🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will Ethan last in rehab?

  • <1 day

    Votes: 35 8.3%
  • 3 days

    Votes: 40 9.5%
  • About one week

    Votes: 100 23.8%
  • More than a week but less than a month

    Votes: 110 26.1%
  • He will LAST THE ENTIRE MONTH ayelogs BTFO another Ralphamale W!!!11

    Votes: 136 32.3%

  • Total voters
    421
  • Poll closed .
A true master of hiding that windsock neck
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Piggertits is a hollerin' because Daddy Jim once again talked about Rage Pig, but not to our Boss Hog. A piece of advice for America's worst expat: If he wants to get noticed like Boogie, he's gotta bulk up. Spend less money on clothes and Xanax and start pounding food. Remember, little protein, big carbs and fats. Nobody will be able to ignore him if he can hit 4,000+kcal/day for at least three, four weeks. That's a goal he needs to put up.
 
Not bizarre at all. This is Ralph's monthly "I'm going to start a beef with some random person on twitter to try and revitalize my career" post.
You're right, what I thought was bizarre is that he's now trying to "own" his enemies by losing weight, like a sassy fat nigger bitch documenting her weight loss journey on her Instagram. I've seen men flex their wealth, intelligence, education or gym body, but the amount of pounds you lost?
Because we all know why you never take of your shirt piggy, the flabby, pale, grizzled flesh curtains, the body horror! The horror! The horror!
 
Stolen from Twitter. Incoming storm Ralph

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Imagine defaulting on a SONY PLAYSTATION CREDIT CARD.
How is that even possible? How do you not kill yourself in shame?
Ethan Ralph has reached White Trashery that shouldn't be materialistically possible.
Fuuuuuck, the last time White Trash energy was that strong, Shanny4Christ gained the power to phase through aluminum siding. Rev lost track of her for a week!
 
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Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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Very womanly behavior. He wants to get into a catfight because beating a woman will make him feel more like a man.
All she would have to do is start talking about his (confirmed) tiny penis size again and he would start hollerin', it's as simple as that.
Sad!
 
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Stop worrying. The anti-christ-chan isn't gonna allow anything to happen to his horseman of gunt.

You say that as if the demon hasn't been trying to rid himself of his retarded ralph shell the past few years

There is one forming behind Beryl.
Right now the storm is just named AL96
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But if it forms?
It will be named Chris.
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So is the demon named after Chris or is Chris named after the demon...
 
You say that as if the demon hasn't been trying to rid himself of his retarded ralph shell the past few years



So is the demon named after Chris or is Chris named after the demon...
The demon came from Leonard Bearstein, the animatronic bear, which young Christopher misidentified as part of the Holy Trinity. The name change was a pact Christopher and Robert unknowingly partook in. The name 'Christian' was some kind of twisted demonic inversion of a usually godly name.
 
The hurricane thing reminds me of that thought experiment that the chances of human life evolving on Earth is the same as a tornado ripping through a junkyard and accidently assembling a jet engine

It makes me wonder what are the odds the hurricane will rip through Ralph's shack and some how blow it away with all it's piss bottles and xannies and reassemble a mansion, fly in a Mexican prostitute and drop a $45,000 diamond ring blown out of a wrecked jewelry store right onto his finger?
 
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