🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

If Ralph is live and no one is around to archive it, did it really happen?

If nobody watches Ralph is he still a faggot?

Answer: yes.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

They can still garnish wages and find you even if you don't file taxes. But luckily for Ralph he doesn't have a real wage he just begs for donations.

Wages? Those are tips, Bish! And tips are TTTTAXXXXX FREEEEEE!!!!

 

[Rage Pig]

When I first saw Piggertits announcing the RETURN of Henrik Palmgren TO THE KILLSTREAM for the first time in YEARS I wasn't convinced that this would finally kick-start the long promised rebuilding of the legendary show.
When I then saw that the Killstream Live account not only quote tweeted the Piggertits post, but also added the information that this was a HUGE RETURN FOR THE KILLSTREAM I began to doubt my judgment.
I the end it was Piggertits retweeting the Killstream quote tweet of the Piggertits tweet that fully convinced me - the Killstream is back baby and it's going to be glorious!
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Just tuned in to check on the HUGE RETURN FOR THE KILLSTREAM and Henrik Palmgren is live on air now, but only with his voice. Don't know if he has tech issues, it's just a black screen. During the 2 minutes I watched he was talking bland shit about white nationalism like it's 2016. Piggertits seemed to have trouble to not fall asleep. 270 viewers indicate just how HUGE this is.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's so over Sektursisters. The Menace of Minnesota is back to coping and seething on stream. People are watching and sending gay hate donations, eagerly awaiting his relapse (as if he was ever sober). It looks like the Scourge of Spicer is going for a three peat. Ethan Ralph yet again denied his RIGHTFUL crown.

Henrik Palmgren

Who?
That redice retard?
I still can't forgive them for propagating the retard alt-soyence drivel on the great man known as Nikola Tesla.
Irrelevant. Stream.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ethan Ralph yet again denied his RIGHTFUL crown.

Piggertits the 200 viewers streamer bows before his master, he understands that he's just a little piece of excrement in comparison to the mighty Balldo.

It tells it how it see it - Howard Cosell - stable change.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

How Ralph sees it? Either with blurred double vision or with a haze of hallucinatory unreality.

 

[AltisticRight]

Piggertits the 200 viewers streamer bows before his master, he understands that he's just a little piece of excrement in comparison to the mighty Balldo.

Wow, a man who had over 100k live viewers at a time now got numbers lower than any MATI stream, SUCH A WIN.

 

[porkWellington]

 

[AltisticRight]

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Not even Grace Thorp the father fucker whore would have sex with Ethan Ralph .

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Not even Grace Thorp the father fucker whore would have sex with Ethan Ralph .

She's fat too. Less fat than him but still fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

She's fat too. Less fat than him but still fat.

Ethan Ralph likes them fat, just look at Nora and Faith.
Though, she's not Brown. That might have been a major turnoff.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Piggertits the 200 viewers streamer bows before his master, he understands that he's just a little piece of excrement in comparison to the mighty Balldo.
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It tells it how it see it - Howard Cosell - stable change.
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Ralph should know better than anyone that a single episode of stupidity doesn't completely cause a following to vanish. It takes a special mixture of arrogance, lack of self awareness, inability to learn from mistakes and time to completely demolish a large following. As the posterchild for this sort of thing you'd think Ralph would have figured that out.

 

[HackerX]

Not even Grace Thorp the father fucker whore would have sex with Ethan Ralph .

I suspect that fact is hitting Ralph harder than he'd ever admit. Grace fits the exact stereotype of woman he's had any "success" with. (i.e., trainwreck and interacts with him) She's not only outright rejecting Piggly Wiggly's mating calls but publicly made fun of his private advances. Ralph, being a hypersensitive BPD woman that hates women, is definitely cryseething any time she posts his communications.

Ralph should know better than anyone that a single episode of stupidity doesn't completely cause a following to vanish. It takes a special mixture of arrogance, lack of self awareness, inability to learn from mistakes and time to completely demolish a large following. As the posterchild for this sort of thing you'd think Ralph would have figured that out.

Why would he? He's living the Ralphamale lifestyle in a luxurious Mexican shack. Ralph may have been kicked off 5 streaming platforms. Ralph may have had 20+ pills stteams, several of which where there was serious debate he was going to die on stream. Ralph may be streaming himself watching CNN, reading the Kiwifarms to 10 people for 8 hours a day, and creating imaginary donations so that he can keep a pointless goal streak alive.

Ralph is just that much of a Ralphamale that he'd trade hosting a nightly panel with e-friends, to bullshit around and rake in thousands, for this fabulous lifestyle. I mean, have you ever visited a Mexican Burger King?

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Ralph may have been kicked off 5 streaming platforms

And banned from 109 payment processors.

 

[sufferhorse]

ralph, i guarantee you that if you go to colombia, metokur will definitely cover you in his next stream, and probably even call in to the killstream. but you have to make it degenerate.

 

[Jang Joo]

She's fat too. Less fat than him but still fat.

Now this is what it's like when gunts colliiiiiide

 

[Gator_Aids]

Now this is what it's like when gunts colliiiiiide

Can you imagine the sound of those gunts slapping? That is nightmare ASMR.

I had no intention of double posting, but this merits it.

Ralph is planning a new gay event in a stupid place. We are so back.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is planning a new gay event in a stupid place. We are so back.

You know you're in a recession when Ralph has to advertise being invited into a strangers home as a wrestling event.

 

[JAKL II]

SOON.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Maybe now is a good time to remember that Ralph drugged and sexually abused IP2 Alice and then stole her phone. Just a reminder that sometimes, this man isn't all that funny.