🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Seaside Ronin]

Ralph could be in the North Pole and still behind a laptop reading this forum.

As much as he claims to hate Josh and the Farms he's on here more than any of us are.

 

[Um...]

"AHHM SORREH, LINX. ARE YA PROUD OF MEH FOR CHECKIN' IN THIS TIME? BAYBEH, COME BACK, BISH!"View attachment 7304142

Gotta have that long-sleeved black jacket on in 98 degree weather cause he’s a badass, BISH.

 

[Pelican Bones]

"Out in Colombia having the time of my life with a bunch of pornography prostitutes and $15,000. They're all just out of frame, laughing too."

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

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[AltisticRight]

So he didn't bang any females, no oiling up wrestlers, no pillstream. What was the fucking point.

Well. It really depends on how you define the word "female".

 

[jewsernotfound]

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wouldn't be a Ralphavideo without him being so unbelievably horny and alone that he comments on potential jailbait...this niggers brain is completely rotten from all his "research" in the pornography industry for all those lengthy years.

you'd think getting BTFO'd by Sammy this week would hold him over, but the man has no coom-control

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Ralph wears so many accessories to hide his grotesque nature. He's only a step away from wearing Darkman style bandages in public.

 

[Xev]

Ralph wears so many accessories to hide his grotesque nature. He's only a step away from wearing Darkman style bandages in public.

He dresses like an aging wigger.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Both boards should've been purged. Nick's become boring so 1 thread suffices. This and the "Killstream" thread are the only explicitly Ralph threads with traffic, Fuentes and the Thorps should've been moved for a while now.

I petition Null to turn the sektur into the washed up has beens board

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ahahaha his Big Trip was such an embarrassing flop he had to cut it short and come back early. What happened to Ralphamania 2, Piggy? Now the question is, was it voluntary or did Hunter the Teen Porn king get tired of him moping around the apartment and kick him out?

Most likely they saw him for what he was and kicked him out. Never thought I’d say this but hopefully the Kino Casino reaches out and gets an interview. (And with what went down in Vegas hopefully those two and some super chatters don’t fly to Colombia)

 

[Red Dye #5]

ONCE AGAIN THE RALPHAMALE RALPHATHUMBS THE BROKE DICK FARMS

 

[Niggernerd]

>tfw you can't live in the 3rd world or visit the 4th world
Ralphamales feasting

 

[30+GameOvers]

So he didn't bang any females, no oiling up wrestlers, no pillstream. What was the fucking point.

He met several more future a-logs, at least one of which was seriously considering beating his ass there. 5 Star Days, bish!

Ahahaha his Big Trip was such an embarrassing flop he had to cut it short and come back early. What happened to Ralphamania 2, Piggy? Now the question is, was it voluntary or did Hunter the Teen Porn king get tired of him moping around the apartment and kick him out?

At any rate, he’s back early to hell on earth Messico
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Where he spends every waking hour streaming to 200-something viewers and flies 2000 miles each way to get a 2 hour supervised visit with lil Xanny, pretending like that’s a huge W.

What a sad little piggy life.

*20 something viewers
bots don't count

 

[jewsernotfound]

He met several more future a-logs, at least one of which was seriously considering beating his ass there. 5 Star Days, bish!

*20 something viewers
bots don't count

yea its all but confirmed that ralph operates with anywhere from 160-170 bots per stream. they linger in chat after the streams end and leave at a rate of 1 per minute, like clockwork. every time.

so yeah, when he's showing 200, it's closer to 20 real people with the multiplier bringing it right around 200

 

[30+GameOvers]

yea its all but confirmed that ralph operates with anywhere from 160-170 bots per stream. they linger in chat after the streams end and leave at a rate of 1 per minute, like clockwork. every time.

so yeah, when he's showing 200, it's closer to 20 real people with the multiplier bringing it right around 200

It was like that during the Cozy.tv days too, except he probably didn't need to pay for them back then. Nick made sure the multiplier was built into the framework of the site itself.
Boy, I bet piggy wishes he didn't holler at the catboy right about now, he could sure use some extra streaming bucks!

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I'm disappointed there's no Gunted content but at the same time I'm not sure watching Ralph thumb a tranny's asshole would hit the same. Although maybe he thumbed Ralph's asshole as a form of dominance.

$15,000 Minimum!

Ok Ralph, so why didn't you then? It was supposed to be Ralphamania 2 but instead you posted a pic of a tranny you were supplied as some sort of flex?

 

[jewsernotfound]

It was like that during the Cozy.tv days too, except he probably didn't need to pay for them back then. Nick made sure the multiplier was built into the framework of the site itself.
Boy, I bet piggy wishes he didn't holler at the catboy right about now, he could sure use some extra streaming bucks!

he just HAD to scam the groypers for plane tickets...

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'm disappointed there's no Gunted content but at the same time I'm not sure watching Ralph thumb a tranny's asshole would hit the same. Although maybe he thumbed Ralph's asshole as a form of dominance.

Oh, it's out there somewhere, probably locked behind some paid membership for a truly islamic fetish porn site. Hunter IS getting something out of it no matter what it takes, it's just that I doubt we will ever see that footage reach the light of day.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He clocked Ethan as a broke bitch with no clout weeks ago and made the business decision to cash in on an exclusive kino casino stream, splitting the profit 75/25. he bothered to do any research on Ralph this might have happened. I think he

My theory is Hunter didn’t become an alog until he met Ralph IRL. Hunter is not a reader or research type of guy. He would have googled Ralph, seen a bunch of results, decided he must be some legit e-celeb. I’m sure Hunter thinks 90% of the stuff online about himself is bullshit by haters, so he’d be more likely than most to brush off giant red flags and bad press, or even take it as a positive indicator. Any attention is good attention, right?

He probably thought he and Ralph might have a lot in common and Ralph would have encouraged him to think that.

Then he meets Gunt in the flesh. A 5’1, turkey neck, sloppy, smelly, balding, sniveling dork with bad skin. Hunter is now offended Ralph even insinuated they were alike.

From Ralph’s hot mic it would also seem insult was added to injury upon discovering Ralph was not a baller, but a broke bitch. I’m sure Hunter would have gotten over his disappointment of a flabby, sloppy, stinky manlet arriving if said started throwing money around, but Ralph was just there to mooch.

There must have been some assumption Ralph would be kicking something back to be put up and use Hunter’s apartment as the Killstream streaming HQ. But when Hunter realized he had a mooch on his hands Ralph got the cuck couch and scared to stream.

Besides fear of other men I think Ralph only streamed once because the tiny audience and superchats were humiliating and underwhelming. He might have mentioned splitting his streaming profits 50/50 while there but it would have just been more humiliation to beg and watch Fox News in Hunter’s living room all day for $70.

“I missed out on $15k a day by not streaming this week” tweet was a whole new cope level. Hunter must be so confused. He expected the big time streamer to come over and rake in the bucks with KS live from Colombia! Instead he got a mooch that sat, sulked and stared at everyone from the cuck couch for three days and didn’t stream at all.

 

[30+GameOvers]

“I missed out on $15k a day by not streaming this week” tweet was a whole new cope level. Hunter must be so confused. He expected the big time streamer to come over and rake in the bucks with KS live from Colombia! Instead he got a mooch that sat, sulked and stared at everyone from the cuck couch for three days and didn’t stream at all.

When you are told to expect an internet superstar to come on over, but when you drive to the airport you're met with a farm animal instead, we like to call it a "practical prank".
Except in this case, an actual pig would have been preferable since he could at least butcher it.