🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph you swore on the lives of your children and your own life that America First would be destroyed and that Nick was a pedo defender or possibly even one himself, yet after all that you still have the nerve to go crawling back to those faggots. You're pathetic dude, maybe try and develop some actual principles.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph you swore on the lives of your children and your own life that America First would be destroyed and that Nick was a pedo defender or possibly even one himself, yet after all that you still have the nerve to go crawling back to those faggots. You're pathetic dude, maybe try and develop some actual principles.

When the chips are down all these faggots would rather throw their morals in the trash for an easy buck instead of getting a real job.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The Gunt has awoken and his first tweet of the day appears to be quite salty.
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Lol Ralph W

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph you swore on the lives of your children and your own life that America First would be destroyed and that Nick was a pedo defender or possibly even one himself, yet after all that you still have the nerve to go crawling back to those faggots. You're pathetic dude, maybe try and develop some actual principles.

Ralph just blew what bit of credit/money he had remaining on his Mexican ho vacay. He’s now staring down trying to survive 2024 with a viewer base dwindled to nothing and no dumb gimmick events to hype. He’s a man out of ideas and running out of time.

Anybody want to troll Ralph all it will take is the mere faint hope of a few dollas. Bet now he’d eat insects just to get back in Nick’s good graces.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Ralph just blew what bit of credit/money he had remaining on his Mexican ho vacay. He’s now staring down trying to survive 2024 with a viewer base dwindled to nothing and no dumb gimmick events to hype. He’s a man out of ideas and running out of time.

Anybody want to troll Ralph all it will take is the mere faint hope of a few dollas. Bet now he’d eat insects just to get back in Nick’s good graces.

And that is why I think 2024 will be the year of the gunt. Desperate men resort to desperate measures, and I can't wait to laugh at all of it.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Ralph refused to disavow a pederast because he got him his Twitter account back,. Even if he actually believed AF to be a pedo cult he'd just sweep it under the rug for clout/shekels. Total Grifter Death.

 

[Beavis]

Sorry Ralph. No money no Mexican honey.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

And that is why I think 2024 will be the year of the gunt. Desperate men resort to desperate measures, and I can't wait to laugh at all of it.

I'm really surprised he's not making a run at the Julay's right now. I know it was months ago, but I for sure thought the Pillstreams and burning bridges with Nick would do it this year.

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph just blew what bit of credit/money he had remaining on his Mexican ho vacay. He’s now staring down trying to survive 2024 with a viewer base dwindled to nothing and no dumb gimmick events to hype. He’s a man out of ideas and running out of time.

Anybody want to troll Ralph all it will take is the mere faint hope of a few dollas. Bet now he’d eat insects just to get back in Nick’s good graces.

That's what makes his financial downward spiral so baffling to me. Ralph already has a formula for success, one that worked five years ago and would probably work now.

- Have a panel of regular hosts, with 1-2 guest hosts
- Do show prep and have multiple topics picked out in advance for discussion, whether it's current events, internet drama, culture war, whatever. Just do actual prep
- Have a regular scheduled timeslot, broadcast three hours minimum, 5-6 hours maximum, five days a week, weekends off
- Take callers via discord and save superberries for the end, or follow the Rackets formula of reading $20+ immediately
- Turn the fucking camera off

Of course, all of this would require actual work. Why do any of that when he can sleep on camera for eight hours a day. Additionally, he's burnt so many bridges, he'd never find anybody willing to cohost or help him, unless he paid them, which would never happen.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Have a panel of regular hosts, with 1-2 guest hosts

Who wants to go on his show? Ryan Dawson to call him a loser?

Do show prep and have multiple topics picked out in advance for discussion

He never did show prep, one of the earliest memes was making fun of his lack of show prep since it was always zidan.

Have a regular scheduled timeslot, broadcast three hours minimum, 5-6 hours maximum, five days a week, weekends off

He doesn't make enough money to have a maximum time limit or weekends off.

Take callers via discord and save superberries for the end, or follow the Rackets formula of reading $20+ immediately

He had to stop because they bring up his restraining orders, lawsuits, sex tape, etc. and he psychologically can't take the banter.

Turn the fucking camera off

Daddy Dick says to keep it on.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm really surprised he's not making a run at the Julay's right now. I know it was months ago, but I for sure thought the Pillstreams and burning bridges with Nick would do it this year.

The Nick thing was a major non-cow thing to do though. Now crawling back to Der Purrer on his hands and knees. . .

 

[Cucktry Roads]

That's what makes his financial downward spiral so baffling to me. Ralph already has a formula for success, one that worked five years ago and would probably work now.

- Have a panel of regular hosts, with 1-2 guest hosts
- Do show prep and have multiple topics picked out in advance for discussion, whether it's current events, internet drama, culture war, whatever. Just do actual prep
- Have a regular scheduled timeslot, broadcast three hours minimum, 5-6 hours maximum, five days a week, weekends off
- Take callers via discord and save superberries for the end, or follow the Rackets formula of reading $20+ immediately
- Turn the fucking camera off

Of course, all of this would require actual work. Why do any of that when he can sleep on camera for eight hours a day. Additionally, he's burnt so many bridges, he'd never find anybody willing to cohost or help him, unless he paid them, which would never happen.

Nope! Nope! NOPE!

Every show has a lifespan, The Killstream's is long over. There's a reason why in hollywood, when a show ends, the people in it move onto their next show. Very few shows can just keep on running. This isn't The Simpsons. If Ralph were to go back to the old days, the landscape has changed too much and he wouldn't attracted a new audience.

Like I've said before, I know how to save Ralph's life. He has to drop the political shit completely, rebrand as Ralphamari and do exclusively Mukbang content. This will allow him to go back to youtube and get ad revenue and superberries. He would also slap out songs on his gunty that were sent in.

Everyone thinks Ralph is a clown, and his only path forward is to fully embrace it. Have you ever been sad seeing Ralph dance? Well, there's a reason for that.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Joel Davis, a friend of Keith Woods called Ralph out for being an amoral shapeshifting grifter and Ralph sperged out at Joel and hollered:
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"You're not an entertaining."

I accidentally two whole marriages. Is that bad?

You accidentally what?

Two whole marriages.


Hey Ralph. Please tell us again how you are totally sober. What's particularly funny is that he may very well be sober; just illiterate. Your choice, asshole: drunk or retarded?

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Hey Ralph. Please tell us again how you are totally sober. What's particularly funny is that he may very well be sober; just illiterate. Your choice, asshole: drunk or retarded?

Seems this guy is interested in the progress of Ralph's Road To Recovery arc as well:

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The deflection from Ralph when pressed about his sobriety is great. I don't think Paul realized the Parable he made pressing Ethan on which step he was on and him being a seditary fat body(in form and spirit) that would take the handicap ramp over going up 6 stairs, let alone 12 steps.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Seems this guy is interested in the progress of Ralph's Road To Recovery arc as well:
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The deflection from Ralph when pressed about his sobriety is great. I don't think Paul realized the Parable he made pressing Ethan on which step he was on and him being a seditary fat body(in form and spirit) that would take the handicap ramp over going up 6 stairs, let alone 12 steps.

Yeah but if you use “ratio” like that you should kill yourself so Ralph wins by default

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

What a little bitch baby, he gets a ratio by this Davis guy and he hides the reply like a widdle pussy. True Ralphamale energy.
His bravado falls apart so easily it's amazing.

"Ah don't scare bish! (Unless you get more likes than me)"

 

[Rage Pig]

Even though he has been putting up this façade of a happy relationship for weeks, he is very angry and aggressive on Twitter every day. Argues with small accounts while, according to his tweets, he's having a lot of fun with his girlfriend.

Muh many followers

Muh white children (posted twice because that's such a banger comeback, although both are out of his life for good)

The Kang of sarcasm arguing with a 17 follower account

Muh white children again

Arguing with a 55 follower account

This is only a small sample. Most of these were send while he was at the movies or at a restaurant with his "girlfriend". Sober Ralph is non-stop seething, because his life is only bearable when he's full of drugs and booze.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When I checked Google maps there was a closure on the shortest route back from Cancun. The obvious alternate route was 7.5 hours according to Google.
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Why is this shaped like a diaper?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ah, yes.

The white children who live abroad and whose mothers both have restraining orders against you. One of which you are definitely delinquent in child support payments to.

Well done.

 

[Elmo]

whose mothers both have restraining orders against you. One of which you are definitely delinquent in child support payments to.

Not just the mothers. There is also a RO from Xander against Ralph. Also, according to Cog (who talks to Faith's mother), Ralph did pay the child support he was behind on, but still owes $5460 in court costs to @MWV.