🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

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It is truly astounding how Ralph rewrites everything in his past. He treated his mother like garbage and enjoyed doing it. We all heard how he was toward her.

Also I am pretty sure he used rapturously wrong because he is a fucking retard.
Ralph won’t even have a state check waiting for him as he gets older.
Probably not something Ethan will have to worry about. Once the keeeeeelstream stops making enough money to support his lavish corrugated metal shed lifestyle he will kill himself either intentionally or through trying some kind of crime.
 

His mom was only born in 1957?! That poor woman. That is not what early-mid 60s looks like (assuming pic is from 2021 or close to it). The stress and crude cruelty of Ethan as a son aged her 25 unhappy years.

And also, if that pic is from 2021, jfc he's gone (further) downhill hard and fast (⏰). Pull up, Ethan.

But also...Ralph, if you're getting and listening to her advice in your dreams, she's trolling you.
 
Ralph, do you remember yelling at your mom that she should walk to dialysis because it wasn't even hot outside? If not, don't worry. There's a recording of it. You can holler about it being your "lowest moment" all you want, but that doesn't absolve you. Was she using her walker then, Ralph?

Oh well, at least your mom spent her dying moments surrounded by loved ones. Wait. NVM. Scratch that. She died alone in a hospital. You were 35 and lived with her your entire life (other than when incarcerated), but you couldn't be there for her then? Well shucks.

At least you treated her remains respectfully after she died. Uhh, oh. I got that one wrong too. You left her urn under the care of Harry Morris? Don't you hate that guy? And the urn was transported to a storage unit that you haven't visited in years, by a former friend who also hasn't talked to you in years? Do you even have access to it? YEESH. Urns aren't that big and kinda easy to carry. What could have possibly been more important to bring with you when you moved to a Mexico? A bowling trophy? A bowling trophy you gave to yourself? Priorities, I guess.

At least Sandra is getting nice xeets from her son. It's the least we could do. As a mattah of facc, it's all he did, if yewww wanna know da troof about it.
 
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Just got off the phone with Sandra, she sent me a picture of her current location. IMG_4519.webp
Looks lovely!
 
Ralph is not even really interesting to poke anymore. I feel bad for all the people who donated because the last hour he made maybe 130$, and his reaction to any super chat regardless of content was "Fuck you, kill yourself." then skipped.

No stamina.
P much. He was doing that to the "RIP Sandra" donos too. Pillstreams on their own aren't enough anymore. He needs some sort of ongoing confrontation to holler about to make it interesting.
 
>Gonzo Live

Nigger, you are not Gonzo. You know nothing about Gonzo. You can't write Gonzo.

Why?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T TAKE PART IN ANYTHING. YOU SIT ON YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS IN A TIN SHACK IN MEXICO.

THAT AIN'T GONZO.

Hunter S. Thompson wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
He thinks Gonzo means just getting loaded because all he knows about HST is the drug binge from Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas.

Current era Vice media is more gonzo than Ralph is. The rape factory tranny has more journalistic credibility than Ethan Ralph and the Killstream.
 
A few notes:
-Ahh yes. It wasn't a pill/booze binge, it was Gonzo journalism.

- He's still afraid of the potential reprocrussions of streaming the Memphis micro. You can tell because he keeps mentioning it.

- I think he forgot for a second how old Xander is turning and backing off the Amazon wishlist idea since he's rich now. He still may do it though because Ralph loves his son so much.

--- Kinda thinking down the line here, but I wonder how his refusal to call Xander anything other than Alexander is going to affect the piglet as he grows up. Kids are perceptive.

+ Xander: "Mommy, why does that fat, old woman you drop me off for an hour every few months always call me Alexander?"

+ Faith: " Well Xander, let me tell you about your dad and Odyssey."

+ Xander: " Mommy, is that what Rozy's name rhymes with Cozy.tv?"

+ Faith: " Something like that, son."

- LOL. He believes he could make 500k a year if he stuck with the Gonzo journalism. Let's do some quick math. There are about 260 weekdays in a year (let's assume he never misses a stream, ROFL) and that he averages 1k in true n' honest donations. Yeah, 1k is well above his average this week, but less pretend math. Hrm, 260k isn't quite 500k, but close enough. This is also assuming he doesn't die and pillstream interest doesn't naturally fade.

- He's "built different". He's right about that one! Not everyone can have such a grotesque body and isolate themselves in Mehico while their life goes to shit.

- He's doubling down that the binge was a masterful work because it brought in money. I love it. Imagine getting to a point in life where you HAVE to get absolutely fucked up to make a livable wage, and you know it.
 
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