🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[An automatic clown]

while he is at those churches he should pray for forgiveness for forcing Slampig Pey to brutally abort their unborn child.

Ethan the 2nd you where the good one.

RALPH FORCED AN ABORTION ON A MENTALLY UNSTABLE WOMAN HE ABUSED FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS

Where is this posted ? Where did Pey end up ?

 

[FiveStarAce]

what is ralph holding

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You can literally see his brain damage. Ralph has been online, drugged and beaten for so long he unlearned human emotion. What a specimen.

 

[Braphamut]

what is ralph holding

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Drexel's, one must assume.

 

[HackerX]

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Drexel's, one must assume.

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I can't get over how slender his womanly fingers are. It's crazy how they all look like that with the thumb being his power weapon.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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He apparently did it for a flight and some McDonald’s while clogging 2 toilets.

If true, this might be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Second most pathetic thing I've seen would be Mark Mann(pedophile), owner of 8chan's /v/ board agreeing to do an interview with a game journalist who clearly only wanted to do a hitpiece on him and the board, in exchange for Mcdonalds and $100. Piggy didn't even get that, in fact he's bleeding money this trip AND he's getting felted. What a fucking loser! At least Mark got himself a Benjamin so he could buy more slop or video games! Oh, and I doubt Mark clogged any toilets, let alone two, during his interview but I guess I could be wrong. How does that even happen in a span of 6 hours?
BTW, that interview was where this iconic photo came from, for anyone interested

 

[Um...]

I can't get over how slender his womanly fingers are. It's crazy how they all look like that with the thumb being his power weapon.

He has tiny little toddler hands.

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/eEb92

https://archive.is/UL50F

What a fucking shit hole holy fuck

 

[Javelin Bee]

What a fucking shit hole holy fuck

Razor wire is just standard housing décor in beautiful El Salvador.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He has tiny little toddler hands.
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For me it’s the legs. Normally fat guys have beefier calves and ankles from a life time of having to walk and move under a load of junk food and excess fat. But not Ralph. He’s got limbs like sticks thanks to a life time of sitting on his ass.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can this guy stop being a gross creep around little girls? He whacked it to soph, he lusted after Rittenhouse's 16-year-old sister, he took creep shots of some Latina's thighs and grovelled at how "good they were" and now this.

Stop being a gross fat pig.

 

[Muad'Dick]

This clown could have made bank out of this. Well, maybe not bank, but at least enough for cat food.

You can take this fat cunt to any country on the planet and he will find a rake to step on and a bridge to burn.

 

[Thomas The Tank Engine]

You can take this fat cunt to any country on the planet and he will find a rake to step on and a bridge to burn.

I guess this is what he means when he calls himself a "ralpha male"

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He talks about the women being hot in a country as he has any right to judge them while he looks the way he does.

They wouldn't even notice his presence other than his smell and wonder why a hild hog is running around eating all the trash around them.

Do we listen to what he considers hot????

We have in fact seen his hit list not one of them is even worth a drunk second look not Nora not faith not mansu horse face not pantsuela one who was an ugly Betty stand in or la goblina de casa de puerco susio

The only thing Ralph know about hot is pissing hot from STDs

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Stop being a gross fat pig.

no.

 

[Die For Me!]

no idea what this is about, looks like IP2 bums paid someone 700 dollars to get Ralph laid?

https://archive.is/B2miM

ACKSHUALLY AH HAD TEW GRANDMAS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT

https://archive.ph/V7S7d

https://archive.ph/K33ot

https://archive.ph/CZIUb

Ralph just assuming his peasant Ali Jamal tier boi wife has a fridge

https://archive.ph/oX9p5

 

[Um...]

“Not gonna spend crazy on the gift” lol he’s a BUM. A BROKE BUM.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

no idea what this is about, looks like IP2 bums paid someone 700 dollars to get Ralph laid?
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https://archive.is/B2miM

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ACKSHUALLY AH HAD TEW GRANDMAS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT
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https://archive.ph/V7S7d

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https://archive.ph/K33ot

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https://archive.ph/CZIUb

Ralph just assuming his peasant Ali Jamal tier boi wife has a fridge
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https://archive.ph/oX9p5

Boy, cheap airport tourist shit for the lady! I bet she will be thrilled. Chicks love it when you totally forget about her until 5 minutes before you get on the plane to return home

 

[Raven-621]

It's so sad to see Gollum Ralph suffering from the loss of Papaw's One Ring...

Smeagthan Gollumver Ralph

 

[Die For Me!]

Smeagthan Gollumver Ralph

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Ralph is never beating the hollering hog allegations
Those pig ears man good lord

 

[Raven-621]

Ralph is never beating the hollering hog allegations
Those pig ears man good lord
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I can’t get past how he looks like a 75 year old toddler lmao