🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Now that that stinking little child is out of the way Ralph can get really shittered tonight. Have fun pig.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

And then everyone clapped and Xander handed him $100. lmfao what a load of crap

Matter of fact little Xander mentioned he was a big fan of the Killstream!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

And then little Xander saluted Ralph as he walked away into the sunset......
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It's nice that Ralph had a good visit with his kid, probably good for him this way. Ralph shows up, he knows his dad is thinking about him, then he leaves before he becomes a ralphamale.

It's better than doping him up on coke and not bothering to submit to random drug tests to get them back like Rackets.

 

[Lidl Drip]

It's nice that Ralph had a good visit with his kid, probably good for him this way. Ralph shows up, he knows his dad is thinking about him, then he leaves before he becomes a ralphamale.

It's better than doping him up on coke and not bothering to submit to random drug tests to get them back like Rackets.

Xander has a dad at home, Ralph is a complete stranger to him that he's forced to hang out with once a year. I guarantee Xander plays with toys at the visitation center, maybe accompanied by the lady overseeing the visit, while Ralph sits in the corner reading Twitter on his phone. That entire story is fanfiction written to "own da haydurs" who correctly assessed that Ralph has zero part in his children's lives and no relationship with them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph has zero part in his children's lives and no relationship with them.

Which makes him a better parent than Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Fuck selfies; post your latest LDLc panels, Ralph! OWN THE HATERS AND SHOW US YOUR LIPIDS BROTHER!

 

[Mikoyan]

Which makes him a better parent than Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

Despite many missing the signs with Rackets back when, who the hell would've thought that two years ago?

 

[Elmo]

And then little Xander saluted Ralph as he walked away into the sunset......
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The fuck is a "Gojira Power Pack"?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

The fuck is a "Gojira Power Pack"?

I'd have expected the Ralphamale to have shown Xander some Three 6 Mafia or Geto Boys, but Maybe Ralph is a big progressive metal fan and never told us?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Why the fuck would you live tweet the one annual visit you make to child 1 of 2 and pretend it was more flowery than it was?

You had a timeslot where Xander had to play with the weird stinky man while a strange lady took notes.

Embarrassing.

 

[Braphamut]

So any bets on how hung over or high Ralph will be when he gets his twenty minutes of supervised visitation with his son?

I hear the social workers formed two lines at the entrance and saluted him.

 

[Beavis]

Faith probably tells Xander that Ralph is a friend of hers.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy used to go to fancy wagyu steak restaurants on his trips to California, staying at a hotel and having ice cream with Juju the cow.
This time he crashed at someone's place with a filthy mirror, ate junk food out of a paper bag and was ridiculed as a poor plebs blowing marihuana smoke into his child's face by Vito the pedo live on air.
I think someone who's hitting the goal a gorillion times in a row could do much better, what's up my Guntermensch?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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I hear the social workers formed two lines at the entrance and saluted him.

All of them big fans of the killstream, by the way.

 

[SargonF00t]

Faith probably tells Xander that Ralph is a friend of hers.

Faith just plays Xander the sex tape, so that understands how he came about.

 

[Cad an Hell]

The ralphamale has purchased a new hat. He also shows how bad his dandruff problem is!

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[Mikoyan]

Sucks for Ralph he grifts on the right, otherwise he could do the Top Troon Trick of putting on a big fuckoff mask for every picture rather than a sequence of conveniently placed objects/hands.

 

[Rage Pig]

The ralphamale has purchased a new hat. He also shows how bad his dandruff problem is!
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Hiding the chunt, showing off the dandruff. That's quite disgusting.

 

[ddlloo]

He's a teenage girl at heart. Loves posting picture of his new clothes and food, is catty with his friends, is a vindictive bitch at the slightest altercation, loves to blog post about occasionally about how hard his life is. All very womanly behavior by the ralphamale.