🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Balloon Smooth]

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Insulted by the Plain Beef™ comments, Ralph opts for the Plain Beef™ with Cheese™

 

[Fannyscum]

Absolutely seething about Flamenco:


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"Flamenco nuking himself from orbit" That phrasing seems familiar. Where have I read that recently?

Much like the post further up, but he's an orbital nuke from Flamenco

Hi Ralph, thanks for confirming you read every post!

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Absolutely seething about Flamenco:

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"Flamenco nuking himself from orbit" That phrasing seems familiar. Where have I read that recently?

Hi Ralph, thanks for confirming you read every post!

>Your opinion literally means nothing to me
>Feels the need to respond to the tweet

Pick one, piggy.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Tweeting at each other from the same room:
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Absolutely seething about Flamenco:

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"Flamenco nuking himself from orbit" That phrasing seems familiar. Where have I read that recently?

Hi Ralph, thanks for confirming you read every post!

Pissants? Have we reached the point where Ralph is as bad at banter as the anti GG crowd was so he's going to start calling anyone who makes fun of him "piss baby"?
Or is he just stupid and unable to spell?

 

[AltisticRight]

Absolutely seething about Flamenco:

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"Flamenco nuking himself from orbit" That phrasing seems familiar. Where have I read that recently?

Hi Ralph, thanks for confirming you read every post!

First, you can't be Flamenco, so the correct phase is "if I were" not "if I was".
Now, let's see. Ralph claims he doesn't care about the opinions of others, yet he feels the need to go on long Tweeting diatribes. He sent out what, 2 tweets wishing Amanda Pedoneigh Morris a happy birthday? That's far less than his dumb tweets about the Fan Forum.

So if more than half a dozen = doesn't care, what's two?
How do you feel, horse? Ralph's "haters" hold a greater significance in Ralph's mind than your birthday or the spawn you're carrying.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pissants? Have we reached the point where Ralph is as bad at banter as the anti GG crowd was so he's going to start calling anyone who makes fun of him "piss baby"?
Or is he just stupid and unable to spell?

To be fair, on air Ethan savaged him by saying Flamenco “couldn’t sell ice water in hell.” No way Flamenco ever shows his face again online or IRL after being Nagasaki’d by Ethan Ralph like that. He’ll just have to settle for socking as Bad Water Sales Rep.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Pissants? Have we reached the point where Ralph is as bad at banter as the anti GG crowd was so he's going to start calling anyone who makes fun of him "piss baby"?
Or is he just stupid and unable to spell?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Pissants?

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Yeah, that's a real word, but the reason it's in Ralph's vocabulary is that he has no IRL friends.

 

[Jack Awful]

Absolutely seething about Flamenco:

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"Flamenco nuking himself from orbit" That phrasing seems familiar. Where have I read that recently?

Hi Ralph, thanks for confirming you read every post!

So, Ralph is doing well despite only being at 1/400th the viewer base of Rikieta, but is totally destroying Flamenco by having around 300 more people than him.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Absolutely seething about Flamenco:

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"Flamenco nuking himself from orbit" That phrasing seems familiar. Where have I read that recently?

Hi Ralph, thanks for confirming you read every post!

Unlike Ralph, Flamenco's audience is growing. Out of the two of them, I'd rather watch Flamenco talk about shit I have no idea about because at least he has passion and some genuine excitement for what he's talking about.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph looks set to swing at a female cop again...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Ralph looks set to swing at a female cop again...

And miss again.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Unlike Ralph, Flamenco's audience is growing. Out of the two of them, I'd rather watch Flamenco talk about shit I have no idea about because at least he has passion and some genuine excitement for what he's talking about.

I've liked Flam ever since the days of Ralph's falling off the wagon and Flam doing his damndest to keep his show together for him and stage an intervention or three.

 

[Trig.Point]

I’m wondering how long until Twitter withdraw his checkmark tbh.

That check mark is the main reason, he can still occassionally wrangle an interesting guest, who doesn't bother doing any research on Ralph.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hey Ralph, baby mama #3 might be single, act now before someone else snaps her up.
She could move in & help take care of the baby while May is working. (No intercourse if May’s not present, just blowies).
This girl can match your prodigious substance consumption & will do literally anything for your viewers. It’s a no-brainer win-win.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Didn't go well the last time you tried to smash a female cop, Ralph. Maybe try thinking with your brain for once, not your tiny testicle.

(Singular because Ralph is basically a eunuch)

 

[MeltyTW]

Didn't go well the last time you tried to smash a female cop, Ralph. Maybe try thinking with your brain for once, not your tiny testicle.

(Singular because Ralph is basically a eunuch)

weve actually yet to see proof ralph has any testicles despite video and photographic evidence of his crotch, he might actually not have any testicles and his penis might in fact be a result of surgery to approximate one, even if you think thats crazy actually look at the pic and the video you wont find any hint of little piggy testicles anywhere.

 

[Balthier]

weve actually yet to see proof ralph has any testicles despite video and photographic evidence of his crotch, he might actually not have any testicles and his penis might in fact be a result of surgery to approximate one, even if you think thats crazy actually look at the pic and the video you wont find any hint of little piggy testicles anywhere.

His body is the ballsack. When you see his gunt in the fight video it jumps out at you.

 

[AltisticRight]

weve actually yet to see proof ralph has any testicles despite video and photographic evidence of his crotch, he might actually not have any testicles and his penis might in fact be a result of surgery to approximate one, even if you think thats crazy actually look at the pic and the video you wont find any hint of little piggy testicles anywhere.

DAH SEX TAYPE SELLZ ME SHORRT GATOR AS A MATTAH OF FACKT MAH BALLZ ARE EIGHTE INCHEZ U DANG DIRTY AYE LAWG FAN FORUM FAGGET ARHHHHAHAGHAGAH

 

[Beavis]

DAH SEX TAYPE SELLZ ME SHORRT GATOR AS A MATTAH OF FACKT MAH BALLZ ARE EIGHTE INCHEZ U DANG DIRTY AYE LAWG FAN FORUM FAGGET ARHHHHAHAGHAGAH

I GOT THA BIGGEST COCK IN MUH SEKTUR TELL EM GAYDUR!