🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[WelperHelper99]

Remember when Ralph was a top 5 streamer on youtube and his movement to a new site (stream.me) caused an explosion of viewers and content?

It's insane how far he's fallen, he went from a top rate eceleb comparable to someone like destiny or metokur to a homeless countryless bum that we just watch to see drunken meltdowns.

Ralph is the drunken uncle of the internet. He was rich and famous at one point until he pissed it all away. Now nobody but a few actually remember him.

 

[SofondaCox]

Featurefag so not caught up on Ralphlore, but what the fuck is that splotchy rash all over his face in the first pic? Some kind of syphlitic reaction?

Ozempic can cause facial rashing, too. There isn't much in the way of medical pics of it yet. Needs some cortisone cream, look at all that scaling.

 

[Die For Me!]

It appears we all slept on this reveal of Ralph as a Piglet from last month


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Ralphs patented double chin and uncertainty of where the fuck he is right now is out in full force. I always assumed we'd never see pictures of him as a piglet due to the yearbook leaker that accused him of hanging a dog. The would-be smoking gun (Ralphs jewfro), is convientaly tucked away under a Lakers hat.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Did he lose weight or is this a weird angle?

Just because he lost weight doesn’t mean he’s still not fat. And also weird angle and filters

 

[T00L Nigger]

It appears we all slept on this reveal of Ralph as a Piglet from last month
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Ralphs patented double chin and uncertainty of where the fuck he is right now is out in full force. I always assumed we'd never see pictures of him as a piglet due to the yearbook leaker that accused him of hanging a dog. The would-be smoking gun (Ralphs jewfro), is convientaly tucked away under a Lakers hat.

I assume this is the point at which Ethan stopped growing.(vertically, lol.)

A quick search of Savage's height shows 6'1"-6'2" so I think it checks out. Randy has a whole foot on the guntling.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I know some alcholics stop eating because it makes it easier to get drunk off less alcohol.

Sick new lifehack

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

A quick search of Savage's height shows 6'1"-6'2" so I think it checks out. Randy has a whole foot on the guntling.

Confirmed

 

[Dreamland]

Also why is Ralph looking like a 60 year old woman with hyperthyroidism

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He was monsterously fat before semaglutide gave him his AIDS-look. Considering his indoors sunglasses he might also beusing some "meds" to enhance his alphamale energy.
I bet his belly looks like the underside of my sack.

 

[FiveStarAce]

People questioning ralphs physique when the video is morphing so hard it gives me nausea makes me question the Media literacy of my fellow kiwis

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I remember watching this the night it happened, but I still haven't figured out if it's his front or back fat.

I believe there were three front moobs and two back boobs.

He looks like a melted candle. The absolute gall of him criticising anyone else.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It isn't weight loss. It's him melting away from falling out of relevancy. The more relevant he gets the fatter he becomes. So when he begins to look grotesque just know that the imp wearing the Ralph flesh suit is losing power.

 

[Vect]

Also, if you're binge drinking for a really long time, you build up acids and can enter a cycle of alcoholic ketoacidosis, where you keep drinking to stave off the nausea and pain of withdrawal but which kills your appetite and your body starts consuming fat for energy and you start to smell like chemicals. Because the endorphin levels are going haywire and you start getting hyper, it can also, funnily enough make you unusually horny.

 

[Pale Empress]

Featurefag so not caught up on Ralphlore, but what the fuck is that splotchy rash all over his face in the first pic? Some kind of syphlitic reaction?

Chronic rosacea that he's supposed to use a salve for but doesn't. Flare-ups are caused by both his lifestyle and the heat of Mexico. He had a particularly bad flare-up last year and switched to broadcasting his webcam in black & white and called it his "noir arc."

If he's actually sober (I believe him when he says he's currently alcohol free, at least), he may start ballooning again due to the sugar and carb cravings. Freshly sober people tend to eat a lot of ice cream and junk food in the months immediately following detox, and I can't imagine Ralph is any different. But who knows what other kind of drugs he's using that could mitigate that. Past history suggests that his sobriety will last anywhere from three to six months, perhaps a bit longer, but there's a 100% chance he will publicly and spectacularly relapse at some point.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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This is supposedly Grace Thorp?

 

[FightenGnome]

Thorpe is the water type to Ralph's fire type. His hollering isn't going to pierce her smug mask and she's just going to rile him up by basically asking him if he's going to cry or not.

Ralph has never been able to overcome "You mad bro?" in a verbal confrontation and likely never will.

 

[harmy.kook]

Ozempic can cause facial rashing, too. There isn't much in the way of medical pics of it yet. Needs some cortisone cream, look at all that scaling.

He does Truffle Huntin'

Might cause some issues

 

[William Tyndale]

SORRY GRACE! by Ethan Ralph

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Haru thinks he is in a tiny cabin, I personally think he is hiding under Dick Masterson's outside decking.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Drama Trauma but I'll not delete it due to speculation on his filming angle/location. Maybe he is hanging like a bat on the ceiling, head and camera pointed towards the ground?

Lmao as retarded as he is he does seem to have a penchant for insulting people. They’re always unique and cutthroat.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

The Ralphamale's (bad) luck, Grace Thorp posted this on X:
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EDIT: The Ralphamale in troo cavalier fashion responded:
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EDIT2: This is too perfect he made a video response now!
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I can't work out if he's using some kind of filter to make his face look much thinner, or if he really has lost that much weight, but it's uncanny to witness.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Man, is Piggertits really this down bad to call Grace a dozen times a day to just get a crumb of female attention? GRACE THORP of all people? The girl who gets fucked by her own dad!?

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

i like how ethan is dressing like elon musk now. this nigga sat infront of his hawgstation and saw elon jump around like a faggot and thought to heemself "thats a good look right there..."