🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Cringestorian X]

Fuck that baby is ugly.

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i'm not gonna alog a baby
but double chin, pedo horse mom, pill-popping alcoholic pig dad

man that bitch will probably have a better life if she spawns in brazil

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Fuck that baby is ugly.

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[Anonanon]

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The American family may be dead, but the Mexican Ralphafamily is soon to rise

 

[Berrakh]

Ralph crying uncle, through retweets no less, is contemptible. Let this be a lesson to all: even someone as vile as Ralph can’t survive his own impulsively hostile and hateful behavior. It will always burn them out and they’ll cry for mercy. It will always be fake. Actual historical barbarians had rules to keep this sort of thing in line because they knew, better than anyone, that wanton individuals are self-destructive first and foremost.

 

[Cringestorian X]

you can save her ralph
bring that bitch to the killstream kompound, merida

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[Hypervitaminosis]

"Ah love ma waif"
But I really want this BPD wreck in Vegas. Remember no traveling?
Ralphamale Rebound™ incoming.

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

EW MEIGH HAS GIANT SHIT NIGGER NIPPLES

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I can't believe this, it has to be a birth mark or something...right? Cause if thats the case those thing got to the size of those little teacup plates

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

HOLY SHIT

oh god please happen, diving head first into incest BPD pussy and deposting another kid to spite pantsu would actually be beautiful, I mean it would recreate the arc cycle perfectly. please say yes grace. This is why Ralph is the model lolcow. That crazy bitch will surely let him smash and not cause any problems what so ever for him.

Won't happen. If (and that's a big if) he manages to hook up with this thot, she's going to bounce as soon as his card gets declined.

retards and paypigs will donate the money to pay for the tab, just like when he was courting faith and pantsu.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

this crazy bitch is cannonballing through all these simping cucks, and i love that they keep running back to her HAHA
as much as i cant stand clout chasers, the way shes hopping from streamer to streamer fucking with all of them makes me laugh
sincerely they must be that stupid, she is leading each and every single one of them on multiple times in a row somehow?
how do you fall for that more than once?

 

[Fornicario]

oh god please happen, diving head first into incest BPD pussy and deposting another kid to spite pantsu would actually be beautiful, I mean it would recreate the arc cycle perfectly. please say yes grace. This is why Ralph is the model lolcow.

Won't happen. If (and that's a big if) he manages to hook up with this thot, she's going to bounce as soon as his card gets declined. If he had the money, he wouldn't be pillstreaming his big defense fund. Fuck, Meigh wouldn't have left if he hadn't wasted so much cash LARPing as an international drug addict and punching bag.

 

[SargonF00t]

Top a-log Johm Potter was playing 4D chess when he trolled Ralph into chaining himself to a woman and producing two offspring he now has to pay for for the next 18 years, while Johm Potter lives the jetsetting childfree bachelor life that Ralph dreams of.

FREE AS FUCKKKKK!
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(DO NOT repost this new previously unseen picture I found of Null onto twitter, Ralph)

Who needs Jason Bourne, when you have Johm Potter?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I have no idea who the fuck Grace Thorp is but based on a few interactions I've seen involving her I think it would be extremely based and ralpha to rawdog her and let Meigh know what she's missing.

Fuck it, invite Corinne too.

 

[3MMA]

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Don't worry guys its just Ambien and a bit of exhaustion, still totally sober.

“But I legit can’t sleep like this after having a wife and daughter so long.” (sic) ~Gunt.
Can’t believe no one’s gone for it, yet:

No one left to hold him when he whimpers. What’s a ralphamale to do? Just Gunt things.

 

[AIKA]

Ralph is too much of a broken buck to dare go to Vegas. He knows his cards will be declined and she will humiliate him.

The Ralphamale is a broken shell of a man who will not be able to prove me wrong.

 

[Elmo]

If anyone throughout the ages have destroyed "The American Family" it was fat deadbeat POS father's like Ralph.

On top of trying to extort Harry Morris out of 8k saying he would never see his grand daughter again. And trying to break up Amanda's relationships with her sister and dad. And completely disregarding the existence of Evan.

To further explain a high dosage of Ambien will make a person basically black out and turn into a walking zombie.

Ralph having date rape drugs, that I can believe.

 

[Near]

you can save her ralph
bring that bitch to the killstream kompound, merida
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I think I already have a good idea of how Grace's dad looks like.

 

[MosBodacious]

EW MEIGH HAS GIANT SHIT NIGGER NIPPLES

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I get the alogging but christ, don't show your own virgin, childless hand while doing it. It is normal for women's areolas to darken during pregnancy.

 

[Deezy]

I get the alogging but christ, don't show your own virgin, childless hand while doing it. It is normal for women's areolas to darken during pregnancy.

Ralph himself was the first one to comment that her nipples looked gross since having the baby. Remember that Meigh made a real infant suffer for her own selfishness and shortsightedness, so I think it’s fine to laugh at her new udders since you know it chaps both their asses.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I get the alogging but christ, don't show your own virgin, childless hand while doing it. It is normal for women's areolas to darken during pregnancy.

Pregnancy does not cause areolae to engulf your entire breast or turn deep brown...unless they were already relatively enormous and dark. You're going to give these boys night terrors.

Seriously, no one cares, but this is at least the 4th post with pReGnAnCy mAkEs... Apparently everything is fair game but areolae the size of your baby's head or a relatively unusual appearance. What's next? Can't admit that some preg belly shapes look awful? Some do! Other closely held secrets? Some people carry weight better than others, and some people age better than others.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I get the alogging but christ, don't show your own virgin, childless hand while doing it. It is normal for women's areolas to darken during pregnancy.

If Ralph included more photos they could start complaining about how flabby her stomach is and her womb being all stretched out too.

It's just pathetic Ralph would post private family photos right after Rozy's birth to try and manipulate Pantsu. Ain't nothing sacred or special to Ralph, it's ALL FAIR GAME.