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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
Thank god Pantsu is there to take the full body shots of this bandy stick legged alcoholic senior citizen. Blessy, she does serve a useful purpose for the aylogs.
Cad an Hell said:
Drinking beer in the AM like a king. I AINT NO ALCOHOLIC BISH!
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Bullied into changing his ring finger again. Yes he really is dressed like this. Same pants and jacket. I bet he STINKS. He doesn't look showered.
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>This permadrunk retard still thinks he's winning
We win every time you pop open any alcoholic drink, fatass.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
True but she has gained a lot of weight recently and had a visible bump in her cheap vegas hooker wedding dress.
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Oh god, demon baby #3 predates Rome? Well I guess naming it Romulus is out, gonna have to go with Jesus for being conceived in Mexico.

What do you think it does to a child to know that the only reason they exist is so that their drunk retard father could own da ay-lawgs?
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
True but she has gained a lot of weight recently and had a visible bump in her cheap vegas hooker wedding dress.
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If she was pregnant Ralph would have already rubbed it in Harry's face. His tweet bragging about trying to get her pregnant and having sex shows that they probably havent touched each other in months. Hes only popping a viagra now to make the third spite baby. Doubt it will happen, just look at the state of him.
 
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Cad an Hell said:
Drinking beer in the AM like a king. I AINT NO ALCOHOLIC BISH!
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One of my favourite Ralph things is how he posts basic things on social media and the way he talks about them.
I always get a good laugh thinking "oh you poor little piggy, you actually do think those things are impressive. How absolutely cute!"
It may sound silly, but I can't stop thinking that way, because I always remember some family kids coming up, showing me twigs and rocks and telling me how precious they are and how the other kids will be so jealous.
 
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Truly Rural said:
When was Harry talking about her being pregnant? I missed it if he did.
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He didn't say that exactly. Just that her BC ran out before the midnight flit to Mexico so her drinks may be an early indication of whether or not she's knocked up.

chudbere said:
I guess this is the best place to post this...So last night I did a stream about Ralph and at one point I put forward a theory that Amanda was pregnant with #2. Apparently Harry Morris watched my stream and he tagged me with this post tonight:

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Harry's posts are always kind of hard to parse, imo, he likes to speak in riddles and code. But what I'm getting out of this is that:

-Amanda's birth control prescription ran out right before they moved to Mexico
-She possibly has already been pregnant a second time either before or after Rozy and didn't carry to term
-If she's pregnant again now, should pay attention to what she has been drinking lately as a sign. Idk what he means by stir sticks being a "good" sign... I associate stir sticks with alcoholic mixed drinks so maybe he means stir sticks are a sign she is NOT pregnant.
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Estate said:
One of my favourite Ralph things is how he posts basic things on social media and the way he talks about them.
I always get a good laugh thinking "oh you poor little piggy, you actually do think those things are impressive. How absolutely cute!"
It may sound silly, but I can't stop thinking that way, because I always remember some family kids coming up, showing me twigs and rocks and telling me how precious they are and how the other kids will be so jealous.
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He's like the retarded kid in the neighborhood that you tell your kids to be nice to because you don't wanna be the parent that has to explain why your kids lead the lynch mob.
 
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Estate said:
One of my favourite Ralph things is how he posts basic things on social media and the way he talks about them.
I always get a good laugh thinking "oh you poor little piggy, you actually do think those things are impressive. How absolutely cute!"
It may sound silly, but I can't stop thinking that way, because I always remember some family kids coming up, showing me twigs and rocks and telling me how precious they are and how the other kids will be so jealous.
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That’s how you know His Ronnie and mom didn’t raise him right. Ralph has made the mistake of thinking that we don’t flex our material wealth, travel, food, family, etc online because we are poor losers. Truth is, and brace yourself now Ralph, Our Ronnie’s raised us not to be vulgar trash like yourself, or the north Little Rock nignog role models you had growing up. The more you ‘flex’ dollar amounts and food and name brands, the funnier you are. Pantsu will never tell you because she’s grateful for the scraps you allow her and Roxicet.
Seriously get your child some winter clothes for fucks sake you stupid N-word.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
True but she has gained a lot of weight recently and had a visible bump in her cheap vegas hooker wedding dress.
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She had a bump, I give you that, but that was from her extremely unnatural pose having to contort her body to fit Ralph's ego.

The pics show how much she had to kneel in the photos and ofc your body js gonna look weird, especially when you're skinny fat as Amanda.

Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my behalf but I think we should wait two seconds before we determine she's pregnant.

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Ralph would be better off financially if he was more frugal. But not in a white trash way like he is buying paper plates so he doesn’t have to clean dishes. Him and Pantsu could then sell that shit to his retarded fans and make more money with content. But alas. He wouldn’t be Ralph. His mind as been poisoned by social media flexing and drink

Also Ralph if you’re thinking of saving a few bucks in your drinking habits try doing what the Finnish alcoholics do and make sahti at home.
 
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