🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

is merrie jayne sexy

You tell me

https://archive.is/kXujE

At least she's a good sport about it

 

[AndyGuntski]

You tell me
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At least she's a good sport about it
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better looking than ralphs goblina child bride

 

[Fannyscum]

is merrie jayne sexy

For a 40-something cat lady Ralph paypig? No.

Spoiler: Uggo

 

[unironicjudiaism]

You tell me
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https://archive.is/kXujE

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Are we sure it's a she?

 

[Um...]

She does look like a bug.

Wow. lol
And what’s with the middle finger in every photo?

 

[Blue Gunty]

She does look like a bug.
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Wow. lol
And what’s with the middle finger in every photo?

this is what every online boomer over the age of 50 does

 

[Um...]

Soulmates

 

[Elmo]

this is what every online boomer over the age of 50 does

Ralph does it too, so no surprise there.

 

[AnZero]

She does look like a bug.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Edit: Suicide soon?

Please don't an hero Ralph. The LOTY 2025 brackets are already packed to the gills, we don't need any more contenders for the crown.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine being so fucking friendless you have to seek approval from a soulless AI that does nothing but harvest your data.

Just end it already.

 

[sufferhorse]

Ralph was planning on dating that bitch too. he was lovebombing the shit outta her and staying at her house every time he went to do BPITU and see Xandah. The problem came when he left the patio lights on at night, and fucked up her entire backyard weed op, mid flower, mind you.

After that she dissapeared from his chat for a while, hasnt fully come back since.

 

[There She Glows]

The problem came when he left the patio lights on at night, and fucked up her entire backyard weed op, mid flower, mind you.

I believe you but do you have a source for this? I searched her name in this thread and there are hints that the bridge was burned in May, but nothing with this version of the story.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph was planning on dating that bitch too. he was lovebombing the shit outta her and staying at her house every time he went to do BPITU and see Xandah. The problem came when he left the patio lights on at night, and fucked up her entire backyard weed op, mid flower, mind you.

After that she dissapeared from his chat for a while, hasnt fully come back since.

lol if true. he's incapable of not fucking over anyone who is stupid enough to show him kindness.

 

[alan thicke]

I always got the impression that he was using her as free transportation and a place to stay after juju said stop coming to my house, but she’s too age appropriate for Ralph to actually admit to anything else

 

[Die For Me!]

Guess who didn't die

https://archive.is/5896z

 

[Schpoots]

Another succesful vacation of ralph humilating himself and only benefiting his greatest enemies. Epic.

 

[porkWellington]

"Cleo and Smoke are happy" guess the señorita is gone

 

[SilkyJohnson]

I think Ralph should make his own fishtank in his shack back in Mexico. Rig a dozen logitech webcams around the hovel and invite a dozen people off the street to live with him for a month.

 

[sufferhorse]

the only thing wasted in that trip was you ralph. hiding in the bathroom to drink. hiding in the hotel to get sloshed. not streaming. not doing anything.

whats even the point?