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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Surprise, surprise that gunty wants to pardon the Silk Road guy. Figures he thinks the guy slinging research chems, 'scripts and discount pot deserves a free pass. Deepweb drugs are what you get when you're too autistic to give the local guy your money.
 
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Surprise, surprise that gunty wants to pardon the Silk Road guy. Figures he thinks the guy slinging research chems, 'scripts and discount pot deserves a free pass. Deepweb drugs are what you get when you're too autistic to give the local guy your money.
To be fair, kind goblin, if you were a drug dealer, would you want some fat sweaty smelly fuck with piss-and-asspants sitting around your house, yelling about his Verified Twitter and how BROKEDICK PEDUHFAAHL FARMS is watching his every move?
 
To be fair, kind goblin, if you were a drug dealer, would you want some fat sweaty smelly fuck with piss-and-asspants sitting around your house, yelling about his Verified Twitter and how BROKEDICK PEDUHFAAHL FARMS is watching his every move?
Now we have to ask, just how insufferable is the gunt that even his local pill shed can't tolerate his presence for the 15 minutes it'd take for him to get shit and get out without being too much of a sketchbag?
 
Surprise, surprise that gunty wants to pardon the Silk Road guy. Figures he thinks the guy slinging research chems, 'scripts and discount pot deserves a free pass. Deepweb drugs are what you get when you're too autistic to give the local guy your money.
ah so thats why twittah victoria excuses ralphs actions, i think we know why gunt guard try and fail to desperately think of ways to defend ralph and or smother criticism, he probably promises the best lil janny can be just like gaytor and rand and appear on one of his patreon or public streams if theyre "lucky"

also dread pirate roberts tried to have multiple people killed for inconveniencing him.
 
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Now we have to ask, just how insufferable is the gunt that even his local pill shed can't tolerate his presence for the 15 minutes it'd take for him to get shit and get out without being too much of a sketchbag?
He is way too loud, conspicuous, and hostile to even risk having him walk up to your home, let alone enter it...a pink, sweaty breadcrumb trail for the police. Having a guy like Reeethan show up at your place tells the whole world you deal drugs.

Imagine VA being like here in the PNW and had stores you just walk in and out of with cannabis things, like a convenience store, no fagging about with getting a medical license. As a pot store owner, would you want Gunt in your establishment? The guy would be in there sliming on 21 year old girls, asking for discounts, mentioning he's famous, putting guntprints on the display cases, starting fights over not bringing his ID...

For him to fly out of his mother's nest, I bet Mantsu has hookups--a girl from a rich family probably has some sketchy doctor prescribing her something, or multiple somethings. She's got "Adderall" written all over her, honestly.
 
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Did another guest flake him and push their spot back, or is Ralph just that bad at booking people?
It could be possible he mentioned it on stream and I just didn't notice.

He is way too loud, conspicuous, and hostile to even risk having him walk up to your home, let alone enter it...a pink, sweaty breadcrumb trail for the police. Having a guy like Reeethan show up at your place tells the whole world you deal drugs.
I almost feel bad for him. Pantsu doing his legwork, no doubt pinching whatever she's getting for him or banging the guy at the pill shed... He doesn't even have a guy who will pop in for the 15 minutes it'd take to deliver something, chat about nothing for a bit and leave... No wonder he was stealing pills from his mamma if his only connect is a transsexual, trans-species pedophile.
 
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Could have forgotten they've never been on the show or could be a bravado thing, look like they have a large stable of repeat guests.
a Who's-who of literal-who's. All of the people in that sphere of the internet just sort of blur together after a while.
 
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Did another guest flake him and push their spot back, or is Ralph just that bad at booking people?
It could be possible he mentioned it on stream and I just didn't notice.
lol falling across the "I, Hypocrite" channel (the guest Gunt speaks of...look at me doing his work for him) during my post-Trump Election quest to see bluehairs cry on YouTube is what led me to this point. He recommended Metokur and then I stopped watching him. He said something during a stream about having his kid taken away from him or something, swearing it was not his fault, and I figured he was fail and unsubscribed.
 
Now we have to ask, just how insufferable is the gunt that even his local pill shed can't tolerate his presence for the 15 minutes it'd take for him to get shit and get out without being too much of a sketchbag?

Ralph has admitted in the past that he was a prominent silk road user. Talked about how much all the bit coin he used would be worth today and the likes in past shows.
 
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Ralph has admitted in the past that he was a prominent silk road user. Talked about how much all the bit coin he used would be worth today and the likes in past shows.
I was always a little leery of using TSR. Call me old fashioned, but I like being able to give things the sniff test before I make any decisions. Can't do that on the internet.

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Two hours late and consorting with ''pagan larpers''? Is that the best look to have courting the christfags and the America first crowd?
 
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he wont have a choice since hell have even less freedom being a thrice jailed felon, twice? eh still fucking terrible, no human rights for you ralphy thats your xmas gift from us here.
Ralph will be lucky to get it. From what I gather, vax priority goes Politicians, old POC, POC, old people, LGBT alphabet soup, neuro-divergents, healthcare workers, people working in the public then if there's any left he MIGHT get a jab.
 
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