🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pomniman]

Killroy? Is that where we got the dancing Boulder Matt gif?

I misspelled it, (it's actually Kilroy), but I forget if it even happened or not. The main thing about that event was that it was cringe and some sort of grift that got exposed in the hype-building period for it; real mickey mouse shit, in other words.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Killroy? Is that where we got the dancing Boulder Matt gif?

I think that Jarbo clip was something he posted to one of his socials when he attended someone's wedding. Don't quote me on that, though.

 

[Zilortha]

He is such a consistent ragepig and so universally hostile to any perceived slight, at this point I can't even imagine what a positive relationship with Ralph would have to look like for him to not eventually spaz out. Maybe a pet, but even a dog wouldn't meet his standards. He could get a goldfish and just enjoy watching it and knowing it respects the Ralphamale.

Yeah but he would probably kill the goldfish.
Idk if you've ever seen Trailer Park Boys, but just imagine Ralph w/ an "Orangie situation".

 

[BlackDragoons]

So I take a break from the farms and this fat tub of lard is getting ready for another vacation?

Did I hit a time skip or something? Didn't he get back home last week?

 

[NicoFountaine]

So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy Pig

It means filthy and is also synonyms with Pig. The Spanish insult I'd love to give Ralph in person should I ever run into him over there is cochicuino. From cochino (Filthy; Pig) and cui (sueey in spanish)

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Meigh doesn’t give him anything to work with except for filtered “roller coaster face” selfies. For all the trad larping he tries to force her into she’s doesn’t bake, cook nice meals, sew, grow a garden, attend church, keep an attractive home, etc…or any of the real activities associated with real traditional women.

The last cooking shot we got was white trash bonanza Easter dinner served on disposable plates, plastic cutlery, drinks still in plastic bottles, steaks, potatoes and a Made in China cross from the Dollar Tree. It looked like a meal served on a camping trip, not an Easter dinner at home.

The only thing Ralph can share are her “look excited” photos and Rozy on public changing tables in Target. It’s hard to share much when your selling a total lie about your baby mama.

Ralph can’t even bother to marry Pantsu to make the trad larp the tiniest bit believable.

But that would put the entire RalphaFortune at risk should Pantsu run off with one of her bulls.

 

[Fannyscum]

The Ralphs are looking at buying a home?

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If I had to think about it, Jim's chat was the one that turned on him:


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[HackerX]

The Ralphs are looking at buying a home?
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If I had to think about it, Jim's chat was the one that turned on him:
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This is on par with Becky (from ALR fame) worrying about inflation. Who the hell is going to give Ethan a mortgage?
On top of that, he doesn't have 20% for the down payment, so welcome to PMI too.

This is weirdly the most forward thinking Ralph has ever done. Unfortunately he's kind of fucked without a stable career, any sort of retirement plan, blatant health issues, etc. In the off chance Ethan makes it to 50 (or god forbid 60), he's going to be one of those people who moves and lives like a 90 year old due to how shitty he takes care of himself now. Thankfully we'll get to see all this on the Killstream in 2045!

 

[make_it_so]

A family trip to Branson, MO would be considerably less trashy than this.

Plus they can see Shoji Tabuchi perform!

So this made me laugh. The name of the resturaunt in this pic is Chicano's Cochina (listed in the location section of his tweet). Cochina in spanish means Filthy Pig

https://www.spanishdict.com/translate/cochina

Bro, how do you keep owning yourself so much?

Not to harsh, but the place isn't "Cochina," it's "Cocina," or "kitchen."

The Ralphs are looking at buying a home?

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The time for Ralph to buy a home was years ago, when he was still raking in massive amounts of cash and he hadn't turned his credit into absolute shit. Trying to get a home even after the bubble bursts will be a pipe dream for this pig, though, as again his credit is awful and Meigh's is probably no better. The best they'll wind up doing is getting a run down foreclosed home in an area just as ghetto as what they're living in now.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

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"Insane Stalker Energy"
Look I get it that Ralph is retarded but he can't be serious right? He legitimately thinks about Daddy Gym more than either of his own kids.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Ralphs are looking at buying a home?
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He's getting more and more unhinged by the day.
"Housing bubble?" -- you don't make enough for a down payment and your credit is shit.
"Stalker", said the guy screenshotting tweets?

Whatever meds he's on, the efficacy is waning.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

"Insane Stalker Energy"
Look I get it that Ralph is retarded but he can't be serious right? He legitimately thinks about Daddy Gym more than either of his own kids.

 

[NicoFountaine]

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>stalker

Dude, you were counting the hours since last Metokur's post the other day. Who stalks whom?

 

[AltisticRight]

It's been a week since Portugal cope trip #2. What's in the mind of the rage pig? Paedophilia of course.
Daily reminder that Amanda Morris is a paedophile.

Last week:

Now his Tweeting activities.

23rd or so was the announcement to travel to Portugal, again. He returned on the 6th of June. Notice how all the peaks coincide with his cope trip?
His "trip" to escape from the Internet (and non-existent fatherly duties) was basically tweeting over 30 times a day like a fat woman.

 

[Pisstrooper]

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"Oh my god you're such an obsessed stalker", You are a histrionic thot, Ralph.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

>stalker

Dude, you were counting the hours since last Metokur's post the other day. Who stalks whom?

Ralph has been publicly vowing to hunt Metokur down in his hometown — and he’s threatened others with the same treatment. The only stalker here is Ethan Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

The guy who scrolled through Soph's timeline making weird noises is calling other people a stalker.

 

[Pisstrooper]

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Is it normal for these to have so many monosyllabics and pronouns? He's so illiterate the only impression of a personality is his obsession with Jim.

 

[Bixnood]

it's shocking how the ralpha male is able to simultaneously exude butt hurt ex-girlfriend and little duck energy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is it normal for these to have so many monosyllabics and pronouns? He's so illiterate the only impression of a personality is his obsession with Jim.

Seems to be normal sine the application only logs the type of words used. Not sure how they weigh it.