🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

I hope they get Xander to serve him. "Look, Dada! For you!"

Unfortunately, about the only qualification to serve process in California is being 18 or older.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

When's the last time anyone has heard a mexican say "it's very hasty"

That sounds like Ralph speak to me

I think she’s saying it’s very hasty? Sounds like a google translate to me.

 

[Fornicario]

Unfortunately, about the only qualification to serve process in California is being 18 or older.

They'd do it anyway. Another sacrifice of Xander's dignity for Vickers to brag about.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

7/3/2023 so 192 days ago. Still owes $800 for this month's child support too.

Oh yes, I remember that visit.
"Who cares if his last memory of me will be as an unwashed blue haired dyke with dick cheese ears, I got paid 600 dolluhrs!"

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Ralph is an idiot. Super easy for Harry just to call Vickers and go "Hey, can you tell me when Ralph wants to do visitation? Would you mind serving him at the door?" Easy.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Ralph is an idiot. Super easy for Harry just to call Vickers and go "Hey, can you tell me when Ralph wants to do visitation? Would you mind serving him at the door?" Easy.

Idk if Harry is dumb enough to join team Vickers

 

[Osama bin Bryan]

Ralph is an idiot. Super easy for Harry just to call Vickers and go "Hey, can you tell me when Ralph wants to do visitation? Would you mind serving him at the door?" Easy.

Vickers is always 2 steps ahead of you because his family was gunted into the future

 

[gaystoner]

Ralph is a hollerin this morning

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Jaden is backed by dark money while the killstream is backed by no money

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Where to even begin with this. I mean, isnt it funny how he's saying this after he starts going out with someone who is only interested in him because of his money. He can cope and say it's because he lost weight, but there isn't a woman on this earth who finds that MANLET attractive, and with the gunt... Fucking hell. He's so proud of his new physique he STILL does to Fatboy wearing a t-shirt in the pool trick. Pathetic

You could address this by talking about women and their anatomy, I won't - I will point out that if it makes their physically repulsive sugar daddy finish quicker there are plenty of women who can fake it like the best of them. If Ralph thinks Señorita enjoys that meat curtain draping onto her back he's deluded... Well that's not news I suppose.

Edit: I just realised he's telling women as if they don't realise how their fucking own body works

No Ralph, I suspect you've met someone who is good at faking it

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I like how Null said Ralph wouldn’t have a sub forum and EOR just proved him wrong. Winning!

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph is a hollerin this morning

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Ralph literally can't justify something he said HOURS ago.
"Why are you sucking up to Nick Fuentes after vowing on your children's lives to destroy him?"

"You're Canadian, do I need to say more?"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If he didn’t have kids and paid hookers for sex he’s acting like an incel bragging about all the sex he totally has

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Hey Ralph, just because a woman told you she came doesn't mean she actually did. It just means she wants you to buy her another fake prada dress and then will go hang out and live her own life away from you until she's contractually obligated to endure your presence again.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

1. Tell the "girlfriend experience" prostitute you like it when girls have multiple orgasms.
2. Ask the "girlfriend experience" prostitute if she had multiple orgasms with you.
3. ????????????????
4. Angerly tweet in the morning without profit.

 

[Braphamut]

If he didn’t have kids and paid hookers for sex he’s acting like an incel bragging about all the sex he totally has

Your reservations are holding you back from becoming a Registered Sexual Superstar. A pity.

Never stole butterfly kisses from a Miami hooker after your second date?

Never draped a stolen Disney Princess prom dress over your sumptuous body as you read a bi-polar teenager's diary?

Never watched Pedro bareback your wife in the ass while your infant daughter cried in a corner opposite of your own?

Never tugged your pud on a livestream screaming your father-in-law's name loudly in an attempt to arouse your gay partner?

You may as well be a virgin to have never experienced such Ralphecstacy.

 

[Rage Pig]

The absolute state of the Guntermensch.

 

[Braphamut]

The absolute state of the Guntermensch.
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No champagne this time?

 

[Rage Pig]

A few more gems, he's extra nasty and disgusting today.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

A few more gems, he's extra nasty and disgusting today.
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He's back on the sauce, the Ralphadrought is over. Corn is back on the menu!!!