🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

The "Z-Drugs" (Zolpidem, Zopiclone, and Eszopiclone) can all induce parasomnia. It is a characteristic of these selective GABA-A agonists.

As I mentioned in my autistic post above, as far as I know, the best medium- to long-term treatment for insomnia is cognitive-behavioral therapy. If you have a good therapist, it yields good results.

EDIT: typo

There's alternatives though such as a Trazodone or Mirtazapine but I would assume that Ralphamale needs the harder stuff because he's fat.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Interesting development that even his supporters are telling him they don't believe he is sober to his face. I wonder if Ralph is being pressed to prove his AA attendance, because I really doubt he even remembers his fake sobriety anniversary.

He’s had so many anniversaries of his sobriety.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Given how much Ralph drinks (or has been drinking), his GABA receptors are likely completely downregulated. That’s why alcoholics can drink a fifth of whiskey and still somewhat function. What I’m trying to say is, there’s no way Ralph is only taking a single Ambien and slurring his speech. He’s probably taking five or mixing it with a lot of booze.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

There's alternatives though such as a Trazodone or Mirtazapine but I would assume that Ralphamale needs the harder stuff because he's fat.

It's hard to comment, as I don't know the details of Ralph's sleep disorder. However, sedative antidepressants seem to be a "safer" choice for Ralph than Zolpidem. But even they can cause (although more rarely) parasomnias, and they also have the side effect of weight gain...

The thing is, you can't take a medication that alters brain biochemistry, within a system that is not fully understood, and expect your problems to be solved without some side effects.

That's why I advocate CBT in these cases. And I bet Ralph has many lifestyle habits that naturally hinder sleep, which should be addressed instead of just drugging him. The thing is, he probably wants to be drugged, and he likely mixes things that shouldn't be mixed, and takes more pills than prescribed.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's too bad Ralph is too broke to afford a car or a garage. He could run it inside with the door closed and take the sweetest nap ever.

 

[JustStopDude]

Any of you suspect you have sleep apnea, get a sleep study. I put it off for years. Like a lot of people, I kind of assumed that only fat people got it.

Once I got used to sleeping with a mask, holy shit, it was like discovering REM sleep. Also probably saved my marriage.

I can't recommend it enough.

 

[Um...]

I literally warned him about this many times in chat starting in 2021

You know, Haroo, I think the reason that Ralph is so obsessed with you (besides you spending hours every day going back and forth with him online) is that you seem to care so deeply about his physical well-being.

That and you call him ‘Ethan‘ just like Amanda (his previous mommy who left him) used to.

 

[AltisticRight]

Cool posts, I can't help much because I specialise in a very specific hardware side of medical stuff and dealing with all things statistics.

What I do see is Ethan Ralph's pill-seeking behaviour, which is similar to Nicholas Rekieta. A responsible doctor wouldn't be prescribing any hardline drugs to deal with their problems. But we're speaking about Mexico, with higher population densities and less functional medical practitioners. Each MD there probably deals with 10 times more patients, many of which are fat bastard gringos that seek cheap Mexican pills.

Ethan Oliver Ralph claims he has insomnia and like a pill-seeking fat piggy with quadruple titties, he wants the lowest effort magical elixir to fix his woes. All forms of medication has downsides. The stupid steroid cream I was prescribed for severe allergies after visiting a facility that dealt with insects had a booklet of warnings which I read and guess what, it just so happened that I hit the jackpot where one of the bad side effects showed up and I already knew what to do because I spent 3 minutes reading the booklet. That's something Ethan Ralph the short attention span and short stature piggy didn't do. Honestly, go read it right now.

Mixing zolpidem with alcohol is nuts. Ethan Ralph loves mixing his substances. He's a polysubstance abuser and will mix it with alcohol. He's asking for the retarded fruits of his idiotic behaviour and the symptoms show. He doses off, shakes like a squirrel high on methamphetamine, wakes up all confused and hallucinates like a horse that just munched on psilocybe mushrooms. He was mixing his sleep medication with booze, he might just kill himself in his sleep or trot into traffic during a parasomnia episode. Whether this is a downgrade or an upgrade to mixing alcohol with benzos, you be the judge.

I had insomnia when I was in university due to studies and a part time job. From a non-MD perspective, my true and honest advice is a rapid change in lifestyle. That beats any magical pill which will likely cause worse side effects. After graduation, I learned how to cook. Built some mediocre but passable furniture, picked up an actual hobby and went out more. Slop delivery apps were deleted. I still have a fucked sleep schedule due to remote work across continents (thanks Elliot Fong I hope your eyes rot out) but the insomnia went away after about a year into behavioural improvement. I did get prescription for some medication but never used it after spending a few hours on NIH. I suppose it'll be harder for someone like Ethan Ralph. I'm a nerddork specter with low alcohol tolerance (fuck that stuff), my booze cabinet is used for cooking only. It's important to have family and friends to help with addictions, but Ethan Ralph has none. His wigger subhuman genetics doomed Sandra and Ronnie to an early grave, he's all but ostracised his in-laws. Viggers are pure undiluted trash but Harry seemed like a really chill and understanding man. It's all his own doing.

Piggytits is doomed to a cycle of lucidity and brain rotten retardation. He won't change because he's a belligerent lazy fucking pig. He won't even change to prove us wrong. He'll just relapse and pretend, as if his gay antics that seduced Faith Vickers will work on the rest of humanity.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

Any of you suspect you have sleep apnea, get a sleep study. I put it off for years. Like a lot of people, I kind of assumed that only fat people got it.

Once I got used to sleeping with a mask, holy shit, it was like discovering REM sleep. Also probably saved my marriage.

I can't recommend it enough.

Great point here, if you think you have it, and if you have a doctor that dismisses out of hand and says you're too skinny to have it, get another doctor. That's a lazy fucking retard who understands nothing about the human body or brain, and that doctor will fuck you up somehow down the line in some other way by making some other retarded, preventable mistake.

It is life changing, going through the sleep study and using the CPAP. When you're better rested, you make better decisions, and the ripple effect from that will continue to improve your life.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He's probably suffocating beneath that fat, sack of pig shit he calls a belly while he sleeps. And when he inevitably does, he needs to do us all a favor and gunt in hell.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ethan "Pill Nibbler" Ralph will one day lean back in his gamuh chair and die in his sleep and Hurooo won't be there to save him. Tragedy.

 

[JustStopDude]

Great point here, if you think you have it, and if you have a doctor that dismisses out of hand and says you're too skinny to have it, get another doctor.

To be fair, I was the moron making that argument to my doctor.

It is life changing, going through the sleep study and using the CPAP. When you're better rested, you make better decisions, and the ripple effect from that will continue to improve your life.

Biggest thing, I stopped getting terrible headaches halfway through the day.

I hated getting used to the mask, but once I did, it was like discovering indoor plumbing.

Amazing. Ralph is so boring, his tweets just lead to semi off topic sperging.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Any of you suspect you have sleep apnea, get a sleep study. I put it off for years. Like a lot of people, I kind of assumed that only fat people got it.

Once I got used to sleeping with a mask, holy shit, it was like discovering REM sleep. Also probably saved my marriage.

I can't recommend it enough.

You were right the first time. Only fat people get it, fatso.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Spoiler: Offtopic Sleep Apnea Sperging

Any of you suspect you have sleep apnea, get a sleep study. I put it off for years. Like a lot of people, I kind of assumed that only fat people got it.

Once I got used to sleeping with a mask, holy shit, it was like discovering REM sleep. Also probably saved my marriage.

I can't recommend it enough.

Same here, I kept arguing with my spouse that I just had sleep issues, it wasn't sleep apnea because only fat people get it and I'm not close to bmi obesity. Turns out just having a genetically thick neck or lots of neck muscle just automatically guarantees it. After the sleep study I stepped into the actual doctor's office and no shit from across the waiting room he said "yep you have sleep apnea". I was the only one in the waiting room, I get into the patient room and he basically breaks down that after 30 years of treating this he can tell just by looking at necks. If you're fat, or you're genetically disposed to having either a fat or muscular neck, or you have a muscular neck, you have sleep apnea. I never, never knew I could sleep like I do. It was a life of waking up more tired than I went to bed and dozing off all the time. My primary care said "you weigh 81.5kg, you don't have sleep apnea". Man was he wrong. The nurse at the sleep study begged me, he said he saw so many people not give the cpap a chance and basically die over time from the side effects of not enough sleep. If I give it a fair chance, the problem is just gone. I've never slept so good. My mind's never been clearer.

Great point here, if you think you have it, and if you have a doctor that dismisses out of hand and says you're too skinny to have it, get another doctor. That's a lazy fucking retard who understands nothing about the human body or brain, and that doctor will fuck you up somehow down the line in some other way by making some other retarded, preventable mistake.

It is life changing, going through the sleep study and using the CPAP. When you're better rested, you make better decisions, and the ripple effect from that will continue to improve your life.

This, absolutely. I get sick half as much (barely once a year now), my mind is clear as day, my memory improved, my energy improved, my emotional stability improved.

After graduation, I learned how to cook. Built some mediocre but passable furniture, picked up an actual hobby and went out more. Slop delivery apps were deleted. I still have a fucked sleep schedule due to remote work across continents (thanks Elliot Fong I hope your eyes rot out) but the insomnia went away after about a year into behavioural improvement.

Hell yeah brother, this is absolutely the way. Good on you. Also you've given out some banger cooking tips in the Scalfani thread so thanks for that.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know, Haroo, I think the reason that Ralph is so obsessed with you (besides you spending hours every day going back and forth with him online) is that you seem to care so deeply about his physical well-being.

That and you call him ‘Ethan‘ just like Amanda (his previous mommy who left him) used to.

Ethan Ralph is just a sad, lonely, deplorable piggy. Just like Bryan Dunn who fantasises about the forced feminisation of Josh Moon, piggytits fantasises about people that mocks him online. Byran Dunn told a story about some Stacey that would bully him in high school, I bet piggy wants to relive the times when Stacey shoved him into a locker and called him fat. It turns him on. The more we make fun of him, the harder (comparatively -- to an overcooked spaghetti noodle) he gets.

He might troon out. If you can't get the Stacey, you become her.

 

[hesaback]

There's alternatives though such as a Trazodone or Mirtazapine but I would assume that Ralphamale needs the harder stuff because he's fat.

There is a big difference between Mirta and Lord Zop. Both of them together is a chemical cosh. Useful when needed and I am prescribed both.

Mirta really works best it you take half the dose about 20 to 30 minutes before you want to go to bed and the rest as you are going to bed

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

or he killed his PC by mining crypto

His PC shipped thermal throttling. It was an oven before he could even get his hooves on it. Those alienware prebuilts are garbage, but he either stopped making the payments on it like a nigger, or spilled piss in it. That would be my guess.

 

[hesaback]

His PC shipped thermal throttling. It was an oven before he could even get his hooves on it. Those alienware prebuilts are garbage, but he either stopped making the payments on it like a nigger, or spilled piss in it. That would be my guess.

Fallen asleep and pissed on it.

 

[porkWellington]

If you wanna know the truth about it bish maybe it was you who Pillstreamed on ambien. YOU'RE SO FUCKING BRAVE, YOUR TORCH LIGHTS THE WAY

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I should stop taking it on work days

Good one, Ralph.