🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 31 43.7%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 11.3%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 32 45.1%

  • Total voters
    71
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If Ralph isn't using filters like a woman, he might want to see an oncologist about those lumps.
 
Is Vickers' restraining order gone already?
Vickers fucked up the last attempt at enforcing it by not bringing a Lawyer, so Ralph is feeling untouchable.
5 CHIN DAYS, BITCH!
Ralph's chins must be spite filled bitches as well, since instead of stacking on top of each other, they are trying on different sides of his neck.
 
Its just mindblowing to me that a human being can fly halfway around the world to go visit some of the most interesting and culturally rich areas on earth, and spend most of his day on twitter typing at his haters.
And getting the shit beaten out of him! Don't forget getting the shit beaten out of him!
 
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MAH BABEH MAMA GONNA TAKE LIL XANDER'S FORESKINView attachment 3353312View attachment 3353313
Ralph, you don't even see your son. So what difference does that make? Could have took the time to see him, but you were too busy getting the American History X treatment by Cog and his pet dwarf in fucking Portugal.

Don't know. Sounds like Ralph is creating pretext to vilify the family that has his kid to make himself look good.
 
I think that's just gravity lmao, he tilts his head sideways and all the blubber in his noggin gets pulled down making it look like half his head just got flattened with a frying pan
Yeah, he has a turkey-neck gobble gobble chunt (chin-gunt) hanging from his face that is being pulled down by gravity as he tilts his head. Even if he loses weight he will forever have excess skin from his double chin hanging from his neck which will look something like this:
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Which will serve to make him look even older than he already looks. Instead of looking like he is 50 he will look like he is 80.
 
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I don't know why you don't just post on the forum instead of capping posts and adding your 2 cents on twitter. If you've lost your password I'm sure null can help. No point in archiving this drivel, I just find the recent arc of being a kiwiposter in exile baffling.
 
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