🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Some dude]

And all it cost Vickers was $50,000.

Never mind, it's already unbanned.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Never mind, it's already unbanned.

Ali Alexander works fast.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ali Alexander works fast.

Shaggy must suck fast

 

[Johnny Doxville]

The video outside court is hilarious. Those sunglasses look like he bought them for Xander, they’re so tiny compared to his fat head.

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[make_it_so]

Ali Alexander works fast.

Great minds think alike,

Jim (@Jim@poa.st)

Do you have time to tweet right now Eso? You owe Ali at least five preteens. Get to it simp.

poa.st

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[Cad an Hell]

Ralph announces his separation from the horse.



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[ddlloo]

I'm not buying it until Harry Morris is gloating on twitter.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph announces his separation from the horse.

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[Large Rodent]

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I smell a work. Post the divorce papers or this is fake and gay.

 

[Malaika]

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I'm not convinced this is real but if it is Ralphs insistence on acting like this means nothing to him and he's just gonna go on hoggin' as if its just another day for the remaining week is so psychotic. This guy is pathalogically unable to admit something bad has happened. It really makes him seem like a psychopath.

If its real then my guess its because of Ralphs favoritism towards Xander over Rozy, but who knows. Ralph has given May a hundred reasons to want to seperate.

I really, really hope Morris does not let May back into the household. Both May and Faith deserve to be on the street for what they did.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

If it is real, I wonder what broke the horses back?

I'm mixed on it being real or not, cause I feel he be hollering about it. Unless he sees it now that he can be free and do whatever the hell he wants with not being tied down by someone.


Oh my god, imagine the co-op legal battles of the horse clan and vickers clan against Ralph if real!

 

[FuckedOffToff]

So, he's in California, and May took the opportunity to do a runner. Makes sense.

 

[Null]

horse is too stupid; kayfabe

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Does he really think everyone is as dumb as he is?

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

Ralph isn't a cynic, he's the archetype of hedonistic, narcissistic retard that makes other people cynical. The early grave is spot on though.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's pre-emptively harping on about parental alienation which would be an indication this is real if they were not a pair of maladjusted smoothbrains.

He previously said his wife is a whore, called her a cumdump to her dad and routinely sees prostitutes so she's quite happy being disrespected.

When you factor in that for well over a year she has proven herself to be more incompetent than a teenager experiencing a psychotic break, the chances are that even if this isn't just an op, she'll be back soon enough.

 

[Chicken Gendies]

That reply about him taking an L after a W is what makes me suspicious. Showing too much humility and self-awareness for Ethan Ralph.

 

[Troonos]

Good news. May wasn't a great person, but at least she can get Rozy away from this fat retard who would likely have ended up abusing her.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Man I hope this is legit. I'm looking forward to enjoying his next attempt at Leaving Las Vegas: Ralphamale Style without that little twinge of feelsbad about Rozy.

Ralph's pulling ahead of Blade a little more with every bender in that race around the drain. I don't really want to see it end, but I know the final lap will be incredible.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That reply about him taking an L after a W is what makes me suspicious. Showing too much humility and self-awareness for Ethan Ralph.

Yeah, Ralph displaying any kind of restraint is a work.