RapeItRalph
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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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He looks like a miniature Fatrick here
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that's only because soon the only place you will be able to afford to live in is under a bridge.
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So that's some kind of gay wrasslin reference anyone past the age of 17 wouldn't be able to pick up because wrasslin is fake and gay?
It looks 1000% homosexual. This man is a walking pride parade.
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hermanas kiwi no me siento tan bien
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Gay sex is more heterosexual than arguing over meme ownership.
OT: Can someone please remind me what it was that provoked this heel turn? I know it was a while ago, but I remember Ralph and Johm Potter briefly burying the hatchet and having a heckin big chungus wholesome chat on the Killstream sometime last year. Now he's an evil slug.
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Ralph is big mad that Josh featured the post about him waxing his memphis micro to Nikki Haley and covered it on MATI.
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Maybe it's hard to find one who is willing to cater to his peepee poopoo fetishes who also kind of looks like Pantsu.
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I still remember when Ralph shitting himself on stream was an object of deep political speculation and debate between the sektur people, despite the fact he very audibly exploded like a nuclear bomb. All these people tried their fucking hardest to walk on eggshells just to not get into anything with him. He is always one small slight between "true ally" and "blood enemy", and it's really fucking funny. The world of paranoia he's stuck in will keep driving him insane.
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Still fat. Still gunted. Buying bigger sized shirts won’t hide that now he’s slightly deflated and the quad tits are pancakes.
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Who goes to a restaurant for salsa? That stuff is literally $2 for like a litre or $5 if you want to use fancy ingredients?
Seriously, I can just free style a recipe right now. This stuff takes 10 minutes to make, somehow it impresses the dredges of the sektur?
Does "salsa from a jar" even exist? That's like buying prepacked hard boiled eggs... oh wait. Balldo buys that.
- Any tomatoes, remove stem with spoon, chop into chunks.
*used canned ones and drain if you're a lazy bum like Cog.
- small red onion, finely chop. If you don't like getting teared up, then place a wet tablecloth above the onion
- x2 jalapenos, thinly slice
*remove seeds if you're a pussy, use any pepper if you can't find jalapenos.
- 1 lime, cut in half and juice it
- chop up cilantro/coriander
This should take no more than 5-10 minutes.
Now move it all to a mortar and pestle or a food processor because you're White.
If you have neither, just chop it all up finely.
Add in some salt and pepper as you do the last step for taste.
Guacamole is even easier, get a ripe avocado, mash it up a bit, add in some lime juice, and mash it up some more.
*used canned ones and drain if you're a lazy bum like Cog.
- small red onion, finely chop. If you don't like getting teared up, then place a wet tablecloth above the onion
- x2 jalapenos, thinly slice
*remove seeds if you're a pussy, use any pepper if you can't find jalapenos.
- 1 lime, cut in half and juice it
- chop up cilantro/coriander
This should take no more than 5-10 minutes.
Now move it all to a mortar and pestle or a food processor because you're White.
If you have neither, just chop it all up finely.
Add in some salt and pepper as you do the last step for taste.
Guacamole is even easier, get a ripe avocado, mash it up a bit, add in some lime juice, and mash it up some more.
It took me less than 10 minutes to make this "recipe", he spent more time on that wojak.
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Um yes. Tostitos probably being the most well known brand but there are tons of smaller brands.
Guaranteed, whatever restaurant gunt went to is using salsa from a jar since they served tortilla chips from Costco.
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Booby Jones
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I think he thought the extended arm looked like muscle so he wanted to show all us alawgz that he's getting fit, but unfortunately that's not what an arm looks like. I think that's just the bone with 30lbs of loose skin and surviving fat hanging on the bottom.
Obscura539
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Que guay! He is outside! Ralph is nearly 40 and you can tell he will always be that fat kid with his shirt on at the beach. His strange proportions give him a little bit of retarded look.
Ralph, stream some volleyball content con tus amigos nuevos, por favor.
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I knew I had seen that impressive showing off of a peak male physique before.
It is amazing how alike they are.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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I’m confused.
Did EOR eat a cat in the first pic? Did he cook up that thing in the second? And “stay off the charts” sounds to me like he can’t even get it up to chart level when I’m pretty sure he means something like “it goes so far over and beyond the charts”.
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For those of you who are asking themselves: what even is the point of Ralph's "Bedtime story about Josh Moon"?
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It's to be featured on MATI
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It's to be featured on MATI
Rage Pig
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He turned the faggotry up to 1000.
The only Maya curse happening is Montezuma's revenge making him sharding and shidding in his chair.
The only Maya curse happening is Montezuma's revenge making him sharding and shidding in his chair.
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Ralph always playing 4D chess.
Seriously he does need any exposure Josh is willing to give him. Ralph clout chasing MATI.