🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Here we are in early April and already the Ralph saga is growing stale again. Unless he takes another beating I don’t expect anything interesting until, you know, daid.

I just want to know why does he put on his best Hemingway Cuba larp outfit (sans shoes cause trash), then presumably have his manservant Mantsu do a photo sesh outdoors. For what purpose? A press kit? A modeling look book? Resume? Editorial photo? Big fat gay baby man likes to preen and show himself to the KF? Because we are the only people to even notice his silly pic. Please edify me Ralph. The last Depp larp was for twitter. Is that what it’s for, twitter? LOL. How old are you guy? Jesus.

While I’m here, let me make it clear that I don’t care if you make 10 more ugly Mantsu guntlings, I just like to laugh at your white trash poverty fate you can’t escape. We all know Harry will end up raising them when your body fails, tick tick tick. Bissssshhhhhhhhh.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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I guess Ethan is serious about this look. Nothing us haters can say to change that. [Insert Jurassic Park Reference Here}

Totally serious about looking like he is serous. The shirt looks cheap, the pants do not go, and those poor shoes.

He's the adult version of those people who wear hats for attention, those sorta people who dress old timey to be different when really it just makes them look like oddballs.

Also, how does Ralph square this outfit with those trainers - get some boat shoes you fucking oaf - which appear to be untied, presumably because Ralph can't bend over that far and Pantsu must have a fucked lower back because Ralph's too cheap to buy another stroller, or carry his own child.

And those fucking trousers - ew, they look old and dusty as fuck. Odds on they're another priceless "family heirloom".
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I am amazed at the quality craftsmanship slave children put into Nikes. A lesser shoe would have exploded by now.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Based on just this, how short and fat would you estimate the animal this hoof belongs to, to be?

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Those lifts always give me a good chuckle. What a short, insecure fucking loser lol

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The man can’t even have sex with his wife without gloating to his father-in-law about it. He probably gets more from gloating to Harry than he does from fucking May.

I also assume he yells at rozy each time "I FUCKED YOUR MOM"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Was he evil when he dated Ade during/after his divorce?

TBF yeah he was. Because EOR's already an evil POS. Not because of dating Ade during/after his divorce.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph, and other alcoholics, are hilarious in that it's so blatantly obvious when they are trashed and they always think they're slick and can play it off and nobody believes them.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

My momma always loved walkin. Even when she said she wanted a ride somewhere I told her to walk because I loved her so much.

I'm not crying. You are!

God I still cannot believe what's her name laughed out of the absurdity of the comment, not realizing it was true, and then Ralph proceeded to verify the comment on air. It was so fucking bizarre.

It never occured to EOR's wet AF brain that the comment was slamming him, not Sandra.

The man can’t even have sex with his wife without gloating to his father-in-law about it. He probably gets more from gloating to Harry than he does from fucking May.

EOR is very passive-aggressively gay needing Harry to know that the main thing EOR was thinking about while he was allegedly doing Pantsu was Harry.

Based on just this, how short and fat would you estimate the animal this hoof belongs to, to be?

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That's gotta be a 3-4 inch lift in that shoe.

 

[Booby Jones]

Based on just this, how short and fat would you estimate the animal this hoof belongs to, to be?

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Fuck, man if I just saw this:

I would legitimately assume it's some toddler or child. If only his little shoes lit up.

 

[AnOminous]

EOR is very passive-aggressively gay needing Harry to know that the main thing EOR was thinking about while he was allegedly doing Pantsu was Harry.

Is he completely unaware how gay that is? Is Meigh aware when he's barely managing to muster the enthusiasm to thrust the semi-hard Memphis micro into her that he's really thinking of her father and how he's totally going to post about how he fucked her to impress her dad somehow?

 

[Booby Jones]

Is he completely unaware how gay that is? Is Meigh aware when he's barely managing to muster the enthusiasm to thrust the semi-hard Memphis micro into her that he's really thinking of her father and how he's totally going to post about how he fucked her to impress her dad somehow?

I'm just curious why that's an own.
If you have a daughter and she's married, it's a given she's gonna fug her husband. Is Ralph gonna be mega owned when Rozy is getting slammed by some redneck juggalo trailer king? His first born daughta!!!

 

[Hüftpriester]

that's nawt truuu, I didn't call him a nigger, I called him a nigga. I only call whitepipo the nigger word. I'm from Memphis, bish. I'll say nigga whenever I want.


T/A

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'm just curious why that's an own.
If you have a daughter and she's married, it's a given she's gonna fug her husband. Is Ralph gonna be mega owned when Rozy is getting slammed by some redneck juggalo trailer king? His first born daughta!!!

Bro I never thought I could say this, but a juggalo might be aiming high

 

[Truly Rural]

to impress

If Ralph were to survive 20 more years he would be impressed by dudes porking Rozy.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Ralph were to survive 20 more years he would be impressed by dudes porking Rozy.

Ralph would be the one filming said acts.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

that's nawt truuu, I didn't call him a nigger, I called him a nigga. I only call whitepipo the nigger word. I'm from Memphis, bish. I'll say nigga whenever I want.
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T/A

Ralph is so in love with black people he can’t even bring himself to say the hard R. What a fucking loser. Total BLACKED addict.

Also,

N I G G E R

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

If Ralph were to survive 20 more years he would be impressed by dudes porking Rozy.

Imagine thinking the fugly child is going to survive to be 21.

SIDS will pay a visit, if Allah is merciful.

 

[Rogue AI]

Imagine thinking the fugly child is going to survive to be 21.

SIDS will pay a visit, if Allah is merciful.

Rozy is half horse and half pig. She'll live a long time if gets Meigh's horse skeleton and Ralph's pig resistance to gluttony and drugs.

 

[Um...]

Fuck, man if I just saw this:
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I would legitimately assume it's some toddler or child. If only his little shoes lit up.

His teensy lil hands and feetses always crack me up.

 

[buttmunch]

i didnt realise how tall this nigger is, honestly you guys had me fooled with this 5'1 thing