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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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ralph is live on another show...
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So after sucking the mexicans dick and declaring several times that you think he has a real shot at the presidancy in the future and following him around being on stage like a gunted groupie in rallies screaming america first, jesus is king! Despite most of his new audinece being gropers hes not part of the AF crew apparently.
Good on you admiting to your grift Ralph.
 
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Ralph, stop pretending you care about videogames. Normal mode AI pushed your shit in playing C&C. Stop pretending you're a hard R gamer, its just sad at this point.


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"How spicy does it get?"
Spicy enough the Dlive admin were telling him to rain it in.

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Sure bud. I'm sure you'd pass any fat check with flying fuckin' carpets.

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Could this be gunty letting us know he's thinking about pulling a soygon?
 
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He could apply for a pardon, but I think that's too much work for him. He'd have to wake up before noon, behave himself and probably get an actual job.
Apparently in some states you can, even while in jail. I couldn't be bothered to look up the specifics for Virginia. But yeah, that'd be too much work for him and he doesn't have the cashflow for something like that so we can put that entire idea to bed.
 
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