Leave it to Ralph to criticize someone's appearance. Ralph the ONLY reason you get laid is that's you've got a modicum of e-clout... and zoomer/millenial girls are so hungry for upcummies that they will hitch their wagon to you ... albeit temporarily. None of them are above a 3/10. You were never even a 2/10
 
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It's different. That three inch penis gives him the right to criticize women's appearances. How dare you aylawgs question the opinions of the Slutmaker.
 
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Sam Losco said:
He was only able to make that comparison because it was still fresh in his mind from here. Otherwsie, no way he would have thought of that.
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I guess one of the few benefits of having a dedicated group of a-lawgs constantly fucking with you is that you get to steal their jokes or funny observations and pass them off as your own.
 
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Cow Poly said:
Leave it to Ralph to criticize someone's appearance. Ralph the ONLY reason you get laid is that's you've got a modicum of e-clout... and zoomer/millenial girls are so hungry for upcummies that they will hitch their wagon to you ... albeit temporarily. None of them are above a 3/10. You were never even a 2/10
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lol its such a low amount too, nora maybe early in their marriage, faith for a month or so, and ade once for a minute, and pantsu maybe. pey unlikely so but still possible. out of all those the only one id consider to be a lay you could kinda list as a "real" lay not on the debase level of bestiality or gutter sex with aids ridden beggars but still shameful is pey.

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I have a slight feeling this will age very poorly if Jim ever comes back.
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:story: i love that ralph doesnt deny wallowing in the past of JEYM and GAYMERGAYTE!
 
Nordid said:
Did Sargon actually do somethign intressting or is it gonna be like 99% of killstream of him trying to ham something up?
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He claimed that calling jim a child groomer after saying "look jim is asking a 17 year old about his penis" was in no way insinuating jim was a pedo at all and that if he had wanted to call jim a pedo he would have just called jim a pedo. Because no body believed that obvious bullshit, he called jim a pedo to prove his point.

So typical sargon fart huffing.
 
Bob Barker said:
He claimed that calling jim a child groomer after saying "look jim is asking a 17 year old about his penis" was in no way insinuating jim was a pedo at all and that if he had wanted to call jim a pedo he would have just called jim a pedo. Because no body believed that obvious bullshit, he called jim a pedo to prove his point.

So typical sargon fart huffing.
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But wait i tought don sargon did that around the time of when he joined ukip? Why are we talking again about this now?
 
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