🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Cyberpunk Meta]

I hope little Xander stays far away from
piggertits and grows up to be a successful man. I’m rooting for you Xander!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How bad do you think it bothers Ralph knowing his two biological children are growing up without the name their daddy gave them and the Ralph legacy dies with him and his retarded brother?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Why does Ralph get visitation / have to pay child support when he paper aborted his son?

Because Josh bullied Ralph into undoing the paper abortion.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Because Josh bullied Ralph into undoing the paper abortion.

Not to be pedantic, but Josh cyberbullied him into reversing the paper abortion which is even fucking funnier and more pathetic.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I hope little Xander stays far away from
piggertits and grows up to be a successful man. I’m rooting for you Xander!

We could have used Xander as an experiment into nature vs nurture being far away from Ralph but unfortunately for him he has Gunt's genes and being brought up by a different kind of retard

 

[sallowhal]

Because Josh bullied Ralph into undoing the paper abortion.

is this considered cow tipping? will joshy join the pink triangle mafia?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph's always been a social reject hermit. It's not like he's leaving his metal shed to do anything other than get food.

True we’d know if Ralph actually would go anywhere because he’d take a selfie pointing at things

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I'm trying to think of any behavior from Ralph that isn't inherently female behavior and I can't for the life of me think of a single one.
Are we sure he isn't a female to male tranny?

Yes. Pooners have more testosterone and fewer tits.

Ralph's always been a social reject hermit. It's not like he's leaving his metal shed to do anything other than get food.

If he could afford delivery charges he'd never leave the house hovel sty. I bet when the neighbors hear the clinking of bottles as he wades through the trash to the door, they get their kids inside and pull the shades. "Listen, listen, it's coming. It will eat you if you it sees you from its single eye. It moves slow but it's no good running, its stench will knock you out in seconds."

 

[Null]

Ralph bragging about his mental fortitude is insane. He has poorly handled every single issue life has ever thrown at him. His entire series of misfortunes is a consequence of him being retarded and belligerent at all times. He is so thin-skinned that it is his most defining characteristic. He is brought to his knees by the most mild inconveniences possible. There are few people less capable than him than dealing with adversity.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph's not so subtly implied when May left him, and he did the black out drunk stream, he departed Dick Masterson's house with the intention of taking his own life. But only stopped when he imagined how happy his enemies would be. According to Faith, Ben Thorpe, and messages Ralph has leaked himself; suicidal ideation has been a reoccurring theme in Ralph's life.
Despite all that, Ralph brags about mental fortitude.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph's not so subtly implied when May left him, and he did the black out drunk stream, he departed Dick Masterson's house with the intention of taking his own life. But only stopped when he imagined how happy his enemies would be. According to Faith, Ben Thorpe, and messages Ralph has leaked himself; suicidal ideation has been a reoccurring theme in Ralph's life.
Despite all that, Ralph brags about mental fortitude.

I wouldn’t look too much into that because he always threatens to kill himself for attention behind the scenes like a woman

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph's not so subtly implied when May left him, and he did the black out drunk stream, he departed Dick Masterson's house with the intention of taking his own life. But only stopped when he imagined how happy his enemies would be. According to Faith, Ben Thorpe, and messages Ralph has leaked himself; suicidal ideation has been a reoccurring theme in Ralph's life.
Despite all that, Ralph brags about mental fortitude.

Because he has BPD:
"Impulsive and risky behavior, such as gambling, dangerous driving, unsafe sex, spending sprees, binge eating, drug misuse, or sabotaging success by suddenly quitting a good job or ending a positive relationship.

Threats of suicide or self-injury, often in response to fears of separation or rejection.

Wide mood swings that last from a few hours to a few days. These mood swings can include periods of being very happy, irritable or anxious, or feeling shame."

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...onality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20370237

TLDR: ralph is a womanly faggot. This is well established, of course

 

[Rubber Plant]

Because he has BPD:
"Impulsive and risky behavior, such as gambling, dangerous driving, unsafe sex, spending sprees, binge eating, drug misuse, or sabotaging success by suddenly quitting a good job or ending a positive relationship.

Threats of suicide or self-injury, often in response to fears of separation or rejection.

Wide mood swings that last from a few hours to a few days. These mood swings can include periods of being very happy, irritable or anxious, or feeling shame."

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...onality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20370237

TLDR: ralph is a womanly faggot. This is well established, of course

I for one and looking forward to Ralph's troon arc. His woman hating and self loathing will reach levels Keffals can only dream about.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I for one and looking forward to Ralph's troon arc.

Will the gunt be used to forge a neo-vage?

 

[AltisticRight]

So much about keeping your personal family life (if you can even call it that) private, piggy. That lasted less than a couple weeks. This pig can't even keep his front hole shut. It's insane. Just kiss the ring and get on with your life or paper abort yourself. There's the worst way to handle things and there's always an Ethan Ralph way.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph's not so subtly implied when May left him, and he did the black out drunk stream, he departed Dick Masterson's house with the intention of taking his own life. But only stopped when he imagined how happy his enemies would be. According to Faith, Ben Thorpe, and messages Ralph has leaked himself; suicidal ideation has been a reoccurring theme in Ralph's life.
Despite all that, Ralph brags about mental fortitude.

Well he might want to kill himself every waking moment that he's not xannied and drunk out of his mind, but he hasn't done it yet!!! Checkmate, a-log.

 

[Rage Pig]

Streams for 10 years, calls it his "business".

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Streams for 10 years, calls it his "business".

Can't pay child support, but can buy unnecessary additions to his "studio" that he can't even use correctly.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Streams for 10 years, calls it his "business".

Damn, if only he hadn't alienated the one reliable janny he had.

It's tough being a Ralphamale.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Can't pay child support, but can buy unnecessary additions to his "studio" that he can't even use correctly.

Nah, that's one of Dick's hand me downs.