🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Null]

eh ethan can go to chudbuds or poa.st lol

He tries every so often and gets completely buckbroken by the fedi every time. The anime avatars gang rape him and he leaves.

 

[MeltyTW]

He tries every so often and gets completely buckbroken by the fedi every time. The anime avatars gang rape him and he leaves.

that is the funniest fucking visual image.

Twitter is shit and rots what little one has left of their brain. This is a massive Ralphamale W!

it already seems to have done its damage to ethans sadly

 

[Jim Rustle 88]

eh ethan can go to chudbuds or poa.st lol

I feel bad for ethan, just imagine if could live another 17 years and then his daughter runs off to some internet weirdo, which sets the stage for harry, vickers, and ethan to do an epic intervention

He was on spergcity but it now looks defunct.

 

[AltisticRight]

He was on spergcity but it now looks defunct.

If you go to sperg.city you get the masto.host prompt, it's been aborted for a long time.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

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“Elon Musk deserves to be in jail for this. He also pays attention to me”

 

[Near]

It really is strange how Twitter's previous management, despite the overwhelming complaint volume, did absolutely nothing to Ralph's account. Sure he is a nobody, but with such blatant TOS breaking, and it being proven that deleting tweets does not nullify reports, they just kept him on. The only explanation that makes sense to me is that old verified checkmarks had some default threshold for report volume, that was ineffective until like thousands upon thousands reported them, or they were punted in priority so fucking low, it was basically swept under the rug.

I know this retard won't stay banned though, because Elon wants to keep up the facade that twitter is a forum for every point of view, and that nobody gets permed from there.

 

[AltisticRight]

It really is strange how Twitter's previous management, despite the overwhelming complaint volume, did absolutely nothing to Ralph's account. Sure he is a nobody, but with such blatant TOS breaking, and it being proven that deleting tweets does not nullify reports, they just kept him on. The only explanation that makes sense to me is that old verified checkmarks had some default threshold for report volume, that was ineffective until like thousands upon thousands reported them, or they were punted in priority so fucking low, it was basically swept under the rug.

I know this retard won't stay banned though, because Elon wants to keep up the facade that twitter is a forum for every point of view, and that nobody gets permed from there.

What we know so far is that he defaulted on the $8 a month which is a staggering amount of money, and he was aborted in less than 12 hours.

So the stupid blue tick granted him immunity to reports, but once it expired, reports from as long as two years ago got processed. That's why a lot of people who thought they never reported him got notifications. This theory explains everything without being too circular.

This may happen to someone else, but it'll likely be a while and by then, twitter might have fixed the system. It's not usual for a legacy trivial and irrelevant blue check holder to be such an unhinged menace to the site yet lack $8 a month to upkeep his special needs shield.

 

[Near]

What we know so far is that he defaulted on the $8 a month which is a staggering amount of money, and he was aborted in less than 12 hours.

So the stupid blue tick granted him immunity to reports, but once it expired, reports from as long as two years ago got processed. That's why a lot of people who thought they never reported him got notifications. This theory explains everything without being too circular.

This may happen to someone else, but it'll likely be a while and by then, twitter might have fixed the system. It's not usual for a legacy trivial and irrelevant blue check holder to be such an unhinged menace to the site yet lack $8 a month to upkeep his special needs shield.

It's quite amazing just how insipid it was, if that's the case. I hope Jack, Yoel and that other bitch do a collective flip.
Imagine freezing reports and proving every schizo theory right.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Doesn‘t Patrick Tomlinson have somebody he pays $5000 to get his twitter reinstated every time he gets banned?
I bet Ralph will try to do the same thing. He can’t function without twitter, he needs it. Lawyer fees be damned.

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

I knew this day would come but couldn't have asked for better timing for it to happen right after the superbowl. The emotional roller coaster must have gravitationally distended and bifurcated the gunt even further.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Esoteric Shaggyism has been staying up around 12AM EST to 3 AM EST defending his spiritual king Ethan Ralph for free on twitter.
He replies to every comment laughing at Ralph's ban and all he does if he can find one embarrassing fact then he'll just point it out.





Honestly, when it comes to Ethan Ralph, all principles are thrown out the window. He celebrated when others are suspended so its fair to do the same.
I'm happy when he got kneeled on by Elon Musk.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I knew this day would come but couldn't have asked for better timing for it to happen right after the superbowl. The emotional roller coaster must have gravitationally distended and bifurcated the gunt even further.

GOD’S PLAN!!!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Esoteric Shaggyism has been staying up around 12AM EST to 3 AM EST defending his spiritual king Ethan Ralph for free on twitter.
He replies to every comment laughing at Ralph's ban and all he does if he can find one embarrassing fact then he'll just point it out.

Honestly, when it comes to Ethan Ralph, all principles are thrown out the window. He celebrated when others are suspended so its fair to do the same.
I'm happy when he got kneeled on by Elon Musk.

ralph's cock is so far down his throat its tickling his tonsils.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Doesn‘t Patrick Tomlinson have somebody he pays $5000 to get his twitter reinstated every time he gets banned?
I bet Ralph will try to do the same thing. He can’t function without twitter, he needs it. Lawyer fees be damned.

The difference is that Fatrick had 5k, I don't think Ralph has that much money.

Don't get me wrong, when your primary audience in on Twitter, paying a large sum of money makes sense. It's fun to poke fun at them for it but it makes 100% sense if you don't want to lose a good way to communicate with your audience.

I honestly think he HAS no choice if he wants to keep whatever is left of the Killstream alive. Take a loan, borrow money or suck dick for cock he just has to have a functional Twitter account.

Perfect for Fuentes and the rest of the catboys though, if they wanted to get rid of the Gunt, this would be the perfect time as his hollerin' would be mostly a quiet one, sucks for Kiwisisters since we don't access to our khantent.

Tiktok arc anyone?

 

[Truly Rural]

Esoteric Shaggyism has been staying up around 12AM EST to 3 AM EST defending his spiritual king Ethan Ralph for free on twitter.
He replies to every comment laughing at Ralph's ban and all he does if he can find one embarrassing fact then he'll just point it out.

Like a son Ralph never had

Beautiful

 

[DinnerDates]

Esoteric Shaggyism has been staying up around 12AM EST to 3 AM EST defending his spiritual king Ethan Ralph for free on twitter.
He replies to every comment laughing at Ralph's ban and all he does if he can find one embarrassing fact then he'll just point it out.

Nigga be working double time fighting with anime avatar for free.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

The gunt will find a new digital space to holler, so just be patient while the accumulated hollering gets sent elsewhere.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

ralph's cock is so far down his throat its tickling his tonsils.

Isofaggy feederism had to suck hard enough for it to partially detach to get there. Ralph didn’t notice because diabetic neuropathy and the massive gunt preventing him from seeing it. Now he’s a cross between third world ghetto Harvey Weinstein and the Stay Puft marshmallow man.

Don't get me wrong, when your primary audience in on Twitter, paying a large sum of money makes sense. It's fun to poke fun at them for it but it makes 100% sense if you don't want to lose a good way to communicate with your audience.

Did you ever notice how bad his engagement was? His tweets would max out at around 200 likes on average after two days with just a couple thousand views out of 60,000 followers.

His Twitter was a Potemkin village. It wasn’t useful for anything other than updating us on his feuds.

 

[byuu]

That blue checkmark meant more to him than his own children.
I hope he'll at least livestream his suicide.