🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[PhoBingas]

Imagine if the pig croaks in jail, just like CRP.

I'm not sure what's worse, getting beaten to death by piggers or dying of drug withdrawal in a dry cell.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I love the “AH DUNNO IF IT’S FROM NY OR CA!”

Gee, I don’t know. But since you showed that revenge pr0n 3 times I’m guessing it’s coming from CA. I don’t know of anything that dumbass has done to Pantsu of late.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

His whole life is just suffering

 

[Gorilla Man]

Why did they detain him though?

Does he have any open arrest warrants?
Is this about him getting fucked up on stream and showing the video of Faith getting gunted?
Did the IRS finally caught up to his crimes?

Why does he even bother travelling so much, if he doesn't have any money?

 

[Gator_Aids]

Enjoy prison, piggy child.
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[NotreallyPutin]

Why did they detain him though?

 

[There She Glows]

I love the “AH DUNNO IF IT’S FROM NY OR CA!”

Gee, I don’t know. But since you showed that revenge pr0n 3 times I’m guessing it’s coming from CA. I don’t know of anything that dumbass has done to Pantsu of late.

Well he did threaten to kill her and her father recently in a drunk pilled out piggy rage.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Next stop El Salvador.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Why does he even bother travelling so much, if he doesn't have any money?

“AH WEEL SEE MAH SUHN, TH’ APPLE UV MAH EYE, WHO IS THE SPIITIN’ IMAGE OF ME EVEN THOUGH AH CAN’T SHOW YOU ALL A PITCHER UV HEEM, WHO IS SO FUNNY AN’ LAHTS UP A ROOM WHENEVER AH ENTER BUT WEEL HAVE TA KEEP DOIN’ THESE VISITS IF HE EVER DECAHDS HE DOESN’T WANT TO BECAUSE TH’ COURT SAYS SO, BUT HE REALLY REALLY WANTS TO AN’ TOL’ ME SO!”

Well he did threaten to kill her and her father recently in a drunk pilled out piggy rage.

True, but honestly I’d think that more a case of being served with more restraining orders than being “detained” wouldn’t it?

 

[Lazy guy]

But Ralph said that he wouldn't face consequences because of the intent, mother fucker, there was no intent. Do you understand?

 

[W@rui]

Enjoy prison, piggy child.
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This is what I voted for.

 

[JAKL II]

Lets fucking go! It's always funny when Piggertits think niggermagic will absolve him of all his problems that he himself causes but forgets that hes not actually a nigger just functionally one so niggermagic doesn't work.

 

[free_protons4u]

Does the pig have any active restraining orders? My understanding is no...

Arguments in favor of the pig in the pen:
- shitting bricks while pilled out trying to convince himself that he won't get in trouble, eventually capititulating to "well even if I do get arrested I'll beat the charges"
- countless episode of various threats to rape/murder/whatever in the past pillweek

Arguments against the pig in the pen:
- would customs really detain him but let him keep his phone unsupervised?
- I don't think accidentally showing rp is anywhere close to criminal even if he did accidentally flip back to it briefly. Saddest words in the English language - the pig is right, intent matters and there's clearly not intent.
- long history of faggot "works"

 

[Die For Me!]

Does this mean Ralph will finally redeem his 90 day streak in Stearns county jail?

 

[Red Frida]

Which sequential hour of meeting time with Xander is this jeopardizing for Ethan? He's spent less than 24 hours of lifetime contact with his son, right?

 

[The Ancestor]

and having daddy Dick write Harry an email

Late as fuck, but I was very active in the Ralph board after the metokur meltdown.
I don’t fully recall this, anyone got a link?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

God damn it, Ralph. I told you to livestream losing your phone. I guess there's always next time.

 

[porkWellington]

It's a work you trick ass marks

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe it was just a routine drug stop. Ralph was probably carrying enough xannies on him to supply SD county for a day.

It's more likely some criminal revenge p I mean a copyright matter.

I can't wait to hear how bad DHS jail is, and the heel turn on trump will be great to watch. Assuming he lives (those withdrawals are no joke).

 

[RodgerDodger]

Can't customs also pop you if you have vast amounts of unpaid income tax?