🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 12.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.0%

  • Total voters
    125
Just imagine how many messages he sends her on a daily basis. Telling her every detail about his internet feuds. She works hard for money. Uttering the word "productive", the sheer fucking hubris. This worthless Guntermensch hasn't been productive for a single minute in his entire life.

Edit: Just saw these tweets. That's desperation, holy shit. Money is running out.
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I'm not gonna lie, hearing Ralph interacting with Wings and them going at each other would be pretty entertaining. Although I doubt the novelty would last beyond a single episode with Ralph slurring his words and fighting off sleep constantly.
 
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Deni can't believe people would interact with Ralph for free:
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I'm sure it's obvious to anyone who isn't a gunted retard, but cartels definitely kill Americans (two examples: Mark Kilroy; those fundamentalist Mormons)

And beyond Kilroy, (I specifically searched for American male college students, because they tend to be the least vulnerable in some respects - young, healthy, strong - all things Ralph is not. Got a couple outside college age, but still younger, bigger, stronger than ralph):

Andrew Dorogi, 2018, Amherst College, 6'3" tight end, football and hockey player (point is a big, strong guy) , called his mom saying 4 men dressed as cops said they were taking him in. He was inside the international airport having missed his connecting flight. Found on train tracks miles away, dead under supposedly inoperable camera.

Taylor Meyer, 2018, Colorado U grad (stabbed to death celebrating a friend's birthday)

And very recently:

Cincinnati architect murdered in Mexico in January 2023.

4 Americans abducted, 2 dead in March 2023

Gabriel Trujillo (Berkeley grad student studying the fucking buttonbush, by all accounts a wonderful and gentle person, married and apparently planning a family) - shot 7 times in his car and killed in June 2023

Of course there are other American deaths in mx, usually involving Spring Break and hotel balconies, and of course people get murdered all the time, everywhere.

But that I got 7 murdered + 2 more kidnapped in the first page of results says something.

Still better than being a Mexican university student, who seem to get murdered in droves - one set of 5 recently lured (August?) from school by the promise of work, tortured and killed (one was made to behead another). Murdered on camera.

Another set of 5 (med school students) in December.

And then there's the 43 teaching college students kidnapped, tortured, and murdered in 2014. And who was notably arrested for his role, just finally 7 months ago? The former head of the anti-kidnapping task force.

Also arrested/dirty were at least 20 soldiers, an army colonel, one of the responders who rushed to the the scene of abduction, and a coroner was also their partner in crime (he sent photos of corpses and evidence at the crime scene along with helping the traffickers bury the incinerated bodies in a crematory owned by his family), and the mayor and his wife.
 
@Scout Trooper Hell he barely let any time burn between the messages

He's not even trying anymore to make it somewhat believable
Until Ralph can cough up cash he’s been left on read only. Maybe he wouldn’t have to message himself if only he’d start talking money and gifts to Pantsuela. She’d probably message back within six or seven hours if he starts talking money.
 
This has to be faked between him and himself. Are you telling me Deni "it is hasty" Moreno typed "Well I can understand that, that they earn money for speaking bad about people haha, but doing it for free that is truly pathetic"?
I'm suspicious of these texts -
This is Pantsuela wetting herself over nothing, in Ralph's WhatsApp.
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This is a WhatsApp I sent to myself, just now.
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Note on my WhatsApp, the thinner lowercase "h" and the more bent "a" at the top, and there is a slight flick at the bottom of the "a" too.

Now I've had a look through WhatsApp settings and you only seem to be able to change the font size. My own phone doesn't have a font setting, but can change the contrast and boldness of WhatsApp. From what I have read online WhatsApp limits what changes you can make.
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In addition to those options, you can do strikethrough text.

This means that it's either fake, or Ralph has a third party app changing his font. (Or maybe his iPhone allows that too, I don't own one so happy to be told otherwise).

Tbh Ralph is the kinda retard I dealt with back when I was in phone sales who would come in with their device full of bloatware and dodgy apps that took over their devices with pop-ups. I could believe he has some app that's changed his font, while sending his details for advertisers. Claiming it's boosting his phone speed. He's just a massive wetbrain.
 
This means that it's either fake, or Ralph has a third party app changing his font. (Or maybe his iPhone allows that too, I don't own one so happy to be told otherwise).
The same font can appear differently when rendered on different devices. Both look to be Helvetica to me.

The screenshot Ralph posted (or at least the version uploaded here) is also low quality and has JPEG compression artifacts.
 
Nothing but him paying that woman can be true but it is a conundrum to me how he can afford it.

Now, I assume that prostitutes are not that expensive especially in the poorer parts of Mexico, but I believe Kino Casino and Jersh both said that he cannot even pay rent.

Is it really confirmed that he is broke or near broke, cannot pay rent etc?
 
Why would he show this? Like even if this isn't just him writing with himself or telling her what to type - why the fuck would you share it with the Internet?
That's something a 14 year old gossip girl would do, jesus that's sad.
Exactly why he does it. He will one day chop his dick off and become Ethel Ralph, he already has the tits.🤮
 
Nothing but him paying that woman can be true but it is a conundrum to me how he can afford it.

Now, I assume that prostitutes are not that expensive especially in the poorer parts of Mexico, but I believe Kino Casino and Jersh both said that he cannot even pay rent.

Is it really confirmed that he is broke or near broke, cannot pay rent etc?
Gunt can’t pay his rent because he spends that money renting a woman.
 
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Exactly why he does it. He will one day chop his dick off and become Ethel Ralph, he already has the tits.🤮

There's some alternate timeline where Ralph troons out, blames everything on being trapped inside a male body, and then steals Keffals and Jim Sterling's audience.

The physical sight would be horrifying, but it would be pretty great to hear Keffals bitch about Evelyn Ralph steal his fans.
 
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