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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 12.0%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.0%
  • Total voters
    125
Rage Pig said:
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Ralph, you aren't even infamous anymore. Wikipedia got rid of you for being a nobody. The only people who even know who you are anymore are those of us on KF and the Fediverse. And we only laugh at you.

6 years? Bitch, you gonna be dead in 6 months from your own life choices, you fat drug addled faggot.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Falling for a parody account:

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even if the ragepig does manage to realize through the substance haze that this is parody, i'm willing to wager that he'll still be seething about it as he's "hitting the jet right after court to dick masterson's mansion".

unless, of course, dax has to cancel due to yet another unforeseen circumstance ...
 
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Wow, 1,000 pages. So much has happened since Chris' demon jumped into him.

I wonder how he'd feel if Ali was sexually harassing Xander. You know, this child he has no relationship with whatsoever. I suspect there'd be a rush of validation. He'd readily sacrifice his flesh and blood to a homosexual pedophile if it meant the male approval his daddy never gave him.
 
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It's not even a Batmobile.
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@Cad an Hell :drink:

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Oh I almost missed this https://www.instagram.com/sactown_batgirl/
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Big Black Bat Lady looks like fun company.
 
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How many hours in total has Ralph spent around his son?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it the case that he has been present for the birth of zero of his children? And was he already split from FaiFai before Xander was born?

If the kid doesn’t run shrieking in fear from him, then he owes a tremendous debt to the Vickers family. It would be real fucking easy to just not use a positive tone when telling Xander about Ralph coming to visit him, and the kid would pick up on that.

And no, Ralph, your dumbshit hair dye has not helped you out. You look ugly, gross and retarded. Literally nothing on earth but the Vickers’ prep has any influence on your kid doing anything but crying and screaming the whole time you saw him.

Unlike you, they care about the kid. You really ought to fuck off into the sunset, because every time you pop in and let your gunted miasma poison that kid, you’re undoing the good work his mom has been doing to raise him. If you gave a shit about anything at all other than your dumb flex, you’d just accept that they’re doing better for him than you could ever make yourself.

Also you’re going to be a dead homeless junkie in a little bit, soo.. better die before it’d make the kid sad
 
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Xander wasn't recognizing Ralph. He was just excited to watch a TV show.

Bluey is a show about parenting, disguised as a kids show. It's actually the opposite of what Ralph's kids experience-
a stable, loving household where both parents are present and active in their children's lives.
The dad especially puts in as much effort as possible to play along with his kids games, be emotionally supportive and teach life lessons.

Seems like Ralph isn't taking much in.
Forget about Xander, all Rozy sees of him is at least verbal and probably some physical abuse, and forced interactions on camera.
He's never changed a diaper, and barely contributes to feeding her, let alone anything else required to raise a child.
She barely knows who he is- every on camera interaction she is either nonresponsive to him or scared of the loud, aggressive fatberg next to her. The best option would be for Ralph to just die while his kids aren't old enough to form memories of him. Maybe then they can have rose colored glasses, at least until they go digging on the internet and find countless clips of him raging at his wife in a pilled out spazfest, or bragging about his conquest of "young pussy."
 
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Ghost of Guntmas Past said:
is Big Tech on twitter? is Ralph responding to anything in particular other than a stream from days ago?
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Big Tech is streaming right now, his chat declared themselves alogs, and they are shitting on Ralph constantly.

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Just a glimpse at it. BT's chat is not dead as Ralph's, it actually moves and is a fun read.
 
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