🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 326 92.6%

  • Total voters
    352
Why would he? He's living the Ralphamale lifestyle in a luxurious Mexican shack.
I want to say spending your entire life in front of a computer pilled out and drunk isn’t a flex or a lifestyle but I acknowledge that for Ralph this is the ultimate being as he’s lived the same way his entire life except for school and prison. No friends, no companionship just the warm glow of a computer and people give you money as a matter of fact! For a normal human this would be some form of torture but for Ralph he’s just a pig in shit and man he’s eating good!
 
Ralph makes videos and tweets claiming to do everything in his power to see his children.

A random Twitter account tells him to go to Columbia and bang captive women and he’s already making plans.

It is insane to think that the legacy he is leaving his children is radioactive and will probably affect them for the worse. I imagine finding out your long lost father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. Fucking Yikes.
 
Sorry, but even Colombian sex-trafficking victims aren't going to let you touch them, Ralph. You couldn't even get to first base with Pantsuela.
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I imagine finding out your long lost father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. Fucking Yikes.
This is why they need to let normies go on Who Do You Think You Are?. I don't give a shit what long line of jews Courtney Cox is descended from, I want to watch the shock register on Xander Vicker's face in real time as he watches a supercut of his long dead father spazzing out on the Killstream.
Not convinced that he's not a lying little piggy, to afraid to visit Medellin. He posted this before these two tweets.
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Is that a real Hulk Hogan tweet? Because it reads shockingly close to Ralph's interpretation of English.
 
Is that a real Hulk Hogan tweet?
It is real. Search says so, at least
Because it reads shockingly close to Ralph's interpretation of English
Answer to that is simple - he has a mentality of 12 year old as he likes to think that what Hogan wrote isn't performance and hyping up his hulkamania events for the public.
 
Sorry, but even Colombian sex-trafficking victims aren't going to let you touch them, Ralph. You couldn't even get to first base with Pantsuela.
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Bruh he’s so gross

I am vomit.


imagine finding out your long lost father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. Fucking Yikes.
I honestly feel a weird kinda anxiousness thinking about his kids reading about him. It’s weird reading about your family.

I once had to read a long email chain pertaining to a family member, and it’s a very odd and strange feeling seeing people talk about someone related to you and having them write about things you had no idea about. (Granted, I new this family member very well, unlike Ralph’s kids).

I couldn’t imagine reading about anyone I’m related too via KiwiFarms. It must be such a weird mind melt learning that your father is a fucking tremendous Lolcow who didn’t leave you anything except poor genes, debt and a propensity towards anal rape.
 
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