🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Telemeter]

Yeah I caught that one too, but it's hard to tell if he was talking about plate specifically though, didn't they kinda fizzle out pretty quick post stream.me?

Jim has always been a contrarian when it comes to the content he makes, the more he gets spammed asking for something the less likely is he will do it, that's probably why he hasn't streamed part 2 of April's YOTC.

He was both getting hammered with Ralph stories and also dealing with his condition for the better part of the last 2 years, both things are enough to get him to not do anything about it, never mind put together.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

What suspended sentence, @theralph? Didn't you just imply again on Chrissie's show that you weren't convicted because you had a better lawyer than one of the superchatters having a dig at you?

Have we finally figured out that it's still a conviction even if you plead No Contest?

EDIT: Holy shit, Ralph really does just default to believing whatever randos tell him about people he doesn't like. No archives because I caught this immediately before he deleted it:
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The motherfucker took the time to reply "Appears to be Fake News!" (why capitalize fake news? Weird) before blocking him, I don't know why but that just makes it so much funnier, he needed to get the last word in even though he was fooled by it and looked like an idiot, but still as long as he gets that last reply in he can still pretend to win in his mind.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The motherfucker took the time to reply "Appears to be Fake News!" (why capitalize fake news? Weird) before blocking him, I don't know why but that just makes it so much funnier, he needed to get the last word in even though he was fooled by it and looked like an idiot, but still as long as he gets that last reply in he can still pretend to win in his mind.

He is so desperate for any W that he will fall for anything.

"May! This guy has info that Jim is in an all-lesbian acapella group! He's gonna give me the receipts but first I gotta tell him if our refrigerator is running,.Will you go check?"

 

[Jin101]

Since when did he follow this number of people?

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Ralph already coping, probably managed to upset Andy Dick or needed that money for cocaine and burgers.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph already coping, probably managed to upset Andy Dick or needed that money for cocaine and burgers.

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Man this guy fucking loves posting private conversations. Seems pretty upset when it happens to him tho…

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph already coping, probably managed to upset Andy Dick or needed that money for cocaine and burgers.

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he says while kino casino had one of their best episodes with gunt deflating, watching the news, and running like a bitch from his stream snipe. also at least andy dick degrades himself for drug money, gunt you sit there like a bitch while we pay the host to laugh at your whore mom burning forever in hell for free. youre basically some kind of field minstrelsy nigger.

 

[Hüftpriester]

All of Ralph's impotent seething about Ashton Birdie's supposed abortions effortlessly BTFO by three simple word from Andy Dick: YOUR LIFE IS SHIT.

If Andy Dick is a crackhead loser, what does that make Ralph? A morbidly obese crackhead loser with a microdick and a horsefaced fake fiancée.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is currently sperging with Wyatt, right wing anime twitter poster that constantly gets banned for his threads, on twitter because Ralph might be going after Wyatt’s favorite Vtuber

 

[Truly Rural]

Why does he act as like he expect some kind of a contract with anybody for anything? He keeps doing it over and over. You fucking smooth brain pig will NOT see ANY contract for anything until you become marketable and that includes loosing 100 pounds. You have to rise up to the representable and somewhat reliable level before anybody with the brain will be DUMB enough to make a formal commitment with you that you'll eventually break.

You are fucking right you "likely won't" see it, nobody other than you even expects it you moron.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Why does he act as like he expect some kind of a contract with anybody for anything? He keeps doing it over and over. You fucking smooth brain pig will NOT see ANY contract for anything until you become marketable and that includes loosing 100 pounds. You have to rise up to the representable and somewhat reliable level before anybody with the brain will be DUMB enough to make a formal commitment with you that you'll eventually break.
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You are fucking right you "likely won't" see it, nobody other than you even expects it you moron.

I'll give him $100k to measure himself from head to toe on camera.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

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This is gonna age like milk. He's been warned, this is proof he doesn't expect Nick to dump him eventually. When it happens, rub this in his face when he says he knew it was coming.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Nearly 1/10th of a million(fees/percentages taken out) to be a decent human for six months is totally unreasonable for Ralph. I do not even think it is about dodging the fight. I think he just knows he cannot do it.

Editing for: Is it 1/3 of 100k or 100k for each of the three? I mean either way that is a payday for Ralph.

 

[Spergichu]

/vt/ is full of literal schizos who constantly fantasize about raping middle aged women who pretend to be little anime girls. Poking that hornets nest is retarded, even for Ralph.

 

[MediocreMilt]

There's probably a lot of things you don't understand, like relationships (Nora divorce due to cheating with hookers, Faith thumb in the butt tape release, Faith fleeing DV, getting involved with Pantsu ever, ADRIENNE BLAIR WON, the alien dumping you because you were a GG guy, all of the attempted grooming of underage girls), social cues (feuds with LITERALLY EVERYONE on a long enough time-scale, drunkenly admits the Internet is his real life, has no apparent IRL friends, yells the name of his show no one watches over footage of Chris getting arrested, posts photos of ugly food to flex), and how to dress yourself (do I even need to go here?)

 

[MeltyTW]

/vt/ is full of literal schizos who constantly fantasize about raping middle aged women who pretend to be little anime girls. Poking that hornets nest is retarded, even for Ralph.

youre talking about the man who said the exact same shit about baph before they captured his memphis micro pics and fucking ssn. this isnt even top ten retarded life decisions for the gunt. also side note he acts like he does well but he lapred like that in gg but now admits his show was niche and unpopular then,

 

[Christorian X]

Please oh please get Andy Dick on your show Ralph. The only reason it worked for PPP and Andy is they had the self awareness to let Dick be Dick and shit on them while standing out of his way so he could run full steam into the crazy. Ralph is capable of none of that. Andy would double down on the death threats and start shitting on him daily.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Makes over $400k a year, yet he rents a crackshack in one of the most crime ridden shitholes in America and has a credit card with an allowance of $1500.
"Cuck my content".
Like you did to stay on Justin Sun's streaming site? Fag.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Why does he act as like he expect some kind of a contract with anybody for anything? He keeps doing it over and over. You fucking smooth brain pig will NOT see ANY contract for anything until you become marketable and that includes loosing 100 pounds. You have to rise up to the representable and somewhat reliable level before anybody with the brain will be DUMB enough to make a formal commitment with you that you'll eventually break.

You are fucking right you "likely won't" see it, nobody other than you even expects it you moron.

There it is - it's pretty much official that the fight won't happen. It was fun to dream, though.

 

[BlackDragoons]

/vt/ is full of literal schizos who constantly fantasize about raping middle aged women who pretend to be little anime girls. Poking that hornets nest is retarded, even for Ralph.

I hope he does poke the nest. I legit hope he's that fucking stupid he instigates the chans like this.