🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Despite his claims on Saturdays show when defending Melton and Vito, Ralph is immediately going after hater's children the second it's available:
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of course we all know what ralph really thinks about children:

It appears that with or without the Karen Farms, Ralphs past has once again come to bite him in the ass:
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Ralph takes time out of attacking random people's children to kiss Vito The Pedos feet:
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And while most of you were stuck discussing Luigi Mangione's twitter account and his warnings of an AI driven society, Ralph was focused on the REAL story (his sister's boobs)
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Amazing work here Ralphie boy, only a Troo & Honest Gonzo Journalist like yourself could reach lows as deep as these :lit:
 
Honestly Ralph has lost a lot of weight. I don't understand why more people don't follow his diet plan and become too poor to buy food, have constant diarrhea from shitty water and living conditions, and contract AIDS.
Also alienate and abuse all the women in your life that got your fast food and bought groceries.

He’s broke and in the third world but this is the first full year he’s had to get off his ass to get his own food. If Pantsu was there he’d be eating x3 as much because she would go to the torta store and grocery shop for him.

Ralph now wistfully thinks of Richmond and Sandra’s EBT card, Faith’s California chicken salad and Pantsu’s paper plate dinners as the days of milk and honey.

Two hours of a court supervised visit with Xander, and a woman paid to touch his hand for PT, is the extent of his human companionship now. When he loses his purple sped passport we will know he’s found a new brothel to visit.
 
Despite his claims on Saturdays show when defending Melton and Vito, Ralph is immediately going after hater's children the second it's available:
Ralph’s just jealous that someone was able to spend quality time with their child without having to pay for a nationwide warrant, 2 planes, 4 buses, a hip replacement, 7 doctors, 5 strippers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
 
Ralph's having a Christmas show. He just added Southern Dingo. I'm happy Ralph has forgiven Dingo for releasing the embarrassing cry call after he sex tape. Especially since he mogged him about the Memphis Micro and completely embarrassed him and broke his trust. I gotta say it really shows Ralph is growing up. I don't know if I could just turn around and be friends with someone like that.
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Ralph's having a Christmas show. He just added Southern Dingo. I'm happy Ralph has forgiven Dingo for releasing the embarrassing cry call after he sex tape. Especially since he mogged him about the Memphis Micro and completely embarrassed him and broke his trust. I gotta say it really shows Ralph is growing up. I don't know if I could just turn around and be friends with someone like that.
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It's insane Ralph's ability to forgive. He blows up and holds grudges about people over the lightest bruises to his ego but he's willing to break bread with someone who secretly recorded him. Reminds me of Rand choosing to forgive Ralph even after Ralph said he recorded him crying over his wife's miscarriage.
 
It's insane Ralph's ability to forgive. He blows up and holds grudges about people over the lightest bruises to his ego but he's willing to break bread with someone who secretly recorded him. Reminds me of Rand choosing to forgive Ralph even after Ralph said he recorded him crying over his wife's miscarriage.
He doesn't have a choice. Ralph has burned so many bridges that there are only a small handful of people who will willingly associate with him anymore many of them include people that he's fucked over and vice versa.
 
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