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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 29 45.3%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 7 10.9%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 28 43.8%
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He must be shelling out the pesos to the point of near homelessness for her to keep this up, because I feel like she should have been able to sus out by now that he's an empty piggy bank. Maybe it's the language barrier, but you'd think she'd have done a modicum of research into the bullshit claims Ralph is surely bragging about and figure out it's all nonsense and disappear on his ass. It's not like it's hard to get dirt on his life freely on the Internet.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Idk guys Iā€™m starting to think maybe the girl just likes him and everyone here is retarded. Also who gives a shit about his restaurant or fashion choices?
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I'll believe it when she starts posting about how much she loves Ralph on her Instagram with a picture of them together. Why would she hide him if it's a real relationship she's not embarrassed about?
 
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TIL Jay Leno has a Mexican daughter. But why the fuck are this whoreā€™s nostrils so gigantic?

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She reminds me of someone and I havenā€™t been able to put my finger on who. But I see it now: Pantsuela looks like a younger Amy L. Hayden.

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But I have a feeling Pantsuelaā€™s teeth are much more jacked.
 
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Steamboat Captain said:
He must be shelling out the pesos to the point of near homelessness for her to keep this up, because I feel like she should have been able to sus out by now that he's an empty piggy bank. Maybe it's the language barrier, but you'd think she'd have done a modicum of research into the bullshit claims Ralph is surely bragging about and figure out it's all nonsense and disappear on his ass. It's not like it's hard to get dirt on his life freely on the Internet.
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All she cares about is if he can ante up the dinner, hotels, gifts, travel expenses, tips, etc.., right now. She doesnā€™t see Ralph as a long term prospect, but a short term resource she can squeeze for some money, fun, food and travel.

Dani isnā€™t particularly pretty, just young. She has to aim for lower quality, older men. Sheā€™s not going to be competitive with other women her age for the richer, higher quality clients. The fact that sheā€™s even hanging out with Ralph for a second time shows sheā€™s struggling to fill her dance card with any takers and isnā€™t picky as long as they meet the minimum spend requirements.

Itā€™s hard to gauge how much she would understand about Ralph or how much of his boasting she would buy. The fact he lives, full time, in a low rent hovel in Merida tells her a lot. Heā€™s not a rich American on vacation, or visiting his vacation property, heā€™s a poor American living cheaply and full time in Merida. (The full time resident is also a red flag. They want a gringo snow bird with a home in El Norte. ) But as long as heā€™s willing to spend a few hundred USD on her once a month she will probably keep playing along. Ralph could only lose her by not having enough to spend or start believing he really is her boyfriend. She will ghost him if he tries any controlling behavior or weird clingy BS.

Most likely she will ghost him if she falls for a Mexican guy in her age range or finds an older guy that she thinks has long term prospects.
 
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@theralph you seriously never needed to buy a fucking escort repeatedly and then dox them over and over to everyone online. You have been openly swatted and ran out of the United States to a position where someone can just now kidnap you and ransom you to Harry or Null himself in hopes your antics are worth it.

I want to stress this Ralph. You could have done your show and never ever mentioned this little expense event you are caught up in. No posts about it. No bragging about it. Nothing. This chick could have had peace but you decided they needed to be dragged into your fucked up miserable life to own da alogs while you charge $5 to take a xanax on stream and $2 shots.

You will be homeless bu the end of 2024 and streaming out of your truck the way your choices are going. I dont think you have anymore luck or lifelines available in your future.

all people will be reminded of is that live on air with your now exwife, the one you assaulted and wanted to kill, you decided to talk about wanting to fuck 13 year old pussy and having threesomes with 8th graders. What a fucking waste of oxygen.

 

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Bryan Dunn said:
@theralph you seriously never needed to buy a fucking escort repeatedly and then dox them over and over to everyone online. You have been openly swatted and ran out of the United States to a position where someone can just now kidnap you and ransom you to Harry or Null himself in hopes your antics are worth it.

I want to stress this Ralph. You could have done your show and never ever mentioned this little expense event you are caught up in. No posts about it. No bragging about it. Nothing. This chick could have had peace but you decided they needed to be dragged into your fucked up miserable life to own da alogs while you charge $5 to take a xanax on stream and $2 shots.

You will be homeless bu the end of 2024 and streaming out of your truck the way your choices are going. I dont think you have anymore luck or lifelines available in your future.

all people will be reminded of is that live on air with your now exwife, the one you assaulted and wanted to kill, you decided to talk about wanting to fuck 13 year old pussy and having threesomes with 8th graders. What a fucking waste of oxygen.

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I think Ralph wanted Deni to be doxxed per his usual isolation tactic;"Now that you're doxxed you're only safe with me" type shit. That's how he got Pantsu and Faith to put up with him for so long.

Deni's making a really dumb move staying involved with Ralph after the doxxing. She's obviously keeping him out of her socials for a reason. If she spurns Ralph he'll start alogging her and ruin her own grift.
 
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Bit of luck Ralph's imaginary girlfriend has relatives that are cartel connected so that when he inevitably turns on her and mistreats her we get a chance to see him turn up in a gore video
 
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