🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.0%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 44.0%

  • Total voters
    109
Madame Ralph vague posting recycled 2016 /pol meme, very effeminate and disrespectful.
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It's a WingsofRedemption gay-ops a-log Discord group. He's been bickering with Wings for weeks, and now he's joining faggots like MrYolodikswagger so he can call Wings a brokedick pedophile on Twitter.
 
He does understand that by "taking a stand against [the] alleged pedophile" that it's him making the allegation, right? Its not a magic word that absolves you of liability.
"You're a pedophile."
2 minutes later
"It's been said that you're a pedophile."

Ralphamale always rolls natural 20s for speech challenges or whatever the fuck it is.
 
Imagine that you are on your way to meet your hot Latina GF that you love, and all you can think of is posting another stale unfunny joke on Twitter to own another fat retard for a few likes. This is truly the most pathetic and sad creature that I've ever seen.
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The Ralphabrain can't think of anything other than Harry Morris, Wings and Boogie. How many days in a row has he been obsessively seething at either one of these on Twitter? The part about the 20 year old describes his time with Faith perfectly.
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All the sperging about the Lolcow Podcast means Ralph was mad he wasn't chosen. How much does Heebstar pay Booie and Wings? I imagine Wings is paid in Wendy's giftcards.
 
Imagine that you are on your way to meet your hot Latina GF that you love, and all you can think of is posting another stale unfunny joke on Twitter to own another fat retard for a few likes. This is truly the most pathetic and sad creature that I've ever seen.
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And of course he’s referring to the same boring nigga troll clip that the wings a-logs feed everyone and their grandma too
 
The Ralphabrain can't think of anything other than Harry Morris, Wings and Boogie. How many days in a row has he been obsessively seething at either one of these on Twitter? The part about the 20 year old describes his time with Faith perfectly.
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Wait He made hes ex wife a pakistani sign a NDA.
then he got with Adezero. Ass napkins
Then got with Faith. Who just got of high school.
Then got with lolicon Pantsu
Ohh this gonna be good
 
If he really wants to write one he should ditch the xanniberries and pick the meth pipe back up, it's probably the only way he'd be able to focus long enough at this point.
At this point, it might just kill him. Pick an organ system, he's ruined it. Even if his body could survive it, his brain chemistry is so fucked it could push him into full blown psychosis. God, I want to watch this. There's really no downside for viewers.
 
At this point, it might just kill him. Pick an organ system, he's ruined it. Even if his body could survive it, his brain chemistry is so fucked it could push him into full blown psychosis. God, I want to watch this. There's really no downside for viewers.
I'd argue he's already in a near-constant state of psychosis when he's on his usual dose of benzos and booze, but his brain is so fried that what's baseline behavior for el ralphamalé would be completely aberrant in the context of a normal person.
 
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