🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

See he’ll string her along promising a USA visa until he gets that marriage he needs, then it’s her tough luck once she finally figures it out. It’ll be too late.

There is still the small matter of Meigh. AFAIA, she's still officially Mrs Gunt.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the newest bangmaid is vaguely Nora-looking.

 

[Rage Pig]

That’s only good for four years.

It is necessary for perm. residency once his four years is up.

He's still married to the horse and bigamy is illegal in Mexico, with a maximum penalty of five years in prison plus fines. If he lies to his new child bride about this:

"If the person with whom the bigamist contracts the second marriage is unaware of the prior marriage, the penalties may be higher than if that person was aware."

Looking forward to the El Salvador arc, knowing how uncomfortable piggy became when filmed by ip2 streamers for a few minutes it'll be glorious. I'm also suspecting that they didn't invite him because he's such a famous internet superstar, but because they know that he's a vile ragepig and are planning to really fuck with him once he's caught in a foreign country at the mercy of his hosts.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She looks like a child.

Did Ralph even check that ID to make sure she's of the age she claims? This is disgusting.

 

[Bumpkin Boozehound]

Senorita thinks Ralph is going to get robbed and beaten by MS13 and thrown in jail by Bukele in El Salvador. Has she been reading the farms?
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This is the most absurd thing Ralph has done in a while.

 

[Fausto]

Thats a real fetching looking senorita if you wanna know the troof about it ayylawgs.

 

[Big Mommy]

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Dunno if she is a keeper but Ralph is definitely acting like a Finder. Calling her bish is just how the Ralphamale shows his love and tries to convince us that it is an actual female instead of a shaved Ali Jamal.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I can't believe he chose this ugly little runt over that super hot Colombian pornstar who fell in love with him

 

[Elmo]

I can't believe he chose this ugly little runt over that super hot Colombian pornstar who fell in love with him

She's just waiting for him in Colombia to pick up their 9+ hour conversation again, aylawg. If I had to guess, it's probably Hunter Moore who owes the Ralphamale money for his sleazy sex vacation in a third world shithole!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I’ll say it. Meigh looked better than this goblina

 

[sufferhorse]

is she missing a tooth on that video or am i crazy?

LITERAL child bride btw.

Would not be surprised if he bought her for 10 coconuts or something

 

[porkWellington]

That was a rough hostage tape. Unlike the Faith and Pantsu tapes which were obviously scripted by Ralph and made him look like the Chad Puppet Master pulling the strings, this was Ralph trying to be the cool WWE superstar getting shut down by his hostage LIVE ON THE ILLUSTRIOUS KILLSTREAM. The delusion and desperation is dripping off him. Whatever their arrangement is, she probably feels some inclination towards not having him suffuh and he's downplaying her concerns. That shit'll have them leaving you while you're gone.

I expect El Salvador to be dry content-wise, similar to Colombia. He's not going to last on their fish tank with everyone speaking Spanish. He's not going to be as "explosive" as he hypes himself up to be because he doesn't rock the boat when he's outside America. He never left the house in Colombia without an escort because he knew he'd get screwed with and at least in Colombia he had a fellow Internet gringo who learned his to adapt to rely on.

 

[Lidl Drip]

LITERAL child bride btw.

Yeah I think the claim she is 19 is very dubious, she looks like she's 13 maximum.

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Dunno if she is a keeper but Ralph is definitely acting like a Finder. Calling her bish is just how the Ralphamale shows his love and tries to convince us that it is an actual female instead of a shaved Ali Jamal.

Yes, child labor is an L, Ralph. And calling the child a bitch even more so. Does this little girl not have a father or mother? Do they know Ralph is having her clean his pigstye and calling her a bitch? Did he legit buy her? This is some fucked up shit.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Senorita thinks Ralph is going to get robbed and beaten by MS13 and thrown in jail by Bukele in El Salvador. Has she been reading the farms?

She looks like an actual child. I hope Ralph has looked at her birth certificate or something.

 

[AndyGuntski]

la goblina hit the jackpot. ralph saved her from a life of selling corn and pinatas on the side of the road

 

[Gulls on Film]

It's time for the "Ralph gets bullied by a tiny Mexican tomboy" arc

 

[Estate]

Ralph is dirt poor, has the physique of a grotesque pig monster, lives in Mexico, talks like a fag and he's borderline retarded and he still managed to get a "spicy latinx" before Gaytor.

Anyway, all this won't matter, as the world will end with the arrival of the 3rd demon baby.

 

[Die For Me!]

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That weird script they read, clearly written by Ralph and grok, was something else. Next time he should rehearse it a few times so it doesn't look so forced.

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THE LORD HUNTER S. THOMPSON HAS SPOKEN!!! You WILL remain Ralphs friend despite his boi wife; at least until he blows his brains out.

 

[porkWellington]

I think this would've been the time to say "her worries were all part of the work, she actually said after recording that I'm going to be fine" then when she leaves him and he gets his head busted open he can claim she led him astray poor Ralphie kicked out of 109+ relationships it's never good fault though

 

[sufferhorse]

back to reading every inch of this site, every minute of the day.

 

[PrestonHolt]

back to reading every inch of this site, every minute of the day.

I'd argue the only times he's not reading it, is when he's balckout drunk/high.