🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

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Oh, what a sassy little spitfire he is.

I like you, Ralph.

 

[FM Bradley]

I like you, Ralph.

You should like me too, Ethan. I give you exposure.* Not that you need it, with the winning and whatnot.

*Telling normal friends, who have no idea what a Pedduhfahhl Farms is, to just google "Ethan Ralph Gunt"

 

[PhoBingas]

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IIRC, he said last night he wasn't able to clear it with his PO or not allowed to leave because of the ongoing case to go to the DC rally.
Curious he's still talking about how he should get more gibs...

 

[PhoBingas]

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So some simp bought him the next big bing bing wahoo box?
God, I hope he's too busy playing his negroball game to stream tonight.

 

[Vetti]

Ralph is only going to play the NBA game and then lie to Andy about playing Cyberpunk when he asks about it.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

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So some simp bought him the next big bing bing wahoo box?
God, I hope he's too busy playing his negroball game to stream tonight.

Taking bets that it's the KFConsole disguised in a PS5 box.

 

[MediocreMilt]

We need a dedicated thread for the times Ralph has shittalked someone else's appearance despite looking like Ethan Ralph.

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I guess at least this time he's sort of explained it? Ish?

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[Ralphamale]

We need a dedicated thread for the times Ralph has shittalked someone else's appearance despite looking like Ethan Ralph.
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I guess at least this time he's sort of explained it? Ish?
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He's just mad they both have bigger cocks.

Ralph is so proud to finally blow retail on a PS5. They kept banning this one dude for bragging about scalping them. Was funny how triggered the mods got over it.

 

[DonDaLemon]

Ralph is only going to play the NBA game and then lie to Andy about playing Cyberpunk when he asks about it.

Maybe this could lead to Andy turning on him. Like when warski lost it on geekthulu for not being a professional gamer.

 

[PhoBingas]

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Hot off the presses, another batch of Reethan's tweets.

I've been bootstrapping, enlighten me in who the new slampig is in tweet #2.

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Yeah, my exact sentiments too. Hashtagpillstreamuncircumcicedalloneword will be live tonight at 9:54-ish EST.

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So he's sending his new squeeze into DC when there could very well be a clash between antifa, proud goys, and feds? That's either moronic, or he's getting smarter. No pregnancy arc with Mantsu if she takes a riot round to the gut.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

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Hot off the presses, another batch of Reethan's tweets.

I've been bootstrapping, enlighten me in who the new slampig is in tweet #2.

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TBH I thought the pic in the second tweet was Ralph using a FaceApp or whatever to make himself look like a tranny.

 

[PhoBingas]

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[Haru Okumura]

"Fucking fans is one of the main perks!" he shouts as he is literally handcuffed and dragged before a judge for posting revenge pornography of one such fan.



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[HotdogWater]

"Fucking fans is one of the main perks!" he shouts as he is literally handcuffed and dragged before a judge for posting revenge pornography of one such fan.

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Beat me to the punch. How much do you want to bet this tweet makes it into the court case

 

[RichardRApe]

"Fucking fans is one of the main perks!" he shouts as he is literally handcuffed and dragged before a judge for posting revenge pornography of one such fan.

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"If you can't disappoint your fans why'd you even get into this bullshit?" -The Memphis Micro

 

[Ralphamale]

"Fucking fans is one of the main perks!" he shouts as he is literally handcuffed and dragged before a judge for posting revenge pornography of one such fan.

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That's quite the hot take from Augie. It's not as if it was just "messages" he openly admitted he was exchanging nudes with fans who he was well aware were underage. But that's okay to Ralph and Augie. Hell Augie probably does it right now.

 

[PhoBingas]

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Yeah, that's it, Gunty... change the subject after that piss-warm take there, bud.

 

[Ralphamale]

Ethan Rape is Okay Ralph

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[Null]

just fuck already

 

[Spectre_06]

"Fucking fans is one of the main perks!" he shouts as he is literally handcuffed and dragged before a judge for posting revenge pornography of one such fan.

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He laughed at Sargon when he said, "It depends on the child." He called Sargon a pedophile advocate and a groomer.

And here he is, advocating for pedophilia. "Age is just a number."