🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pigtoad]

What even is this? The sound of cars driving in the background, is he just stumbling through Merida talking into his phone like a total schizo?

I believe so. It's pretty janky around the beginning but the audio does clear up a bit. Lots of "uuuhhhhhhhs" and repetitions from yesterday's show.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph accidentally uses the wrong phone camera to take a picture of his waddle free neck to pwn ppp

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[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph accidentally uses the wrong phone camera to take a picture of his waddle free neck to pwn ppp
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Three titted Piggertits has the neck of a seagull. I'd really avoid taking potshots at fat men when I'm wearing the skin suit of an eldritch horror.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph accidentally uses the wrong phone camera to take a picture of his waddle free neck to pwn ppp
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No I think he's trying to show his elongated shadow as proof of having a neck.

I'd be willing to bet the farm he used filters on his fucking shadow

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits' descent into madness accelerates. He wants his edaddy Dax to love him again.

Null bad.

The sober larp takes its toll, losing his mind about minor shit.

 

[Die For Me!]

The sober larp takes its toll, losing his mind about minor shit.
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With anti-american sentiment on the rise throughout the world, Ralph is now being victimized for being a fat pig american at a sushi establishment he swears hes only visited a few times and doesn't live next too, despite his review stating he's been there 75 times now:

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Ralph is now demanding justice the American way, which may or may not be resolved in the Mexican way via chopping a gringo up into a million pieces for not knowing his place

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Ralph attempts to reply to someone either in DMs or publicly and fails

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45 minutes beforehand, he was raging at random X users finding out hes a grandma enjoyer:

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Ralph confirms he's going to Wrestlemania 41 assuming he lives long enough

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Also this is trending not sure why though, could be anything if you want to know the truth about it

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

After Ralphs bullet proof plan to revive the Sektur via raping his son's grandmother somehow backfired, Ralph is now begging to be let back into Rumbles ad program, a program Ralph got booted out of after ruthlessly doxing a re-streamer late last year.
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I'm still a bit surprised Ralph has lasted on rumble this long.

 

[lurkin]

Ralph accidentally uses the wrong phone camera to take a picture of his waddle free neck to pwn ppp
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If i had a neck that looked like a well used old ladies twat I wouldnt be going around casting disparaging remarks like this.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph's desperation to grab onto the the DSP stuff is pathetic. At this rate his viewer count is lower than Phil's if you count the restreamer numbers.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The sober larp takes its toll, losing his mind about minor shit.

With anti-american sentiment on the rise throughout the world, Ralph is now being victimized for being a fat pig american at a sushi establishment he swears hes only visited a few times and doesn't live next too, despite his review stating he's been there 75 times now:

That Mexican got real lucky.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph is now demanding justice the American way, which may or may not be resolved in the Mexican way via chopping a gringo up into a million pieces for not knowing his place

Uppity Americanos will be getting served up some gunt nigiri

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph x Elaine planning a vacation together.

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/R070O

Start a Gofundme for a nice vacay to Romania to make this long anticipated lolcow crossover happen already! Grace Thorp is loyal to her dad, but Elaine has already been disowned by both of her parents, ain't no dad coming to rescue her once she is trapped under the gunt. Just sayin.

This sounds horrific, it's nightmare fuel material. I hope this never happens.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

I ripped his latest Twitter Space, because he mentioned in it that he'll probably delete it.
Within the first 20 seconds we get his telltale squeaking that he does when he's fucked up on something.

At approx. 1:10 we get him finally admitting that it is indeed "hawt outside".

 

[Cad an Hell]

Relapsed ALREADY?

 

[Elmo]

Relapsed ALREADY?

A couple of weeks is pretty impressive for the Ralphamale.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hopefully Ralph won't fall for the post-recovery relapse. As Jersh pointed out in MATI, your tolerance is weakened and you end up super fucked up or dead if you take the same amount of drugs.

 

[Drunkensailor]

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That Mexican got real lucky.
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Dan is an absolute unit compared to your average beaner, so Ethan probably stood a chance. That is of course, if he was not an absolute pussy when confronted. His cat like reflexes and muscle tone are second only to kratos since he shed some weight, so that little brown fella sure was lucky.

 

[Oliver Onions]

45 minutes beforehand, he was raging at random X users finding out hes a grandma enjoyer:

Do you think the finger placement was tactical to hide his disgusting turkey neck?

"Gobble gobble, BISH."

I'm still a bit surprised Ralph has lasted on rumble this long.

Probably because his views are so low he's not even worth banning.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Relapsed ALREADY?

Can't relapse if you never stopped!

 

[porkWellington]

I ripped his latest Twitter Space, because he mentioned in it that he'll probably delete it.
Within the first 20 seconds we get his telltale squeaking that he does when he's fucked up on something.
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At approx. 1:10 we get him finally admitting that it is indeed "hawt outside".

16:25 "Mersh wants to do it with DSP too"