🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph compares himself to Tony Montana
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Ralph compares himself to Donald Trump.
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"No, I didn't shart....that's nawt truuu. I was just moving my bum leg. Check out my 4 hour copestream and see for yourself" :story:
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The delusion grows stronger with each passing second.
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Its funny that Ralph mocks anime because he can only think of himself in terms of American pop culture.

He has never read a book in his life, but he sure has watched thousands of hours of wrasslin and Scarface x100. He is a non-fiction example of an idiot plot.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Ralph compares himself to Tony Montana
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Ralph compares himself to Donald Trump.
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"No, I didn't shart....that's nawt truuu. I was just moving my bum leg. Check out my 4 hour copestream and see for yourself" :story:
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Rackets screwed Ralph over by laughing at The Shart Heard 'Round The World?!
 
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Holy crap there's molding running along the middle of the walls in Ralph's shack
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That's so cool!
 
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Bonanza Jellybean said:
Was this Ralph tweeting from the wrong account? The wording makes it sound like he's speaking about being pregnant himself. He's so fucking catty.
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He’s just upset because he gained all the weight after his last two kids.

I’m also not sure where he gets his info from. Most women, or more specifically unmarried moms, don’t go to shit “after pregnancy”. It’s the next two grinding years of bad sleep and caring for an infant solo that ruin them, which is definitely going to happen to Pantsu.

The recent photo perfectly encapsulates the look of a tired, miserable woman who had a baby with an angry, fat alcoholic who struggles to earn minimum wage. They should just move into a trailer park finish the job.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
He’s just upset because he gained all the weight after his last two kids.

I’m also not sure where he gets his info from. Most women, or more specifically unmarried moms, don’t go to shit “after pregnancy”. It’s the next two grinding years of bad sleep and caring for an infant solo that ruin them, which is definitely going to happen to Pantsu.

The recent photo perfectly encapsulates the look of a tired, miserable woman who had a baby with an angry, fat alcoholic who struggles to earn minimum wage. They should just move into a trailer park finish the job.
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He's just posting that to shit on Faith. He is still absolutely obsessed with her and thinks about her every day. Wonder how Meigh feels about that, you can bet he rants about Faith and her tweets to her every single day and about how he's totally gonna see his son Xander. Meigh thought getting impregnated by him will make him forget about Faith, if only she could have a better reroll baby she would be the number one woman in his life, lol. Faith is always gonna be the one that got away (and took his son with her). Meigh is just someone he uses to try and make Faith jealous.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m also not sure where he gets his info from. Most unmarried moms don’t go to shit “after pregnancy” it’s the next two grinding years of bad sleep and caring for an infant solo that ruin them, which is definitely going to happen to Pantsu.

The recent photo perfectly encapsulates the look of a tired, miserable woman who had a baby with an angry alcoholic who earns minimum wage. They should just move into a trailer finish the job.
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Yeah that looks more like a picture taken in the hospital, a day or so after birth. Not weeks later, in the comfort of her own home. It looks like she still hasn't showered. Not sure how this is a flex.

Still, it sounds like it's supposed to be a Meigh tweet digging at Faith which shes made before. But it's hard to tell because Ralph is so consumed with the estrogen his gunt generates that he's in a state of permanent 13 year old girl going through puberty.
 
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Faith is always gonna be the one that got away
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Before Faith, there was Nora, a fetching woman that Ralph was actually married to. People speculated that she was the best thing that ever happened to him, cause right after his divorce was when things spiraled downward hard. Faith and Neigh wishes they were even remotely close to being Ralph's best.
 
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Reaper King said:
Before Faith, there was Nora, a fetching woman that Ralph was actually married to. People speculated that she was the best thing that ever happened to him, cause right after his divorce was when things spiraled downward hard. Faith and Neigh wishes they were even remotely close to being Ralph's best.
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True, but Nora didn't have his child and she was not white. I truly think he is incredibly butthurt about not getting to have his "trad family" with his "hot 18 year old gf" that he bragged so much about. He would have been the king of his cringe little trad LARPer movement having a blonde, blue eyed childbride who bore him a son. Now he has a Jewish brown haired, brown eyed, age-appropriate horse tranny who gave him a daughter. It's definitely a downgrade in his own eyes and that's why he's trying to own Faith so hard and pretend Meigh is actually better. it's mostly to convince himself.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Its funny that Ralph mocks anime because he can only think of himself in terms of American pop culture.

He has never read a book in his life, but he sure has watched thousands of hours of wrasslin and Scarface x100. He is a non-fiction example of an idiot plot.
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Let's not forget to include all the sportsball and interracial porn too.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralphs angry Jim texts are great. I always read them in that weird grunty voice he does. You know, the one where it sounds like he just drank a piping hot cup of bacon grease. Good shit.
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Ralph just turns up his mic volume and turbo hits mute and chat block buttons. Absolutely nobody would go on his show to debate him at this point because he’s such a little bitch. This was well demonstrated with Null, Ralph couldn’t handle even rational, calm Null talking to him.

Ralph can only wash the balls of BA and suck off Catboi Hitler.
 
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