🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

He's a retard that lives in the moment of the promo/cut. Suffer any ignominy for a ten second holler (it is fine because he had shades and a baseball hat on so it looked cool). There is no machine for internalizing, just an infernal furnace of spite. He outed himself as a cuck just to hurt Pantsu and has denied his children multiple times.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph rents a mexican guy's tool shed for $400 a month and tries to make fun of people for being poor.

 

[hawkisnight]

Null had the best take when he said pointing out Ralph's hypocrisy is a waste of time. It doesn't bother him at all. The past 3 weeks he's put out hours and hours of the most boring content by sleuthing through Twitter timelines for 5 year old dirt. He sacrifices his income, the torta and xannax supply, to be annoying to his enemies.
I'd be willing to bet the highlight of Ralph's day is reading the hurt he caused with his words.

I don't care if he masturbates to angry posts of Jim fans. This is so retarded he needs to get told how much of a retard he is.

 

[Sam Losco]

Dadaism Art.
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Having anxiety because you're dying of cancer AIDS is pretty understandable.
Drowning your self made problems in Xanax and booze because you're utter white trash, less so.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

has denied his children multiple times.

Best paternal decision he will ever make.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dadaism Art.
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I had a look at Medicare's prescription pill bottles, I can't find any Xanax. What is this dumb pig squealing about? Is he hallucinating? Sober for six weeks by the way, an achievement he'd boast about at the age of almost-40.

I'm glad the spelling bee contest didn't have Alprazolam because he'd spell it at Alprazopam, or whatever this illiterate fat swine dreamed up.

Metokur still manages to hold down a show. Outlines, clips, some custom memes, a narrative with actual spoken words.

@Bryan Dunn

 

[BlackDragoons]

Imagine getting out performed by some dude with cancer and thinking your the top dog.

Ralph being a forever faggot will never get old.

 

[Braphamut]

I had a look at Medicare's prescription pill bottles, I can't find any Xanax. What is this dumb pig squealing about? Is he hallucinating?

When all you have is a snout, everything looks like a rail.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Gay behaviour

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[NewnameRealEmail]

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What a snitching little tattle tale faggot.

 

[AltisticRight]

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This is a man denied his Ronnie and absconded from the country his Ronnie gave him.
SHAME.
All squeal, no holler.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine falling so low, having driven off Gator, just to pick up the broom and sweep it up for yourself while living in a Mexican shack. Oh how the Gunty has fallen.

 

[deeman]

What a snitching little tattle tale faggot.

His pridefull snitcheroos were so balls to the wall that i misremember the tattle-tale characters name from recess. It is Randall, not Ralph, but now i can't unthink it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I don't get it, Kino Casino thrives off of conflict. It works the same way as when someone acknowledges that they're reading their thread on the farms, everyone gets really excited and starts addressing them directly to make them seethe. Is Ralph trying to do them a favor or something?

 

[Rage Pig]

Hidding 16 goooooooals in a row bish!!!

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph is currently a hollerin' on X about Cog and his fat Indian wife

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Ralph, probably you're not the best person to comment on having a dumpy Indian wife, marrying people who look like farmyard animals or saying other people look like pigs

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph is currently a hollerin' on X about Cog and his fat Indian wife
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Ralph, probably you're not the best person to comment on having a dumpy Indian wife, marrying people who look like farmyard animals or saying other people look like pigs

Why is Ralph standing right next to that Indian man?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph is currently a hollerin' on X about Cog and his fat Indian wife
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Ralph, probably you're not the best person to comment on having a dumpy Indian wife, marrying people who look like farmyard animals or saying other people look like pigs

Why is Ralph posting his wedding photos of him and Meigh? Ralph nooooooo!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why is Ralph standing right next to that Indian man?

They're getting married, why else?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

They're getting married, why else?

I thought that was him and Ali Jamal at Ali's parents' mansion.