🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obscura539]

The blessed line is too funny.

Ralph is locked in a cage dependent on the coins we toss at him. He pretends like he could open that door at anytime and walk away from of all this and try to salvage a relationship with his children, but be can’t. He is impotent and can’t do anything, but be laughed at. He’s also a bigger addict and loser than Ronnie, which is arguably quite the accomplishment. Ralph’s spite and Xanax addiction will keep him in the sektur forever.

I really wish Ralph was making money so we could see him doing more events and traveling, but he’s a broke ass bitch. Sad. Pathetic.

 

[Drunkensailor]

I have said it before but it bears repeating, on the off chance that he missed it.
Ethan you are not allowed to an hero until you give me:
- 3 gunting around the world episodes
- 25 pictures of you pointing at things
- 30 pictures of goy slop
- 20 more pill streams (this one is easy you can knock this out in a few weeks)
- 1 more bowling tournament
- 2 more wrastle wrastle

All of your other antics are just icing, but that is what you owe your community before you leave your kids fatherless.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is arguing with the supposed alt account of Mathew Vickers:

https://archive.fo/TM6k8

https://archive.ph/m76sb

https://archive.ph/jw841

https://archive.ph/0igxs

https://archive.ph/kQLGY

https://archive.ph/LXXY0

https://archive.ph/sI5rr

https://archive.ph/LDtry

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You said he is "a spiritual woman" and this gets said in this thread all the fucking time "Ralph acts like a woman" "womanly behavior" etc. and it's just wrong.

Alogs learned long ago that a failure like Ralph can cling to a very few things to give the illusion of self-worth - he’s white and he’s got a penis. Self-worth through vague race and gender affiliation is all he’s got.

He’s also forever obsessed with and angry at women, so misogyny and porn are the only balms that sooth him.

Not to turn this further into a whole man vs woman thing, but you do know that deadbeat mothers are a thing as well right?

No, really? There are dead beat moms but the social stigma and shame towards mothers who abandon kids is huge, whereas dead beat dads are an accepted part of modern society. Some dads are downright proud of being deadbeats to many children. (Ralph would be among this demographic had the Internet and Jim, not bullied him.)

Society would be better off if dead beat dads felt shame, or at least were given the level of stigma, as deadbeat mothers.

Ralph had his chance to be a dad for a whole year with Pantsu but instead he thought it was awesome to stay drunk and pilled out 24/7. Rozy would be dead if Pantsu decided she could just opt out of childcare care like Ralph did.

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, one has a cheating wife while the other watched a Mexican man queso his horse's taco. They're both cuckolds. Cut from the same wigger cuckold cloth.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Well, one has a cheating wife while the other watched a Mexican man queso his horse's taco. They're both cuckolds. Cut from the same wigger cuckold cloth.

Wigger cuckold cloth with AIDS to boot!

 

[Look--an Alien!]

see mah messkin lawyer texts me because we are friends and definitely not because I pay him for all my white trash legal trouble

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph has gotten Vickers to delete his account:

 

[Oongok]

"The most important thing you can have in life has been stolen from me, the other has been effectively stolen"

Seems he's still not over losing his website and truck.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Ralph should host Guntamania 2 and put himself in the main event in a fight vs Vickers. Winner gets the 20 pesos/USD between them.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph should host Guntamania 2 and put himself in the main event in a fight vs Vickers. Winner gets the 20 pesos/USD between them.

Ralph would fucking body Vickers and it would be awesome

 

[HackerX]

Ralph would fucking body Vickers and it would be awesome

As one would expect of a Ralph 2 vs. Ralphaprime. Idk how Ethan found the one man on this planet he could perpetually own, but he did. He even impregnated his first-born daughter to boot, owning his bloodline.

 

[ddlloo]

I wonder if daddy dax was one of the people that left a message, or did Ralph's latest suicide gamble fail.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Ralphaprime.

Primus Ralphus

 

[Estate]

Ralph has gotten Vickers to delete his account:
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Imagine Ralph fucking both your daughter and your wife.
How do you cope?
How do you even muster the will to live anymore?
This man has been pigcucked on a multi generational level, and he's also been saddled with the bill for Ralph's little piglet.
Being forced to delete his account is the least of his public humiliations.
GRIM.

 

[BigPeanut]

Narcissists do commit suicide, their motivations are just different and are more likely to involve murder-suicide. It's a weird but persistent myth that they never do.
Ralph is a coward, that is the plain and simple reason he will never off himself on purpose.

Hunter S Thompson (who Ralph idolizes) is the perfect example of a narcissist who killed himself, and the way he did it, is the ultimate narcissist way, how he purposely traumatized and blamed his ex wife.

he’s white and he’s got a penis

Trailer trash junkie alcoholic wife beater white, and 1 inch chode rapist penis.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Ralph for sure wants to die and who can blame him? He hasn't had a real job in over a decade and any employer that googles him will see a compilation of him screaming Nigger and Faggot for minutes on end. He will never directly kill himself via gunshot or hanging. It will be by simply drinking himself to death slowly or accidentally ODing after mixing some pills with alcohol.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ralph for sure wants to die and who can blame him? He hasn't had a real job in over a decade and any employer that googles him will see a compilation of him screaming Nigger and Faggot for minutes on end. He will never directly kill himself via gunshot or hanging. It will be by simply drinking himself to death slowly or accidentally ODing after mixing some pills with alcohol.

he’s never had a job ever and he lives in Mexico without speaking Spanish

 

[parsnip]

Ralph for sure wants to die and who can blame him? He hasn't had a real job in over a decade and any employer that googles him will see a compilation of him screaming Nigger and Faggot for minutes on end. He will never directly kill himself via gunshot or hanging. It will be by simply drinking himself to death slowly or accidentally ODing after mixing some pills with alcohol.

Sometimes I just marvel at how people like Ralph get up every day and keep going. He doesn't even live in the same COUNTRY as his children. That alone would make me want to die. If I woke up tomorrow as him I'd step in front of the first truck I saw.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Sometimes I just marvel at how people like Ralph get up every day and keep going. He doesn't even live in the same COUNTRY as his children. That alone would make me want to die. If I woke up tomorrow as him I'd step in front of the first truck I saw.

He really does have a talent for weaving his delusions into a safety net for himself. Ralph has one of the longest lists of embarrassing fuck ups and failures I have ever seen, a list that continues to grow without any end in sight. I'm just surprised that he continues to play pretend about being sober when he's really bad at it and makes more money being a drunk retard on stream anyway.

In any case when Ralph dies he'll just go quiet, then after a couple of weeks people in the thread will go looking for some Mexican news about a rotted pig corpse stinking up some shack.