🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[squirrely dan]

This could be an interesting arc.

Yeah he better hold on to his man purse this time around.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Literally the moment that guy moves away Ralph fixes his camera to have her complete body on screen. And to confirm that he was doing this to goon to her later, he just HAS to close the video with "Wow, look at the thighs..." is she even an adult? What a pig

 

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Literally the moment that guy moves away Ralph fixes his camera to have her complete body on screen. And to confirm that he was doing this to goon to her later, he just HAS to close the video with "Wow, look at the thighs..." is she even an adult? What a pig

He’s at that age and that physiognomy where the plumbing just doesn’t work any more, even with pharmaceutical help. He’s 40 going on 60 years old, a flabby, out of shape former deathfat alcoholic benzo addict smoker with a sedentary lifestyle and bad diet. I doubt he can get the little ralphaweenie up anymore, or maybe can but not for long. My sad experience with such an individual is that the less they are able to ‘perform’ the more obsessed and fixated they are on S E X. Hence we have ralph fantasizing and gooning over any woman he encounters in real life or sees on the street or in an airport. He fits the profile perfectly.

 

[deeman]

LOL! You live in a third world country, little piggy, what's the matter? Can't drink water right from the tap? Your open toilets looks like the whole Woodstock people came and took a shit before you, What's the matter little piggy? I can look at a turd in Kenya and point and say it's more fantastic of a turd than you get in America, no one who live in the west are impressed, they are conserned... How long can a little first world piggy get by in the third world? Easy answer; You won't

Have fun in this shithole you created for yourself, and from the bottom of my heart, thank you! Oh god thank you, for making it easy for us,instead of living in the US and live on taxpayer money you voluntarerly got rid of yourself and fled to a country more suiting for you, a pigsty for the pig, thanks for trotting yourself there and make it their problems! MAGA!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He tagged the Colombian guys in the $15k ralphantasy tweet to help sell the narrative he told them: I could make a lot of money if I wanted to but I don't even need to and would rather just hang out with you guys.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, Ralph flew to Colombia, faked his death, cowered in front of some spic, then tried to flex banging a tranny and let me tell you... I just didn't care.

So boring.

 

[sufferhorse]

screaming about lolicon in the middle of the biggest mexican airports. He just doesnt understand how out of society he is. a modern quasimodo.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

What a ripoff. I was expecting a big beatdown on the porkfuck for lying about his internet reach and earnings.

Guess the cokehead wannabe pimp decided to cut his losses and send the swine packing back to his shithole with the warning to never cross paths with him again.

 

[break these cuffs]

You know, Ralph flew to Colombia, faked his death, cowered in front of some spic, then tried to flex banging a tranny and let me tell you... I just didn't care.

So boring.

All of that sounds exciting except for the fact that we got nearly zero content out of it. We had to do all the heavy lifting. All Gunt did was sit on the cuck stool. It's an absolute travesty. Think of the unhinged streams a true Ralphamale would have done.

He's pathetic. The content was there. All he had to do was be brave enough to hit Go Live. Pathetic.

 

[porkWellington]

Normally I expect the tried and true vague RalphaCope, something like "I was just fixing the camera", puts enough plausible deniability in it for some idiot to follow, and I'm sure he will say it, but he literally says "look at those thighs" to double down lol

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Tweeting at Harry again.

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Also replying to his own tweets then retweeting the reply.

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[HackerX]

Besides fear of other men I think Ralph only streamed once because the tiny audience and superchats were humiliating and underwhelming. He might have mentioned splitting his streaming profits 50/50 while there but it would have just been more humiliation to beg and watch Fox News in Hunter’s living room all day for $70.

I'd lol out loud if Ralph tried to use donations as a selling point for him visiting. I get the idea of faking donations for da goal to own the alogs. Yeah, it's practically retarded in every aspect, but it helps Ralph convince Ralph he's not as big of a loser that he is. But you're not supposed to leverage fake donations to the point where someone else is expecting them to be real.

Tweeting at Harry again.
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Also replying to his own tweets then retweeting the reply.

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Rly makes u think how "show feet" is a term of endearment at this point, yet Ralph will come cling to anything to own Harry. I guess making stream after stream, xeet after xeet, hollerin' at Harry "The Foot" Morris about never seeing his grandchild again going the totally fucking opposite direction really does a number to the psyche.

 

[break these cuffs]

Tweeting at Harry again.

Tweets the man who livestreamed himself viewing CSAM and jerking off to a 14 year old.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Tweets the man who livestreamed himself viewing CSAM and jerking off to a 14 year old.

he should just ask harry and pantsu for recommendations instead of playing coy

 

[timewave0]

To me, it would be funniest if:

• Ralph had a genuinely great time in Colombia;
• Ralph had sex with a beautiful Colombian woman without paying, and he performed memorably;
• Ralph gets an unexpected discount on a 500 count bottle of Xanax from a Tijuana pharmacy;
• Ralph has an amazing visit with his son Xander, who definitely knows and loves him.

The reasoning is pretty simple — by natural law, any success Ralph experiences must necessarily be followed by a catastrophe of equal magnitude. The key is he has to believe he’s winning.

 

[HackerX]

The key is he has to believe he’s winning.

That is not a high bar to reach. (Well, not physically at least. He's 5'1 after all.) The man thinks he's a heel in some wrestling promotion that only exists in his mind.

 

[jewsernotfound]

he wishes he was in some wrestling program, but gunty knows the reality is that his life is more like a telenovela soap opera called Daze of Our Gunt

 

[joebobmurphy]

Says the dude who beat off to Soph on livestream.

 

[Obscura539]

Imagine arguing with randoms on Twitter about your height coping. Ralph is usually the smallest man in any given group photo.

 

[northstar747]

My sad experience with such an individual is that the less they are able to ‘perform’ the more obsessed and fixated they are on S E X. Hence we have ralph fantasizing and gooning over any woman he encounters in real life or sees on the street or in an airport. He fits the profile perfectly.

.....and just like that....i have new insight into my grandfathers behavoir. I thought he was a weird dirty old man.

Then again he was in his 80s what the fuck is ralph excuse