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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 52 46.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 49 43.4%
  • Total voters
    113
I just want to point out that we now have absolutely conclusive evidence that the fat retard just puppets Amanda's account.

At 9:34am EU time he posts this link. Notice that it is twitter dot live, which is an invalid URL he spelled out manually.

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At 9:35am (so within 60 seconds), May posts an identical message - down to the URL being totally wrong.

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Reminds me of how my teacher said he can catch cheaters not by what questions they got right, but by answers two students got wrong the same way.

All those kind words May's been writing about Ralph for months have just been this loser sucking himself off like a bitch.
 
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Null said:
I just want to point out that we now have absolutely conclusive evidence that the fat retard just puppets Amanda's account.

At 9:34am EU time he posts this link. Notice that it is twitter dot live, which is an invalid URL he spelled out manually.

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At 9:35am (so within 60 seconds), May posts an identical message - down to the URL being totally wrong.

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Reminds me of how my teacher said he can catch cheaters not by what questions they got right, but by answers two students got wrong the same way.

All those kind words May's been writing about Ralph for months have just been this loser sucking himself off like a bitch.
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>Twitter.live
He was absolutely seething and fuming when he typed that out with his fat demonic trotters.
 
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AltisticRight said:
>Twitter.live
He was absolutely seething and fuming when he typed that out with his fat demonic trotters.
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He saw he was banned on twitter and instead of going to bed he did another line and opened another bottle. Surprised he is not seething on stream right now, I guess he is too busy beating Meigh since this is clearly all her fault!
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Are we sure that that's not just a Ralph sock account? I just can't believe anyone actually likes Ralph.
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From what I know Shaggy is a real, breathing, human being and an entirely separate being from Ralph, as hard as it is to believe.

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He posted the same broken URL twice, an hour apart. He's so fucked up I'd be shocked if he can walk right now.
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At least Twitter now rests in heaven with his daddy Jim's (EDIT: and Andy Jr. too, they're all rolling around in them clouds). 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
 
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Lidl Drip said:
He saw he was banned on twitter and instead of going to bed he did another line and opened another bottle. Surprised he is not seething on stream right now, I guess he is too busy beating Meigh since this is clearly all her fault!
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Null said:
He posted the same broken URL twice, an hour apart. He's so fucked up I'd be shocked if he can walk right now.
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He was legitimately brain damaged, and I can see how he was thinking from personal experience. His account was killstreamlive, his website is killstream.live, so in his absolutely lapse of judgement, his malfunctioning brain morphed the two together to create twitter.live, he didn't even bother checking.

What do I mean by "from personal experience"? I've been unfortunate enough to work on frustrating projects and when it gets beyond just cumbersome, I'd morph two irrelevant bits (sometimes from an entirely different project) of junk together to create some kind of fucked up thing that obviously doesn't work. I'm sure it has happened to everyone. Difference is, mine was for work assignments, I get paid for it, and he's mad over an inconsequential bird app.
 
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JesusBuiltMyHotrod said:
It would be fucking hilarious if Meigh and the Killstream accounts got permabanned for ban evasion.
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Funny thing about the "Ralphacurse" is that it only applies to guntguards. Anyone that feeds the gunt is doomed. Cohosts stalked, paypigs doxed, in-laws in family chaos. Even the ironic guntguards get caught up, ala Mr. Deadman's subpoena.

Pantsu has got to be the most Ralphacursed. Gunted, thoroughly embarrassed, credit score gone to shit, and soon a Twitter ban.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I get paid for it, and he's mad over an inconsequential bird app.
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Hold up there, Chief. I'm sure Ralphafail said he got PAID to tweet.
It was something like "Bitch, people pay me to tweet suck a dick" etc.

Whilst I know it's nawt trooo, imagine the hell it is in Casa de Ralph atm?
Money's already too tight to mention and now his Bird App AND first born checkmark is dead...

Lol Hey May, Harry Potter's dead.
 
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Ralph W:
Chiefs win Superbowl.
Ralph gets big payday from gambling bet.
Meigh off his back for a few months.

Ralph L:
Ralph loses his beloved Twitter account that he loves more then his children for violating Twitter TOS.
Most of his winnings will be used to pay lawyer fees and the IRS who will damn sure make him pay his dues.
The rest of his winnings will have to be used for food and expenses as Meigh's father is no longer supporting them forcing them to support themselves.
He is still married to a horse.
 
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