🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UCantCCPMe]

Manda, otoh, actually fell for the absurd BS. Even after Manda had to rent a house in her name to get a 34 year old man out of mommy’s HUD house, even after Harry had to subsidize her rent and living expenses because Ralph couldn’t afford it, even after Amanda’s family had to buy all her baby supplies, even after cowardly Gunt moved to the third world to make Harry’s money go further and run from his debt and problems, even after she had to use her dad’s CC to marry this giant loser she stayed. Only after Harry finally stopped supporting them she got a taste of Gunt being the real head of the household and this was finally enough to make her flee.

This is interesting as my honest opinion about Amanda is she is or was the most desperate for attention and acceptance female that the human species has ever produced. I'm skeptical as to if she was ever actually into loli or if she said she was for attention and acceptance. She seemingly dropped the whole thing instantly when she got with Ralph. So, with digitroon she played the role of degenerate loli enthusiast, but when she got with Gunt, she got to larp as a tradwife. I honestly think if she ever came back to making videos or doing streams, she's have a new personality, a new grift and it would all be inspired by whoever her boyfriend is at the time. She's a chameleon but not entirely braindead. She was smart enough to figure out that getting physically assaulted and having to clean up piss bottles for a fat, drunken deadbeat bum that makes less and less money, wasn't worth the clout.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

My honest opinion about Meigh is that she's a retarded person.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph, having zero friends in his life, goes to Twitter to tweet his excitement over the latest sports ball game:
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Unfortunately for Ralph, his following is white and not interested with him worshiping darkies
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After getting back stabbed by his own viewer base, Ralph writes one final tweet before weeping into his pillow. It's probably aimed towards DSP due to this tweet:
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et tu, Phil?

”don’t tell no lies” is a double negative. He’s saying “tell lies about me”.

 

[Nate Higgers]

”don’t tell no lies” is a double negative. He’s saying “tell lies about me”.

He’s quoting a Kendrick Lamar track called “euphoria”; one of the first “Drake is a pedophile” songs. Ralph is eternally trying to be black.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If Ethan Ralph dies, nobody will care. Kiwi Farms will likely be the first to find out, and that's followed by two families (Morris and Vickers) cheering.

Adolfwolf and like three other NEET's would be fairly upset if Ralph died but would move on within a couple weeks.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Once again when Ralph runs away from a fight, tears streaming down his porcine cheeks he turns to his daddy Jim to squeal at because family makes everything better.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This is interesting as my honest opinion about Amanda is she is or was the most desperate for attention and acceptance female that the human species has ever produced. I'm skeptical as to if she was ever actually into loli or if she said she was for attention and acceptance. She seemingly dropped the whole thing instantly when she got with Ralph. So, with digitroon she played the role of degenerate loli enthusiast, but when she got with Gunt, she got to larp as a tradwife. I honestly think if she ever came back to making videos or doing streams, she's have a new personality, a new grift and it would all be inspired by whoever her boyfriend is at the time. She's a chameleon but not entirely braindead. She was smart enough to figure out that getting physically assaulted and having to clean up piss bottles for a fat, drunken deadbeat bum that makes less and less money, wasn't worth the clout.

She was a pickme with literally zero ability to filter out disgusting, toxic retards from her life. The ultimate Mark, for anyone reading who is a brain-dead wrasslin' fan.

Meigh wasn't exactly turning heads, but fucking hell did she pick men who were leagues below her station.

Digibro was an unabashed paedophile who told everyone he wanted a little sister he could molest, living amongst a troon harem, who kept themselves clothed and fed using a combination of piss tiny dick midget retard porn, and crumbs from the table of Diddle Dax... To top it off, I've seen homeless people in third world countries who looked like they had better hygiene than him.

Somehow Ralph was a step up from that subhuman freak.

Either way, the lengths to which Meigh was willing to go to get a shred of male attention is worrying. The last thing she needs is a renewed online presence. Just keep Ralph blocked across the board, don't engage and eventually he will die of an overdose or at the hands of Mexican Cartels.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is interesting as my honest opinion about Amanda is she is or was the most desperate for attention and acceptance female that the human species has ever produced. I'm skeptical as to if she was ever actually into loli or if she said she was for attention and acceptance. She seemingly dropped the whole thing instantly when she got with Ralph. So, with digitroon she played the role of degenerate loli enthusiast, but when she got with Gunt, she got to larp as a tradwife. I honestly think if she ever came back to making videos or doing streams, she's have a new personality, a new grift and it would all be inspired by whoever her boyfriend is at the time. She's a chameleon but not entirely braindead. She was smart enough to figure out that getting physically assaulted and having to clean up piss bottles for a fat, drunken deadbeat bum that makes less and less money, wasn't worth the clout.

Yes, she didn’t have a stable adult identity (like Ralph) and was therefore ready to be whatever got her acceptance and male attention. Sorority slut? Check. Loli-loving ethot for Digi? Check. Trad-wife broodmare for Gunt? Check.

It’s hard to gauge how much is stupidity vs low self-esteem. She believed her self-worth was completely tied into having a male partner and her value in the sexual marketplace.

She was a pickme with literally zero ability to filter out disgusting, toxic retards from her life. The ultimate Mark, for anyone reading who is a brain-dead wrasslin' fan.

Meigh wasn't exactly turning heads, but fucking hell did she pick men who were leagues below her station.

This was the weirdest part. Meigh went way lower than she had to, but I think this was because she got a lot more validation and attention for her looks in incel loli and right wing incel retard communities. She could be a trophy girlfriend on looks alone in these sewers.

In the normie world nobody was going to fall over themselves lusting after her looks, which should be fine to any sane woman. Sane women want to be valued on attributes other than their physical appearance. Amanda wanted to be some “super hottie” but that was only going to fly in Digi or Ralph’s sad little world of losers.

Maybe May always felt ugly so having these weirdos drool over her was super important to her. She really seemed to enjoy Ralph thinking she was such hot stuff he had her pose for slutty photos to post. Most women would be humiliated by a boyfriend wanting to post slutty photos of them for public consumption, not May. She also seemed to enjoy Ralph’s high energy misogyny. As if Ralph hating women, but fucking her, proved she was one of the valuable ones.

Hopefully getting older has helped May realize her entire value as a human isn’t tied to random guys wanting to bone her. At least I want to be optimistic because she has a daughter. Let’s hope Rozy spends time with her aunt who doesn’t seem to have the same self-esteem problems as May.

 

[AltisticRight]

We all know the real reason Ralph loves sportsball...because he wishes he was a gay nigger from the actual Memphis

Sportsball of all kinds especially rugby is just a bunch of sweaty fucking men rubbing on each other playing with balls. How is that not gay? Just because it's allowed on television doesn't make it any better than gay porn. The fact that people would gamble, fight and even riot over this bullshit makes it arguably gayer than Mardi Gras. Say what you want about fag parades but at least critics and defenders aren't getting into open street brawls over it.

Ain't reading all that but I agree that he doesn't understand how people's opinions of him can change, he always brings up what women have said to him before he ruined their lives as if they're somehow betraying him and being duplicitous.

Its because his only real interpersonal relationship he had for the first 30 years of his life was with his mom who let him act like a scumbag and still loved him, so he thinks he's deserving of love even when he's a immoral piece of shit.

Tl;dr Ethan Ralph is a fat gay baby who wants a woman like his dead mama Sandra that cooked his tendies and endured his abuse.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Maybe May always felt ugly so having these weirdos drool over her was super important to her. She really seemed to enjoy Ralph thinking she was such hot stuff he had her pose for slutty photos to post.

Remember that for a time, Ralph really was making quite a bit of money, more money than most people see.

Where'd the money go? - that was the moment something deep within May's nose awoke.

 

[AltisticRight]

Remember that for a time, Ralph really was making quite a bit of money, more money than most people see.

Where'd the money go? - that was the moment something deep within May's nose awoke.

The funny thing was I wrote that Ralphafinances thread specifically to see how, if at all, he'd respond to it. All the numbers were totally calculated in his favour. If there's an overestimation in something I just granted him that. It was obvious to everyone on the forum but shockingly or perhaps unsurprisingly he just took the bait anyway and started gloating about how rich he was. It felt weird. To be fair, he did make decent money (for one person) even up to the stream.me, parts of the dlive and even some of the cozy.gov days. That's obviously considering the "work" he put it which was literally nothing. Any mid-level retail/fast slop shop manager assistant job someone automatically gets after working there for 3-5 years would have been more stable and better.

He'd still be living in some hellhole but at least in the country his daddy gave him if he weren't such a useless lazy fat piggy with quadruple titties.

 

[Die For Me!]

He’s quoting a Kendrick Lamar track called “euphoria”; one of the first “Drake is a pedophile” songs. Ralph is eternally trying to be black.

Ralphs obsession with Kendrick is so fucking cringe jesus christ. You are an old ass man Ethan, stay away from this generations music please

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Any mid-level retail/fast slop shop manager assistant job someone automatically gets after working there for 3-5 years would have been more stable and better.

A real commonality among lolcows but even among the adjacent is to treat "Internet-money" as "not real" somehow - even Null treats money from coins and merch as different than money from MatI - because "MatI isn't like real work".

It is incredibly hard to respect money that you didn't feel you really earned.

 

[OnetoKill]

"Connect with the masses" lmao, all 253 of your viewers piggy? Can't even keep up his fake and gay heel persona stick, running his mouth, cutting promos just to hide in his tin shack, tail between his legs. SAD! PATHETIC!
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"We will have guests" pressing X to doubt here piggy, you can't attract any interesting guests anymore and even the boring Z tier micro e-celebs like Adam Green don't appear very often.

It's clear the Ralphamale can't compete with the power of The True Antedilluvian King of Kino. Suffah Ralphabish!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Remember that for a time, Ralph really was making quite a bit of money, more money than most people see.

Where'd the money go? - that was the moment something deep within May's nose awoke.

He was but wasn’t spending it on anything she could enjoy, like decent housing, nice car, clothing, health insurance, etc…the best she got was a second hand QVC ring he vastly overpaid for.

Ralph spent HIS money on drugs, booze, hookers, gambling, Alice’s Amazon wish list, food, Vegas trips, his truck, etc… Sometime Amanda got to be drug along on these trips so Ralph could make her sleep with a hooker, but most trips Gunt took alone. Gunt’s money only benefited him.

Ralph’s money was never spent on anything to improve their quality of life. Harry had to give May money for the stuff that mattered - rent money so May didn’t have to live at Sandra’s, baby stuff, college, her car, car seat for Rozy, etc… Even then Ralph still made her move to the third world country so he could flee his self-inflicted problems and live as cheaply as possible. After nine months in Mexico she finally realized they were only sinking lower and lower so she bailed.

 

[Die For Me!]

I'm skeptical as to if she was ever actually into loli or if she said she was for attention and acceptance.

Why not both? Wait until Halloween when she starts dressing up and posting pictures of Ralphs daughter as Sailor Moon every year.

I honestly think if she ever came back to making videos or doing streams, she's have a new personality, a new grift and it would all be inspired by whoever her boyfriend is at the time.

She'll try to reboot her vtuber career behind the face of the Ralphadaughter. It feeds all her curiosities too well to not try, especially her obsession with humiliating men shes ruined. No happy endings here in the Noir era, my friend .

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

Late but this guy is so porn addicted. Maybe his new career path will be to write fictional erotic stort stories about public sex with strangers, like those old Cenk Uygur blogs.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'm skeptical as to if she was ever actually into loli or if she said she was for attention and acceptance.

This has been discussed at length in her thread and there is plenty of evidence that she was into loli way before she even met digitroon. Her lust for cartoon children may even be the only part of her personality that is genuine.

I very much doubt she actually gave up loli and anime as a whole while with Ralph, she only kept it on the down low for public appearance sakes.

 

[HackerX]

Remember that for a time, Ralph really was making quite a bit of money, more money than most people see.

Where'd the money go? - that was the moment something deep within May's nose awoke.

My favorite part is that just before the horse owned Ralph, Ralph was gloating that he's made $500k via streaming. If it were a single lump sum that someone made in a year or two, that's legitimately impressive. But this was over his entire streaming career and it's not like he made money doing anything else. 500k over 6,7,8,9 years is not impressive. It's not abysmal, but nothing to crow home about. It will take him another 50 years to make another 500k and I hope he lives that long.

That brief surge of income was a one-time thing and he seethes over anyone that reminds him. All the while, Ralph copes about "every dollar counts" even though he's doing great financially! If I were to think about it, it's actually all of YOU who is too poor to live in the US and dolphin laugh about never paying back your loans or debt.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

We all know the real reason Ralph loves sportsball...because he wishes he was a gay nigger from the actual Memphis

Ralph is as masculine as a pink guest towel. His T levels are probably lower then his IQ. He needs ultra manly things to feel good like football or wrestling.