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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ralph will be lucky to get it. From what I gather, vax priority goes Politicians, old POC, POC, old people, LGBT alphabet soup, neuro-divergents, healthcare workers, people working in the public then if there's any left he MIGHT get a jab.
Currently the elderly are last in line. I would say its odd that the most vulnerable are now being forced to wait behind "essential" workers, but I can see where the decision makers are coming up with their logic. Sadly they see it as the elderly have already done their part for society and are nothing but a net drain, due to increased SS payments and Medicare payouts. I dont agree with it but the killing of the old people, by putting the most infective in with the most vulnerable, helps balance out pension plans that are barely treading water. The elderly and the citizenry are not viewed as people anyways, all the politicians see is the cost benefit analysis and the bottom line.
 
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A butters bonus episode? What he couldn't wake Rand from his Fosters induced coma? Was gator too busy hot gluing his anime action figures?
I 'member when Ralph would have had plate gang bully butters for being a trash caller.
 
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Ralph's true self got caught. He's a homosexual loving voted-for-Obama-TWICE libtard that dated a Pakistani.
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@MeltyTW This is for you.
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Ralph retweeted this little gem.
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A nationalist country, which she imports tea from? So basically she gets her tea from China. China produces more tea than the rest of the world combined, probably. There's real expensive and high end shit, I think they should work on that instead of making fake wannabes. Hope she's at least getting the good stuff, I remember a case involving the use of chemicals to make fake high end tea, the people involved got more than 10 years behind bars.
 
Ralph's true self got caught. He's a homosexual loving voted-for-Obama-TWICE libtard that dated a Pakistani.
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@MeltyTW This is for you.
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ralph ........ ive been around the core republican base my entire life, they dont fucking want your white nigger kang gibz, they hate gibs ralph. this is a liberal af talking point if not outright socialist with your fuck the rich rhetoric and wanting to literally redistribute elite wealth to the masses. this is anti capitalist, anti business, anti monetary freedom and opposed to the idea of each and every person being able to seek out their own opportunities to pursue happiness and wealth. you are left wing, anyone who isnt a brain dead retard sees this. your audience doesnt care if youre left wing they didnt care in that brief period you didnt pretend to be right wing post Baked.
 
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Confirming there's a show tonight. A little sad I'll have to snipe. Figured he'd have friends or family to spend the holidays with. Not even taking the night off to spend time with your mother who may and or may not be here next year. Sad.

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Christ is Kang
 
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I'll never understand his fascination with Christmas other than the fact it's the only time other than his birthday that anyone really gave a shit about him, so he's always on the nostalgia factor of it, I imagine. You don't need some arbitrary date to be a giving person after all, but giving isn't in Ralph's nature anyway. He always needs a kickback of some sort, hence the Healstream fiasco.
 
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A little later than usual. Who is this Jordan B guy?
Some uninteresting sandnigger that was the guy who pissed off Alice in Phoenix if you recall. So one of Baked's orbiters or something. He bought Alice drinks and then complained it was a 40 something bar-tab.

EDIT: Baked or Fuentes, but who fucking cares either way.
 
Some uninteresting sandnigger that was the guy who pissed off Alice in Phoenix if you recall. So one of Baked's orbiters or something. He bought Alice drinks and then complained it was a 40 something bar-tab.
Was it that guy trying to hit on Alice and maybe Pantsu with the weird looking head? One of the groyper sycophants? (:_(
 
Was it that guy trying to hit on Alice and maybe Pantsu with the weird looking head? One of the groyper sycophants? (:_(
I believe so. He was the one sitting next to Pantsu and across the table from Alice at that Italian restaurant. He was going on earlier and after that Alice had daddy issues.
 
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I'll never understand his fascination with Christmas other than the fact it's the only time other than his birthday that anyone really gave a shit about him, so he's always on the nostalgia factor of it, I imagine. You don't need some arbitrary date to be a giving person after all, but giving isn't in Ralph's nature anyway. He always needs a kickback of some sort, hence the Healstream fiasco.
His dad used to rape him every Christmas. He will always be nostalgic for daddies cum.
 
Was it that guy trying to hit on Alice and maybe Pantsu with the weird looking head? One of the groyper sycophants? (:_(

I believe so. He was the one sitting next to Pantsu and across the table from Alice at that Italian restaurant. He was going on earlier and after that Alice had daddy issues.

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Later on beardson's show they also call out this guy Jordan B, who appeared on Ethan Ralph's stream. He is another wannabe Fuentes capo debator/video game streamer that got black listed for being a race mixer, being a stoner, and being an alcoholic, while claiming to be "trad cath". He is a regular super chatter on Nick's show.
Nick didnt like his recent post:

Jordan B videos is a wannabe groyper capo, who wants to be able to stream for a living. He is a based alcoholic, pot smoking, race mixing tradcath paleocon groyper. He got big doing zoom calls debating high schoolers while drunk. Note he is mid 20s. He does debates and loses them badly. Day drinker and chronic alcoholic. He donates to nick's show to gain an auidence;
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and recently he got called out by Nick Fuentes for hanging out with a white woman, which looked like they were dating, but they were just friends:
https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1339420326594273280
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Jordan B videos is a wannabe groyper capo, who wants to be able to stream for a living. He is a based alcoholic, pot smoking, race mixing tradcath paleocon groyper. He got big doing zoom calls debating high schoolers while drunk. Note he is mid 20s. He does debates and loses them badly. Day drinker and chronic alcoholic. He donates to nick's show to gain an auidence;
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and recently he got called out by Nick Fuentes for hanging out with a white woman, which looked like they were dating, but they were just friends:
https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1339420326594273280
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So a guaranteed snore-fest? Gotcha. So it will be a killstream of the trad-xtian, drunk addicts. I wonder what they'll talk about? How to get the cold shoulder from a political figurehead whose parents still buy the groceries.
 
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Jordan B videos is a wannabe groyper capo, who wants to be able to stream for a living. He is a based alcoholic, pot smoking, race mixing tradcath paleocon groyper. He got big doing zoom calls debating high schoolers while drunk. Note he is mid 20s. He does debates and loses them badly. Day drinker and chronic alcoholic. He donates to nick's show to gain an auidence;
Paleo con:
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Based race mixer:
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and recently he got called out by Nick Fuentes for hanging out with a white woman, which looked like they were dating, but they were just friends:
https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1339420326594273280
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Leave it Fuentes to go with the "Eww girls" comment via emoji.
 
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Jordan B videos is a wannabe groyper capo, who wants to be able to stream for a living. He is a based alcoholic, pot smoking, race mixing tradcath paleocon groyper. He got big doing zoom calls debating high schoolers while drunk. Note he is mid 20s. He does debates and loses them badly. Day drinker and chronic alcoholic. He donates to nick's show to gain an auidence;
Paleo con:
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Weed dude:
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Based race mixer:
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and recently he got called out by Nick Fuentes for hanging out with a white woman, which looked like they were dating, but they were just friends:
https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1339420326594273280
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The bitch in the bottom pic has pantsu face.
 
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Who's your family, Ralph? You, your mum... and... errrrrr????
No Merry Christmas to us ayelawgz :(
Merry Guntsmas, Ralphy.

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What a year!
Lick that gunt piggie, donate those lemons.
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Oh boy. Delete your Twitter Ralph! No, don't listen to him, he's one of us. Keep your twitter and broadcast every fuck up.
"Becoming a father" :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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Oh, what a sassy little spitfire he is.
hes said that over and over, why would someone who doesnt like you want you to like them ralph? also if that was you i saw in the parking lot youre fucking short as shit ralph, you barely came up to the fucking window. who would look at that quivering mass of broad short shat fat and say "oh wont you be my friend?". youre an abomination made flesh ralph. you cant even look people in the eye you just stood there mouth agape trying to breath shifting around wandering if some alawg recognized you.
 
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