🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

Neat scoop Ralph, why don't you write a scathing takedown of Pedocur on your website? Also, he outed himself as being subscribed to Jim lol.

It would appear that Ethan Ralph is a HUGE FAN OF THE CUNNOCAST (metocast).

 

[Oliver Onions]

70/30 the interviewers would end up Gunt Guarding and the content would cuck itself.

That's still better odds than the nothing we got because faggot weens wanted to cowtip to own Ralph for e-points.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

That's still better odds than the nothing we got because faggot weens wanted to cowtip to own Ralph for e-points.

Ralph has a big group of alogs on Twitter, they don't give a shit that you're crying about rules on a site they're not on because they fucked with Ralph's streaming opportunities.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ralph has a big group of alogs on Twitter, they don't give a shit that you're crying about rules on a site they're not on because they fucked with Ralph's streaming opportunities.

Okay? They're still retarded faggots who should neck themselves.

 

[sufferhorse]

this is giving big 'leave Britney alone' vibes.

 

[Folgers Can]

Crossposting as the Ralphamale finally got his wish, and his ultimate revenge upon the women that slighted him is complete:


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Jackie was the more challenging one with that common name, but fortunately, like Haley, she spent a long time struggling to make it in the political griftosphere before PASP popped up seemingly out of nowhere with a cold open, and in Jackie's case that background consisted of frequent appearances on one podcast or another that provide more transcripts to search for key phrases. Although her current show kept it vague about how she's "from all over" up north, her older shows blabbed plenty about how after a period of time bouncing around from Chattanooga to "up and down the East Coast" (which likely included a pit stop near some extended family in New Jersey), ultimately she was relieved to have returned to her close family where she is now, in an especially rainy part of North Carolina that would mean the west half of the state.

Cross-referencing those various locations with past addresses of the most likely "Jackie Lyons" variants in the 30 to 50 age range, it came together quickly that it could only be that certain Jaclyn Nicole Lyons (f/k/a Jaclyn Nicole Nemeth) born in July of 1987, who appears to have met her husband Drew Lyons (not that Travis guy posted earlier) while she attended Florida Gulf Coast University around the same time that he did, followed by years of wandering the country from job to job until they finally settled down in their jointly owned half-million-dollar McMansion at 4475 Cheyenne Ct, Winston-Salem, NC 27106 from 2022 through the present, which is confirmed by MLS photos perfectly matching her streaming studio that she was too stupid to hide with a curtain like Haley does:


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Spoiler: Misc. phonebook links

2025 Verizon Cell: (813) 245-5441 | 2024 Verizon Cell: (813) 957-3849 (Archive)

Alternates: (937) 506-8533 | (704) 658-1753 (Archive)

Alternates: (201) 904-2160 | (813) 786-4978 | (908 ) 301-9190 | (504) 250-3866 | (504) 464-1588 | (985) 641-7848 | (502) 361-8995 (Archive)

Xitter (Archive)

LinkedIn (Unable to archive)

Husband's LinkedIn (Unable to archive)

Business Party Podcast

SpeakinCOAD Podcast

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To be more precise, she would be that certain Haley Elizabeth Kennington (f/k/a Haley Elizabeth Hornbuckle) born in May of 1981, who, in contrast to Jackie's extensive travels, appears to have always stayed in the greater Winston-Salem/Greensboro region where she and Jackie likely first met, and she ultimately settled down with her husband John C. Kennington in some lovely faux-Cape-Cod slop at 2102 Flay Cecil Rd, Thomasville, NC 27360 from 2020 through the present:


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Spoiler: Misc. phonebook links

2025 T-Mobile Cell: (704) 500-7501 | December 2024 AT&T Cell: (704) 450-5034 | March 2024 T-Mobile cell: (704) 252-9294 | 2010 Verizon Cell: (704) 682-9012 (Archive)

Alternates: (704) 450-3492 | (704) 682-9012 | (704) 873-4956 | (704) 873-8427 | (704) 883-0509 (Archive)

Alternates: (800) 231-2301 | (704) 450-5034 (Archive)

Facebook (Archive)

Husband's Facebook (Archive)

Xitter (Archive)

Interesting double life, fake conservative failblogger "investigative journalist" and balldowasher.

The complete list of outlets and her output for each are an absolutely hilarious read in hindsight knowing that a-logging a washed-up shock jock four states away for table scraps from Pedotips™ has become her bread and butter:

Spoiler: Long link list

Washington Times (Archive)

Daily Wire (Archive)

IMDB (Archive)

Daily Caller (Archive)

Townhall (Archive)

The Publica via Infowars (Archive)

Big League Politics (Archive)

Loomered (Archive)

Mises Institute (Archive)

Conservative Daily News (Archive)

Substack (Archive)

Inside Sources (Archive)

America's Future (Archive)

Wrong Speak (Archive)

Muckrack (Archive)

Blasting News (Archive)

AltNews (Archive)

American Thinker (Archive)

CNS News (Archive)

DCNF (Archive)

Tore Says (Archive)

Gee, I wonder why she didn't break into a more mainstream gig:


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She may want to brush up on those "research" skills if her e-daddy MAPton just slid under the radar for months, or alternatively she was only pretending to care about that sort of thing in the first place...

This is a Ralph W now that he's taught them a lesson, if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Die For Me!]

One of Ralphs paypigs, Nateybakes, is in the recent Sam Hyde documentary

https://archive.is/BwCmz

all of my archiving tools are rejecting this altistic right skin walker for some reason.

 

[Near]

If this nigger is actually still alive, he might be sniffing ashes of orphan children to prolong his life like Hillary Clinton

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is going to watch the kino casino today for money. He called Null and PPP niggers but censored it because that would get his account suspended. Keep in mind Ralph already tried to do a gator roast weeks ago, and it failed miserably.

edit: 1 minute late, no one gives a fuck

 

[PrestonHolt]

Ralph is going to watch the kino casino today for money. He called Null and PPP niggers but censored it because that would get his account suspended. Keep in mind Ralph already tried to do a gator roast weeks ago, and it failed miserably.

Rage pig is sooo jelous they didn't invited him for that roasting, good, he would ruin the funniest episode of KK like ever.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Rage pig is sooo jelous they didn't invited him for that roasting, good, he would ruin the funniest episode of KK like ever.

Pigs are centerpieces of roasts, not participants

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Pigs are centerpieces of roasts, not participants

Not even the Cubans would roast our Rage Pig. For food, that is.

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/EiUQx

Ralph confirmed getting drip fed posts from his thread again

https://archive.ph/mQDf0

Check out this unknown gunt guardian's grammar

https://archive.ph/MjIoD

Ralph pretending he wasn't watching the KC yesterday

https://archive.is/pa9py

https://archive.ph/IGZyn

Ralph pretending he would ever comply with anything that isn't shouting nigger repeatedly

https://archive.ph/NiQs8

DANK YEW GROK AH WILL STAY IRRELEVANT!!!

https://archive.is/DrU1O

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph missing the point of the stream being PPP and Josh just shooting the shit and having a laugh is hilarious. Seeing him sitting there in perpetual scowl mode while they are yucking it up having a great time is classic.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph missing the point of the stream being PPP and Josh just shooting the shit and having a laugh is hilarious.

Ralph has never had any male friends. Not saying PPP, Warski and Josh are IRL friends, but they at least understand the dynamics of shooting the shit and hanging out. Ralph has no social awareness, he's a loser.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

“Salute to the one who passed this along to the manager of this account”?!

Jesus F’ing Christ.

 

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Watching his pitiful attempts to flex this little teenage gremlin as ‘muh GIRLFREN’ is delicious.



Love it.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph has never had any male friends. Not saying PPP, Warski and Josh are IRL friends, but they at least understand the dynamics of shooting the shit and hanging out. Ralph has no social awareness, he's a loser.
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It's hard when you have to crank your neck up to look at any grown man's face to see wtf they're doing.

“Salute to the one who passed this along to the manager of this account”?!

Jesus F’ing Christ.

TBF, the ghost of Andrew Tate might have been at the helm when he xeeted that.

Watching his pitiful attempts to flex this little teenage gremlin as ‘muh GIRLFREN’ is delicious.

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Love it.

Teenage? It looks like a prepubescent boy.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Ralph is going to watch the kino casino today for money. He called Null and PPP niggers but censored it because that would get his account suspended. Keep in mind Ralph already tried to do a gator roast weeks ago, and it failed miserably.
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See now that’s a good promo! His biggest problem is he can’t keep that energy level up, maybe he should start abusing stimulants like bossman, sure it would probably cause him a fatal arrhythmia, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.

 

[deeman]

Watching his pitiful attempts to flex this little teenage gremlin as ‘muh GIRLFREN’ is delicious.

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Love it.

Best Girlfriends are the ones who

1: Don't speak your language.
2: Don't want to show their hair
3: Don't want to show their face
4: Are gremlins.