🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Horpach]

Columbia is a clothing brand.

For all the words of tongue and pen...

 

[Cad an Hell]

Legal Scholar Ralph



T | A

 

[Oliver Onions]

Legal Scholar Ralph

I think I'd still take Ralph's advice over Nick Rekieta's. Ralph's got much more experience in court.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph, Bassed PDF Editor, and ChatGPT unironically is a more successful law firm than Rekieta Law, it’s true.

 

[Jacknife]

I think I'd still take Ralph's advice over Nick Rekieta's. Ralph's got much more experience in court.

Ahhh that makes me think back of the shart stream...

Null and Rekieta talking about Ralph having shit himself and Rekietas falling out with Ralph seems straight out of Bizzarro world right now

 

[(°▽°)]

Columbia is a clothing brand.
Colombia is the country.
Of course you got scammed entering a sportswear brand store expecting to see a pig bone a teenager spic.

Columbia is a country, too. This country!

 

[lol cow supreme]

Columbia is a country, too. This country!

Dont worry. AltisticRight is a an austistic retard who hates anyone who says anything they dont fully endorse. I'm waiting for the FOIA. And they are not beyond abusing their janny "power" to deny anyone with a differing opinion. If you say anthing they dont like you will find yourself thread banned. I bet this very message gets banned.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Dont worry. AltisticRight is a an austistic retard who hates anyone who says anything they dont fully endorse. I'm waiting for the FOIA. And they are not beyond abusing their janny "power" to deny anyone with a differing opinion. If you say anthing they dont like you will find yourself thread banned. I bet this very message gets banned.

You're fine, you havent criticized the lard and the tard yet.

Im not saying its that mod per se, just that I have never seen so much aggressive jannying on this site other than that thread.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You're fine, you havent criticized the lard and the tard yet.

Im not saying its that mod per se, just that I have never seen so much aggressive jannying on this site other than that thread.

Just from browsing it is mega concentrated with autism and sperging, there’s very little discussion outside of a few repeating points in large and bold texts.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Dont worry. AltisticRight is a an austistic retard who hates anyone who says anything they dont fully endorse. I'm waiting for the FOIA. And they are not beyond abusing their janny "power" to deny anyone with a differing opinion. If you say anthing they dont like you will find yourself thread banned. I bet this very message gets banned.

I have strong suspicions that he's Chinese or one of the lesser Chinese subfactions.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is now free to speak his daughter's name

https://archive.is/8HzNd

 

[alan thicke]

“And was there when she was born”

was he there? I thought I remembered meigh driving herself up there because he had to “do his show” then he didn’t do his show but didn’t get up there until after the kid was born anyway

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph's "give me sympathy" posts are always interesting because he continuously becomes less sympathetic over time. If his restraining order was lifted a month ago and he had posted this it would have been slightly more sympathetic. He wouldn't be talking about going to Colombia for "teen pornstars" and he'd have one less instance of flaggotry under his belt after getting his shit pushed in by PWR. If it were to be lifted a month from now instead it would be less sympathetic because who knows what stupid shit he'll get up to?

It's fun to watch.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

It's pretty much confirmed that Ralph is impotent and can't satisfy women which is why he even admitted to paying a Mexican gigolo to fuck May in the Ass while he watched.

He fucked her raw and I even paid to watch if you wanna know the truth about it

 

[Three4Free]

Holy shit. This dude is still alive?
But... how?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Literally none of those things are true.

Ralph was not there when she was born. Pantsu drove alone from VA to NY while about to give birth so she could deliver Rozy in NY where her parents provided her with everything needed to care for a child because Ralph only provided a single onesie from Lisbon Portugal. In fact Jessie provided more to Rozy.

He did not pay for her life, Harry Morris did. Ralph provided her a single onesie, and a replacement 130USD stroller after he lost the one Harry Morris gave them when he was forcibly removed from a flight. Harry gave pantsu an allowance, so she could care for herself, the baby, and Rozy. This is how she got food for Rozy. They let the kid stay in the clothes provided by Harry when she had grown out of them, until Harry provided more clothes on Rozy's birthday. Ralph still had only provided the Lisbon onesie.

Ralph did not help raise her. He did not care for her, change a diaper, make her a bottle, put her to sleep, nothing. He yelled at her to shut the fuck up when she cried, called her a bitch, blew vape smoke in her face, and threatened to kill her mother while she crawled around in literal filth and was ate alive by bugs.

Let us not forget driving her around without a car seat while drunk and on Xanax.

 

[porkWellington]

Sorry Pantsu, Ralph made a "heartfelt" Post on Twitter, you gotta go back to Merida.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dont worry. AltisticRight is a an austistic retard who hates anyone who says anything they dont fully endorse. I'm waiting for the FOIA. And they are not beyond abusing their janny "power" to deny anyone with a differing opinion. If you say anthing they dont like you will find yourself thread banned. I bet this very message gets banned.

Spoiler: Off-topic wrangling of ESL tard

You are an annoying faggot and all you do is evangelise a gambling degenerate. Jannies of the Rekieta thread have given your ilk of niggers more than enough chances to either stay on topic or shut the fuck up when you have nothing to say. Your ESL self can't help but bitch and moan each time someone you don't approve of gets mentioned in community happenings. Now you're turning around and accusing me of that? Literally no one else cries about benign happenings posts more than you do. Why didn't you @ me? Kill yourself. Go back to your degen gambler nontent's boring thread.
Go open up something here to sooth your butthurt: https://kiwifarms.st/forums/talk-to-staff.26/
You atroturfed an entire one-sided faggot war because you're a dumb ESL nigger. You couldn't even take light banter, I've misspelt Colombia numerous times too. Are you autistic?

Why are you even posting on our board?

8 posts total, 4 bitching about the one community happenings post.
One sperging about the intricacies of brown mullato spiks.
3 were on topic.
It's obvious that you don't care about the Sektur. You need to leave. You need to go back. You're worse than a dentractor.

The Sektur RULES. Bish. Ethan Ralph or Destiny, or even Nicholas Rekieta will win LOTY this year.
I'm sorry that you suck.

You're fine, you havent criticized the lard and the tard yet.

Im not saying its that mod per se, just that I have never seen so much aggressive jannying on this site other than that thread.

I'm probably the only one that turned a blind eye to the all caps because I found it to be hilarious. I told a few people to shut the fuck up about it because it'll only make it worse. By far I'm one of the most hands-off jannies.
All this user does is bitch about happenings posts not to his liking. He wouldn't know who tard and lard is and WHAT HAPPENED ON 2/28/2019.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

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Literally none of those things are true.

Ralph was not there when she was born. Pantsu drove alone from VA to NY while about to give birth so she could deliver Rozy in NY where her parents provided her with everything needed to care for a child because Ralph only provided a single onesie from Lisbon Portugal. In fact Jessie provided more to Rozy.

He did not pay for her life, Harry Morris did. Ralph provided her a single onesie, and a replacement 130USD stroller after he lost the one Harry Morris gave them when he was forcibly removed from a flight. Harry gave pantsu an allowance, so she could care for herself, the baby, and Rozy. This is how she got food for Rozy. They let the kid stay in the clothes provided by Harry when she had grown out of them, until Harry provided more clothes on Rozy's birthday. Ralph still had only provided the Lisbon onesie.

Ralph did not help raise her. He did not care for her, change a diaper, make her a bottle, put her to sleep, nothing. He yelled at her to shut the fuck up when she cried, called her a bitch, blew vape smoke in her face, and threatened to kill her mother while she crawled around in literal filth and was ate alive by bugs.

Let us not forget driving her around without a car seat while drunk and on Xanax.

You don't get it- he was there is spirit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph was not there when she was born. Pantsu drove alone from VA to NY while about to give birth so she could deliver Rozy in NY where her parents provided her with everything needed to care for a child because Ralph only provided a single onesie from Lisbon Portugal. In fact Jessie provided more to Rozy.

I would bet he lost the stroller intentionally just to shove it in his father in law's face. He's a petty vindictive little piggy that puts a tumblr teenager blogger to shame. Justpiggythings.

He did not care for her, change a diaper, make her a bottle, put her to sleep, nothing.

Ethan Ralph even said changing diapers was the lowly duty of a woman, no man should change HIS OWN INFANT'S diaper.
I still cannot understand the logic here. Ethan Ralph loves poop, he fish truffles out of Faith Vickers' starfish.