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Idk but pretty telling that Ralph isnāt even on their level since he wasnāt asked to speak.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Washed up grifters that are still too good to let Ralph speak at their event. Probably shilling self-help stuff you can sign up for or buy at the end like those pyramid scheme events people pay to speak at.
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No one in their right mind would ever have Ralph speak on a "traditional" panel. One search would show what a huge degenerate he is. This is an attempt for more horse head and maybe a few more viewers. Pantsu found her next trad branch to reach for.
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I always thought New England were the colonies above the Mason-Dixon but I stand corrected.
Ralph sperging about his gay hat is really funny. Why doesn't he be honest and just say he is wearing the fashion of the niggers he loves so much.
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At First I was like...
But then I was like....
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Ralph, you spazed out a week ago about people going to your house when no one was home. Maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting to the whole world that you are not gonna be home for a while? It's normal for people to just take a break then not update twitter on their where abouts.
I also don't get this Atlantic City family trip when gas is $5 a gallon. That area he's going to doesn't look like anything special.
Here is what you could be taking your family to in your own city Ralph
It has coasters AND a water park inside
If you are willing to drive an hour and want to do some drinking as well as have Rozy meet the cast of Sesame Street you could go to Busch Gardens
Anheiser Busch owns this European themed park that holds multiple awards and worlds records. This park is different than others because they don't ban or limits areas where you can do some drinking. Simpsons even had a whole parody episode about Busch Gardens
Not far enough of a drive to be a "vacation" for you?
YOU LIVE NEXT TO WASHINGTON DC AND HOST AN INTERNET SHOW ABOUT POLITICS/DRAMA!
I don't understand why he's going so far out of his way for a meh looking vacation spot. My best guess is he doesn't want his free room at Ceasars Palace to go to waste and is pretending its all about his family and not his gambling problem.
So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy Pig
Bro, how do you keep owning yourself so much?
But then I was like....
Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort)
Some fat nasty bitch in a hijab came up to my house sperg out. I guess she didn't know I have my own cameras out there?? Definitely doesn't look like a sane individual!
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Ralph, you spazed out a week ago about people going to your house when no one was home. Maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting to the whole world that you are not gonna be home for a while? It's normal for people to just take a break then not update twitter on their where abouts.
I also don't get this Atlantic City family trip when gas is $5 a gallon. That area he's going to doesn't look like anything special.
Here is what you could be taking your family to in your own city Ralph
It has coasters AND a water park inside
If you are willing to drive an hour and want to do some drinking as well as have Rozy meet the cast of Sesame Street you could go to Busch Gardens
Anheiser Busch owns this European themed park that holds multiple awards and worlds records. This park is different than others because they don't ban or limits areas where you can do some drinking. Simpsons even had a whole parody episode about Busch Gardens
Not far enough of a drive to be a "vacation" for you?
YOU LIVE NEXT TO WASHINGTON DC AND HOST AN INTERNET SHOW ABOUT POLITICS/DRAMA!
I don't understand why he's going so far out of his way for a meh looking vacation spot. My best guess is he doesn't want his free room at Ceasars Palace to go to waste and is pretending its all about his family and not his gambling problem.
So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy Pig
Bro, how do you keep owning yourself so much?
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A fool and his money are soon parted, and Ralph is extremely foolish. If he is going to cavort off to Atlantic City he could have left Meigh at home because she will be getting essentially the same experience.At First I was like...
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But then I was like....
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Some fat nasty bitch in a hijab came up to my house sperg out. I guess she didn't know I have my own cameras out there?? Definitely doesn't look like a sane individual!
Ralph, you spazed out a week ago about people going to your house when no one was home. Maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting to the whole world that you are not gonna be home for a while? It's normal for people to just take a break then not update twitter on their where abouts.
I also don't get this Atlantic City family trip when gas is $5 a gallon. That area he's going to doesn't look like anything special.
Here is what you could be taking your family to in your own city Ralph
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It has coasters AND a water park inside
If you are willing to drive an hour and want to do some drinking as well as have Rozy meet the cast of Sesame Street you could go to Busch Gardens
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Anheiser Busch owns this European themed park that holds multiple awards and worlds records. This park is different than others because they don't ban or limits areas where you can do some drinking. Simpsons even had a whole parody episode about Busch Gardens
Not far enough of a drive to be a "vacation" for you?
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YOU LIVE NEXT TO WASHINGTON DC AND HOST AN INTERNET SHOW ABOUT POLITICS/DRAMA!
I don't understand why he's going so far out of his way for a meh looking vacation spot. My best guess is he doesn't want his free room at Ceasars Palace to go to waste and is pretending its all about his family and not his gambling problem.
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So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy PigView attachment 3379785
Bro, how do you keep owning yourself so much?
Maybe this is a vacation for Meigh, because despite the filth inside the extremely cheap hotel room they will most certainly stay at, it is most likely much cleaner than the crack shack has ever been.
I'm going to PL a bit here but my father was a gambling addict Ralph. I grow to resent him more daily in my old age. You would be too lucky if you live to see your kids make it to adulthood, but if you do they will reject you. They will distance themselves further from you every day because when they get older and have their own children they will see what your addiction robbed them of in childhood.
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Damn, sucks that Ralph is so irrelevant even in his little grifter circle. I would love to hear Ralph try to give a speech about traditional values and why it's actually trad to not marry your babymamma and have children out of wedlock.
@Mr E. Grifter look at this motherfucker try and say he only pretended to not be able to wear a hat, coping instantly after one Kiwi post about it on his Twitter and tell me ralph is dried up, top lol-cow in tha sektur bitch
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The most uneducated, amoral, uncivilized, narcissistic black people don't go there. Ralph lives his every day idolizing the worst of Black people, the kind of people Chris Rock uses the word nigger to label with more hatred than I've ever heard a White person use. He won't go to those places, because they kick out entitled Black folk that can't control their behavior.At First I was like...
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But then I was like....
View attachment 3379620Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort)
Some fat nasty bitch in a hijab came up to my house sperg out. I guess she didn't know I have my own cameras out there?? Definitely doesn't look like a sane individual!
Ralph, you spazed out a week ago about people going to your house when no one was home. Maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting to the whole world that you are not gonna be home for a while? It's normal for people to just take a break then not update twitter on their where abouts.
I also don't get this Atlantic City family trip when gas is $5 a gallon. That area he's going to doesn't look like anything special.
Here is what you could be taking your family to in your own city Ralph
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It has coasters AND a water park inside
If you are willing to drive an hour and want to do some drinking as well as have Rozy meet the cast of Sesame Street you could go to Busch Gardens
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Anheiser Busch owns this European themed park that holds multiple awards and worlds records. This park is different than others because they don't ban or limits areas where you can do some drinking. Simpsons even had a whole parody episode about Busch Gardens
Not far enough of a drive to be a "vacation" for you?
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YOU LIVE NEXT TO WASHINGTON DC AND HOST AN INTERNET SHOW ABOUT POLITICS/DRAMA!
I don't understand why he's going so far out of his way for a meh looking vacation spot. My best guess is he doesn't want his free room at Ceasars Palace to go to waste and is pretending its all about his family and not his gambling problem.
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So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy PigView attachment 3379785
Bro, how do you keep owning yourself so much?
Ralph is a wigger in the worst way possible, he flaunts their wealth destroying materialism, he brags about his bastard children he doesn't care for, and he enacts violence without consideration of consequence.
Of course he's excited to go to Ghetto Vegas.
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Even better they are using a photo on flier of the New River Gorge Bridge (the one they let BASE jump off of once a year) which is FOUR hours away from Romney, WV in Fayetteville, WV. Fayetteville has some of the best white water rafting on the east coast. Must have been too expensive hold it in the New River Gorge area. Romney, which looks to be in the middle of nowhere, is in a county with a total of 1,500 ppl according to Wikipedia.
Guess Romney was cheap enough for these trad LARPāers or someone owns a building there they are letting them use for free. Cheap or free is the only reason they could be going to this place in the middle of nowhere in WV.
Thereās a great 1980 film called Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon. It was filmed right before the decrepit and grand buildings of old prohibition AC were destroyed to make way for the social security casinos. Itās interesting because the new grand hotels built in their place are now even bigger, uglier, shitholes than buildings they demolished in 1980 right as gambling was legalized to save AC.
Honestly I think AC will feel homey to Gunt. AC is a real shithole but so is Southern Richmond. Iām sure more KF are familiar with AC, but when you drive through Virgina to get to DC, Williamsburg or VMI the rule is to avoid the shithole that is S. Richmond.
Richmond is the asshole of Virgina. Atlantic City is just a more compact shithole, Southern Richmond is a more spread out crime ridden shithole.
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OK so 10 mins after I post this:
And like everyone else said Ralph, you look like an idiot, you're not a hip 20 year old, you're a morbidly obese manlet and you look like you're in your 50s, but by all means, keep wearing the hat that's too small for your head, it sure owns the alogs when you do, just like with the kid diddler hat.
Come to think of it, why not wear that one and own Null some more? I'm sure it would make him weep if you post pictures of you wearing that hat in public. But remember to use the "show everyone how little hair I have left while I try to appear taller than 5' 1" style to own the alogs if you do.
Ralph addresses the point I made about his hat on Twitter:
Then another post is made and it again takes him about 10mins to reply on Twitter:
So he's just obsessively refreshing the forum for any new posts to get angry about? I'm not even sure if he's on "vacation" in AC? If he is, then it just shows that his vacations are code for "go to a hotel to read KF 24/7 and reply on Twitter like a bitch".
And like everyone else said Ralph, you look like an idiot, you're not a hip 20 year old, you're a morbidly obese manlet and you look like you're in your 50s, but by all means, keep wearing the hat that's too small for your head, it sure owns the alogs when you do, just like with the kid diddler hat.
Come to think of it, why not wear that one and own Null some more? I'm sure it would make him weep if you post pictures of you wearing that hat in public. But remember to use the "show everyone how little hair I have left while I try to appear taller than 5' 1" style to own the alogs if you do.
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That is some awful looking Mexican food
Tiger Jack
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A convention of Literally Whos and Ralph still isnāt relevant enough to be on the guest list, lol.
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It works for young guys with floppy hair because they have enough hair that they just have to slightly angle the hat up. It's a casual look, but the hat still looks natural. Ralph is a gunted, balding senior citizen, so to get his hair to come out the front, he has to tilt it so far back on his giant pumpkin head that it's like a yarmulke with a brim. Accept that you're too old to dress like a 20 year old, you'll look like less of a retard.
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I just don't get how he thinks shitting on people for being on the farms is an own while he's staring at his phone and seething when he is supposed to be enjoying a day out? From what I can tell the extent of his interaction with Meigh is telling her to smile for a picture to own the farms. He could maybe have some sort of fucked up white trash credibility if he just lived his ragepig life and actually didn't give a fuck what people thought rather than constantly repeating it like some cokehead mantra.
Also Ralph, you do not make enough money to be making these sorts of bets on a regular basis. Out of the global population, the people who come out ontop in sports betting wouldn't even fill your crack shack, and you are not one of them. All this win proves is that you have lost an insane amount of money.
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He looks like the chubby little Asian kid from UP.
STYLE.
STYLE.
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VS 
UPDATE:In response to that tweet, someone mentioned Ralph clearly flagging down GhostPolitics' twitter account and this is what Ralph had to say:
So Ralph is butthurt that despite Ghost speaking in his defense (in the backwards, troll-ish way Ghost did), he refused to come on the Killstream (biggest in da sektor baybee!). So Ghost can get fucked!
Ralph's retarded, BPD stance kinda ignores the fact that afaik, Ghost has never went on anyone's show, ever. But I guess since he didn't kneel and kiss grandpappy's ring betwixt guntflaps, he's not a real supporter. I knew Ralph was a bitch, but wow. Only plus side to this is that I hope in 6 months when Ghost finally streams again, he'll sperg out about this...
Christ Ralph....
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It will never happen because Ghost, like Ralph, likes being in control of who they can mute/kick from the call at any given moment. You take that power away and they become hostile. Ralph will occasionally leave his comfort zone (usually to hilarious results) otherwise it's just talking to the same vetted retards over and over again.In response to that tweet, someone mentioned Ralph clearly flagging down GhostPolitics' twitter account and this is what Ralph had to say:
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So Ralph is butthurt that despite Ghost speaking in his defense (in the backwards, troll-ish way Ghost did), he refused to come on the Killstream (biggest in da sektor baybee!). So
Ralph's retarded, BPD stance kinda ignores the fact that afaik, Ghost has never went on anyone's show, ever. But I guess since he didn't kneel and kiss grandpappy's ring betwixt guntflaps, he's not a real supporter.
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Heās going to AC because heās a degenerate gambler and gets Caesarās Reward Credits. Iām sure he gets constant offers to use his RC or āspecial VIP dealsā and since Ceasers in AC is so grotty and undergoing renovations it means they are desperate to get ppl into the hotel.At First I was like...
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But then I was like....
View attachment 3379620Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort)
Some fat nasty bitch in a hijab came up to my house sperg out. I guess she didn't know I have my own cameras out there?? Definitely doesn't look like a sane individual!
Ralph, you spazed out a week ago about people going to your house when no one was home. Maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting to the whole world that you are not gonna be home for a while? It's normal for people to just take a break then not update twitter on their where abouts.
I also don't get this Atlantic City family trip when gas is $5 a gallon. That area he's going to doesn't look like anything special.
Here is what you could be taking your family to in your own city Ralph
View attachment 3379650
It has coasters AND a water park inside
If you are willing to drive an hour and want to do some drinking as well as have Rozy meet the cast of Sesame Street you could go to Busch Gardens
View attachment 3379667View attachment 3379672View attachment 3379682
Anheiser Busch owns this European themed park that holds multiple awards and worlds records. This park is different than others because they don't ban or limits areas where you can do some drinking. Simpsons even had a whole parody episode about Busch Gardens
Not far enough of a drive to be a "vacation" for you?
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YOU LIVE NEXT TO WASHINGTON DC AND HOST AN INTERNET SHOW ABOUT POLITICS/DRAMA!
I don't understand why he's going so far out of his way for a meh looking vacation spot. My best guess is he doesn't want his free room at Ceasars Palace to go to waste and is pretending its all about his family and not his gambling problem.
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So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy PigView attachment 3379785
Bro, how do you keep owning yourself so much?
Iād bet the trip is thanks to some RC or promo offer he got on his gambling app that gets him free nights at the hotel. In Guntās brain he probably thinks he can earn more RC (aka lose money) for his trip to Vegas (which he is taking just so his RC donāt expire).
Heās is the stereotypical poor white trash gambler and in Guntās brain a free hotel room is irresistible. He ignores the fact that his sports book losses are the reason he gets a āfree hotelā.
If you want a family vacation with a newborn you rent a cabin in the woods at a lake or shore. You donāt want to drag a newborn around crowds of people or stay in gross AC hotel rooms. Most people with a new baby try to avoid travel until about six months, unless itās something important like a wedding, annual family vacay house rental, funeral etcā¦ Dragging Rozy to a gross AC hotel room so daddy can go gamble is just selfish and retarded. Ralph loves to abandon Meigh and Rozy, so Iām not sure why he wants to drag them along to the least hospitable place for a newborn imaginable.
Not just the guest list is a who but even a who town itās being held in. Pretty sad when you put out a flier for an event and use a photo of a place thatās four hours away from the event location.
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