🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ulsterscotsman]

Nah, don't forget, Ralph told Jesse that he isn't a huge fan of anal, because penetrating an asshole requires a full erection

It's pretty much confirmed that Ralph is impotent and can't satisfy women which is why he even admitted to paying a Mexican gigolo to fuck May in the Ass while he watched.

 

[MisoSupper]

It's pretty much confirmed that Ralph is impotent and can't satisfy women which is why he even admitted to paying a Mexican gigolo to fuck May in the Ass while he watched.

I keep hearing about this, when did this even happen? Was this ever confirmed?

 

[Muppetstudios]

It's about time Ralph is sacrificed for the Porn

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I keep hearing about this, when did this even happen? Was this ever confirmed?

It wasn't long after May left Ralph he was drunk and pilled out on stream shouting about how May was a whore and that he paid a Mexican to fuck her in the ass.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph makes up bullshit excuses on why he didn't show up this morning, Ralph is also experimenting with having the camera higher up to hide his neck waddle, but is now revealing his birth defected, pig-like ears:

Why the fuck is this one so oddly flat...

And then this one looks mutilated to all hell?

He's also completely gowned in NY attire, even pinning a white button onto his Die Morris Die Edition Yankees hat. This is all obviously more of Ralphs "subliminal messaging", which to me appears to be Ralph raising a white flag as he obviously cannot afford to be in any of these court battles any longer.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

It wasn't long after May left Ralph he was drunk and pilled out on stream shouting about how May was a whore and that he paid a Mexican to fuck her in the ass.

Demonic

 

[MadStan]

Ralph makes up bullshit excuses on why he didn't show up this morning, Ralph is also experimenting with having the camera higher up to hide his neck waddle, but is now revealing his birth defected, pig-like ears:
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Why the fuck is this one so oddly flat...
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And then this one looks mutilated to all hell?
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He's also completely gowned in NY attire, even pinning a white button onto his Die Morris Die Edition Yankees hat. This is all obviously more of Ralphs "subliminal messaging", which to me appears to be Ralph raising a white flag as he obviously cannot afford to be in any of these court battles any longer.

I like the higher up angle. After all, a pigs ears are at the top

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph might as well try putting lipstick on a pig.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph’s anatomy is a mystery to modern medical science in general, and those ears are just the latest piece of the puzzle. La creatura.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I keep hearing about this, when did this even happen? Was this ever confirmed?

I do not know which incident you are questioning. His impotence or the Mexican who butt fucked pantsu? Ralph, in a xanax zombie haze while being extremely mad at Harry Morris wrote up a giant twitter post and went on stream to talk about how he paid for a Mexican male hooker to fuck pantsu in the butt, with no condom. This was his attempt to shame pantsu, but just makes him look even more retarded than usual.

ETA: The attempt to shame was because apparently Pantsu was ass-raped by some turk when she was a teenager. So he was saying she liked it and wanted to relive it or something. I am not entirely sure because I do not speak neither pig-latin or brain dead, but the mexican butt fuckening is from the pigs own mouth.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Yes Ralph, raping a sex trafficed child on camera.... Uppsala, i mean: FILMING LATIN TEEN CASTING MATERIAL will absolutely owned that limp dick Johm Potter and do wonders for your child visitation rights.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It feels like Ralph is gearing up to enter his John McAfee arc. Seems like a fitting chapter.

I was gonna say his Andy Dick arc would be more apt, but if anything Andy Dick is now in his Ethan Ralph arc.

His setup is so scuffed. The top of his hat is clipping and so is the left sleeve of his shirt, but his head is also appearing in front of the Killstream logo so it's not a layering issue, he's just too retarded to frame himself properly.

C- Ralph, I expect better from the king of da sektur.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Sorry for the double post but this is just too funny. GUNTED.com is back on the menu

are we finally getting a sequel to "canned corn lol"?

Spoiler: NSFW - canned corn lol

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

his birth defected, pig-like ears

Did his ears always look like this? I wonder...

 

[alan thicke]

Ronnie gave him those ears. Not with genetics, but with the barrel of a flashlight.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

If a few Destiny blow job videos broke the farms I can only imagine what a piggertits porno would do.

You will need couple of these to clean up after

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Ralph’s anatomy is a mystery to modern medical science in general

Back in 2010 Ozzy Osbourne had his genome sequenced that (maybe?) revealed he was able to handle substance abuse more effectively than the typical person. Maybe Ralph is a similar type of mutant? It is baffling that his diet of xanny berries and whiskey hasn't caused respiratory failure (as far as I know).

 

[AltisticRight]

Columbia

Columbia is a clothing brand.
Colombia is the country.
Of course you got scammed entering a sportswear brand store expecting to see a pig bone a teenager spic.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Back in 2010 Ozzy Osbourne had his genome sequenced that (maybe?) revealed he was able to handle substance abuse more effectively than the typical person. Maybe Ralph is a similar type of mutant? It is baffling that his diet of xanny berries and whiskey hasn't caused respiratory failure (as far as I know).

People can absolutely wreck themselfs and grow old when all they do is sit on their ass and slowly rot away. On the other hand, that 3 mile spite walk would probably kill the hog.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Columbia is a clothing brand.
Colombia is the country.
Of course you got scammed entering a sportswear brand store expecting to see a pig bone a teenager spic.

Nah. We renaming it just like Gulf of America. Make Christopher Columbus Great Again! If we are all lucky we will make it a US federal district. District of Columbia has a nice ring to it, and they can give the current shithole back to Melanialand.