🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bland Crumbs]

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I hate to keep referencing it but I am really on board for Ethel's Lahey Arc.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I hate to keep referencing it but I am really on board for Ethel's Lahey Arc.

That'll be Greassseeeheeheeey!

 

[Sammich]

Time will tell if ralph is serious or not, but it's so fuckign strange seeing his attitude on twitter.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Time will tell if ralph is serious or not, but it's so fuckign strange seeing his attitude on twitter.

bitch-made attitude

I can’t believe Ralph is going to let some whore big league him like this and make him leave his dream in Mexico

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

If you were at all fooled by Ralph's new tweets and thought he might turn over a new leaf, I think you now understand how Meigh and Faith were kept roped in to their abusive relationships with him. I'm not faulting anyone for it either, abusive people can be very convincing. They can even convince themselves that they're going to change. Ralph definitely isn't, not like this at least.

The about-face is far too sudden. He was a smug piggy like a week ago about Vickers, cheating on his wife, getting shitfaced on stream. Now he's remorseful, austere and surviving only on 1 crumb of Xanax a day? Come on. He does this every time he has a break-up.

You remember when you were a kid there was always one vindicative snot-nosed little shit who would try and throw his weight around to anyone who looked meek? Then the second they got told to fuck off, or faced any other consequences, they would run crying to an authority figure. Suddenly they'd suddenly become a quivering mess, who felt so sorry and so aggrieved the second they knew there might be consequences. That's all I see Ralph as.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If you were at all fooled by Ralph's new tweets and thought he might turn over a new leaf, I think you now understand how Meigh and Faith were kept roped in to their abusive relationships with him. I'm not faulting anyone for it either, abusive people can be very convincing. They can even convince themselves that they're going to change. Ralph definitely isn't, not like this at least.

The about-face is far too sudden. He was a smug piggy like a week ago about Vickers, cheating on his wife, getting shitfaced on stream. Now he's remorseful, austere and surviving only on 1 crumb of Xanax a day? Come on. He does this every time he has a break-up.

You remember when you were a kid there was always one vindicative snot-nosed little shit who would try and throw his weight around to anyone who looked meek? Then the second they got told to fuck off, or faced any other consequences, they would run crying to an authority figure. Suddenly they'd suddenly become a quivering mess, who felt so sorry and so aggrieved the second they knew there might be consequences. That's all I see Ralph as.

Ralphasimps don’t have sufficient life experience, or they see their own bullshit in his and seek to foster sympathy in the hopes of it coming back around to benefit themselves later.

 

[Near]

Time will tell if ralph is serious or not, but it's so fuckign strange seeing his attitude on twitter.

He's a complete and utter materialist. There is something he wants, and is making a half-assed attempt to get it. Just enough to convince May that he's totally clean. Once May actually files for divorce, that's when the real fit and usual life ruination attempts will begin. Or she'll just return to him because she's a dumb cunt, and will probably be never found again.

 

[Fornicario]

He's a complete and utter materialist. There is something he wants, and is making a half-assed attempt to get it. Just enough to convince May that he's totally clean. Once May actually files for divorce, that's when the real fit and usual life ruination attempts will begin. Or she'll just return to him because she's a dumb cunt, and will probably be never found again.

I think the only real certainly anyone has is Rozy won't be going back. Whoever Meigh is with won't let that happen. Yeah, Bluey is going to fuck this up. This is definitely going to be another epic arc for Ethel.

 

[Pastikka]

If you were at all fooled by Ralph's new tweets and thought he might turn over a new leaf, I think you now understand how Meigh and Faith were kept roped in to their abusive relationships with him. I'm not faulting anyone for it either, abusive people can be very convincing. They can even convince themselves that they're going to change. Ralph definitely isn't, not like this at least.

The about-face is far too sudden. He was a smug piggy like a week ago about Vickers, cheating on his wife, getting shitfaced on stream. Now he's remorseful, austere and surviving only on 1 crumb of Xanax a day? Come on. He does this every time he has a break-up.

You remember when you were a kid there was always one vindicative snot-nosed little shit who would try and throw his weight around to anyone who looked meek? Then the second they got told to fuck off, or faced any other consequences, they would run crying to an authority figure. Suddenly they'd suddenly become a quivering mess, who felt so sorry and so aggrieved the second they knew there might be consequences. That's all I see Ralph as.

Cope. Ralph is just so efficient that he is able to completely eliminate the penitence phase and go straight from fucking up to triumphal return. In fact if I had to guess it was probably you who has had a substance abuse problem.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think the only real certainly anyone has is Rozy won't be going back.

I wish I could share your certainty. Meigh has proven that she doesn’t give a flying fuck about Rozy’s well being. If she goes back to Ralph, she’ll take Rozy as part of the happy family charade.

 

[Fornicario]

I wish I could share your certainty. Meigh has proven that she doesn’t give a flying fuck about Rozy’s well being. If she goes back to Ralph, she’ll take Rozy as part of the happy family charade.

I doubt that her stablekeepers would allow the foal to leave again even if the Whorse went back to the Gunt. There's too much video of Ethel going through xanopause to make a threat to Meigh about fitness. If it was me, I'd make it clear to Meigh if she wants to free-range Rozy stays. Harry, underneath that jovial pudgy exterior, actually has a brain. Notice how he pokes at Ralph on Twitter with actual Ws instead of "The Big L", "The Big Wetbrain", "That Fucking Loser" Vickers?

EDIT: Clarified a sentence.

 

[Anonanon]

Time will tell if ralph is serious or not, but it's so fuckign strange seeing his attitude on twitter.

Lmao yup dead serious, he's going lose 50 pounds as he quits 4 different substances and not get irrationally angry the moment he encounters a hayter or a woman turns him down.

Next he'll pay his bills for once in his life and fix his credit score

 

[SargonF00t]

I doubt that her stablekeepers would allow the foal to leave again even if the Whorse went back to the Gunt. There's too much video of Ethel going through xanopause to make a threat about fitness. If it was me, I'd make it clear to Meigh if she wants to free-range Rozy stays. Harry, underneath that jovial pudgy exterior, actually has a brain. Notice how he pokes at Ralph on Twitter with actual Ws instead of "The Big L", "The Big Wetbrain", "That Fucking Loser" Vickers?

The Law is on Pantsu's side.

What you wrote is just wish fulfilment that won't pan out.

 

[Fornicario]

The Law is on Pantsu's side.

What you wrote is just wish fulfilment that won't pan out.

Oh damn. Excuse me.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ratioed on Twitter like his Kween Keffals a few days ago.

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I heard Japan already misses you, bro! @RyLi…

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[Not Even Twice]

Ratioed on Twitter like his Kween Keffals a few days ago.
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Is Ryan Dawson that guy that was on the Killstream and they had that awkward exchange where he thought Ralph was joking at first, then realized the pig was truly raging at him and he had to apologize? I forget what it was about.

 

[SargonF00t]

Is Ryan Dawson that guy that was on the Killstream and they had that awkward exchange where he thought Ralph was joking at first, then realized the pig was truly raging at him and he had to apologize? I forget what it was about.

No, that was one time Warski collaborator Jay Dyer

 

[Anonanon]

Ratioed on Twitter like his Kween Keffals a few days ago.
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It's amazing that he is still throwing stones from his pussyless glass (bottle) house

 

[AnOminous]

they all try to make it seem like "hey you have to accept i can possibly be redeemed" is "you have to accept all my bullshit on the increasingly slim and already miniscule off chance that itll help me be redeemed and also i get to not face any earthly consequences because thatd somehow be disrespectful to god because i assume he means he wont give me any consequences"

The forgiveness of God does not and never has meant immunity from earthly authorities. Even the Inquisition would pray for your soul while taking a lit faggot to the kindling at your feet.

Ralph is claiming he went from 2mg Xanax a day to one. Which we know is not true because he has been popping the pills like candy and at one point (weeks ago) admitted taking 10mg a day IIRC.

Someone still lying as much as Ralph is is not quitting drugs. He'd have to face a lot of harsh truths about himself to quit, and he is too much of a weakling to do that.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The forgiveness of God does not and never has meant immunity from earthly authorities. Even the Inquisition would pray for your soul while taking a lit faggot to the kindling at your feet.

Someone still lying as much as Ralph is is not quitting drugs. He'd have to face a lot of harsh truths about himself to quit, and he is too much of a weakling to do that.

in fact true sorrow often involves "bring it on authorities" - who would you believe was more sorry, a murderer who said "i'm sorry" or one who said that AND turned themselves in?