Dude he's been avoiding the bog for like a solid year at this point. The constant Vegas trips, the AFPAC trip, the Killstream Kingpin, Portugo 1, Portugo 2, the musings about doing a wet t-shirt contest in like South Carolina, not surprised he's planning on ditching the horse yet again.
Jokes on yew motherfucker, ah actually can laugh at the biggest lolcow in the sektur, I was only wearing my hat like this to show I have hair.
lol Ralph is such a neighbor cattle it ent even funny.
"Hood rich" Ralph with shit credit, sad and pathetic, is praying for a crash so he can finally own a home. That's equally as retarded as when Bernie supporters are praying for student loan forgiveness.
A mobility scooter is definitely in Ralphâs future, assuming he lives that long. I donât think you can even lease one of those on a predatory loan but Iâm sure will figure out a way to do it.
I'm pretty sure that Ralph is poor enough that some sort of government assistance for obese people will get him one from daddy Biden.
There's video evidence of all of that happening. Ethan why do you keep lying about the most easily disprovable stuff?
As an aside, how many of those trad speakers are married with children?
List of literal who worthless clout chasing eceleb dweebs and Ralph didn't even make the list.
It likes that time Ralph was a "special attendee" at the baseball game he bought a ticket to.
Whatâs hilarious is that houses are cheap as shit in South Richmond. Basically Gunt canât get $120k loan or cough up a $12k down payment. The house he rents was bought for about that just three years ago. The housing bubble has not inflated prices in Ralphâs hood. Ralph will never own a home unless Caesarâs starts letting Ralph put his RC towards mortgages.
I think heâs hoping Daddy Harry will co-sign for a mortgage for his baby mama. Ralph is SOL for any of the down payment or low income homeowners programs because he never paid his student debt and doesnât file accurate income tax returns.
Ralph can't help but tell the truth by his own insecurities.
One can only hope. I bet he'd turn out just like Mobility Mary did, haha.
Even if Ralph doesn't stream himself, people will find him.
Just like you unplugged during your last trip, right Ralph? You won't unplug from Twitter until you drop dead of a heart attack.
"Insane stalker energy" - man referring to person after publically declaring his intentions of hiring a private investigator to harass said person and his wife
