🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bepis]

Takes a real special breed of person to call someone a diddler when you're on video talking about wanting to fuck a 13 year old

 

[Near]

Will you let Ali babysit your daughter, Ralph?

 

[Sammich]

The bar for what people can do to fuck with Ralph is now almost non-existent in my book. Fuck this degenerate.

A few months ago I would have considered what cog and his homosexual life partner dan did to be a bit much, but now I'm not sure those niggas went far enough.

I know we aren't supposed to get upset at lolcows, but ralph and nick deserve to get stomped out in the street to the point they can't speak anymore. Both of them deserve nothing but pain and torment. The comments that have been made about this jutjawed Scammy Davis Jr are sickening. I fully avow any act against them. I cheer it on, I thirst for it. I am tapping the "nothing is off-limits" sign on these faggots.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Will you let Ali babysit your daughter, Ralph?

Don't give him any ideas.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Will you let Ali babysit your daughter, Ralph?

Of course, Rozy’s a girl.

 

[Near]

Don't give him any ideas.

It's a genuine question. If there's any doubt in the far reaches of his mind about Ali, he wouldn't.

 

[.iota.]

cross-posting this from the defendant thread.

the ragepig lost:

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and he will be spending the next ten days in california:

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[Lidl Drip]

cross-posting this from the defendant thread.

the ragepig lost:



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No need to brag about going sac-to-sac with Dick Masterson, Ralph. So have most men in LA.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Boy for someone who hates America he sure keeps coming here

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Father of the year crafting his 18-year plan to “cause massive pain” to his son.

 

[Telemeter]

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Father of the year crafting his 18-year plan to “cause massive pain” to his son.

There will be nothing more to tell about Ethel Ralph after this year ends.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There will be nothing more to tell about Ethel Ralph after this year ends.

That’s not fair. We’ll still have the sektur’s celebration tweets and streams to enjoy for months to come.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Father of the year crafting his 18-year plan to “cause massive pain” to his son.

You hate to see it, but delusional drunken rants like this from terrible, deadbeat father's are ten-a-penny. Usually they're confined to a dingy bar, however Ralph is posting them for the world to see.

I mean fuck man, Xander is going to grow up with a stepdad in his life which, more than likely, will raise him like his own son. Especially if he gets faith pregnant and Xander has siblings who he is the father of. Are the whacky stories of his absentee father really going to destroy their relationship, does Ralph really believe that?

He's on some fucking whacko shit man. Even if he is alive by then, he's going to be barely lucid. A shell of a man. Probably with no money, because I just can't see his audience sticking with him this long.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As anyone with children can attest, the overriding drive in life once you’re a parent is to ensure your child had it better than you did. I don’t mean buying them everything they want. I mean emotionally, socially, educationally, nutritionally, and in all ways one can wish one had had a better start in life.

I don’t know how Ralph and his ilk avoid ever feeling that way. Only the most extreme degeneracy can cause such off the charts cruelty and callousness toward one’s own child.

I genuinely think Ralph would kill Xander or Rozy just to upset their mothers’ families.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

It's a genuine question. If there's any doubt in the far reaches of his mind about Ali, he wouldn't.

That would assume he gives a crap about his spawn's wellbeing beyond merely using them to own various people. Other than as living spite avatars, neither of his children hold any real importance to him. Nor is there any care for their safety outside the fact that he feels that the "aylawgs" would get a win if he allowed something to happen to them.

If Ralph thought there was something for him to gain, he would pimp Rozy out to any freak in the world. Why it is good he is rapidly exiting this mortal coil.

If you are reading this, Ralph, have another Bar and beer. You've earned it, champ.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

That would assume he gives a crap about his spawn's wellbeing beyond merely using them to own various people. Other than as living spite avatars, neither of his children hold any real importance to him. Nor is there any care for their safety outside the fact that he feels that the "aylawgs" would get a win if he allowed something to happen to them.

If Ralph thought there was something for him to gain, he would pimp Rozy out to any freak in the world. Why it is good he is rapidly exiting this mortal coil.

If you are reading this, Ralph, have another Bar and beer. You've earned it, champ.

He didn't give a singular fuck about Xander until Metokur made his Deadbeat Dad collection, and i'm 100% convinced he would be the same way with Rosy if he wasn't forced to live with her

 

[NicoFountaine]

cross-posting this from the defendant thread.

the ragepig lost:

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and he will be spending the next ten days in california:

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Who can remix the legendary "Maddox Lost" into a Ralph version. I think we're gonna need it
"The gunt lost!, The Gunt lost, The Gunt lost, The gunt Lost!
Plaintiff is the winnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeer!"

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I dunno why he even bothers seeing Xander. My first memory is my grandma holding my newborn brother when I was almost 2. Xander ain't 2 yet....is he? Even so, he sure as fuck ain't gonna remember Ralph, and Ralph don't give two shits about that child other than to be an inconvenience to Faith and Vickers. But then again, being an inconvenience is Ralph's goal in life.

He's gonna spend a few thousand dollars for all this, get raped in court, then enjoy a vacation at the Barbie Dream Mansion. Then go on The Dick Show and go over who he's currently fighting with this month.

 

[LanceHaver]

Even semi-normies I know that don't follow Ralph at all have sent me these tweets of him blaming Smiley

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

It was only a couple months ago that he accidentally uploaded tranny porn to twitter when trying to flex.

Sauce?