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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.0%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 44.0%
  • Total voters
    109
Die For Me! said:
Not only is Ralph confirmed checking his girlfriends thread, but is also reading his thread again, uh-mayzin!
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Today is Senorita Day. A wide range of embarrassing things could potentially happen, one of them being the long awaited cooking stream.
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It's so funny that he stopped visiting his son and doesn't even mention him anymore since he got his child bride. The loving father LARP was very cringe anyway. Now just waiting for the inevitable break-up followed by a few funny pillstreams.
 
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Rage Pig said:
It's so funny that he stopped visiting his son and doesn't even mention him anymore since he got his child bride. The loving father LARP was very cringe anyway. Now just waiting for the inevitable break-up followed by a few funny pillstreams.
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In fairness, it was mostly about seeing Diddler Dax, also ralphy has been sheading body parts, family heirlooms and passports with every successive visit.
 
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Rage Pig said:
It's so funny that he stopped visiting his son and doesn't even mention him anymore since he got his child bride.
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This is without a doubt the most transparent Ralph has been with his priorities. He said he was seeing his son in July instead of June, but has quietly absconded from this endeavor in favor of his Ali Jamal tier boi wife. The funniest excuse he's made so far is because he is scared of breaking muh sobriety
Die For Me! said:
The reason Ralph has quietly bailed seeing his son this month is because of his sobriety :story::story::story:
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The actual reason is because he's scared of dying on his way across the border, which is hard not to sympathize with considering he got beaten, jailed, and robbed of grandpappys ring on his last attempt across the border.
Sloppa said:
it was mostly about seeing Diddler Dax
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Oh yeah that too, he only went for sleep overs with his e daddy in the first place :story:
 
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Sorry for no pic or thumbnail, not able to right now but Ralph just posted a photo for senorita day of a completely different girl on his twitter
 
Red Dye #5 said:
Sorry for no pic or thumbnail, not able to right now but Ralph just posted a photo for senorita day of a completely different girl on his twitter
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Muppetstudios said:
Ralph, your prostitue being 19 is not a flex. You should be having relationships with women your own age. It's just sad.
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This is what dating young looks like when you’re not rich. Periodic reminder that only older men have net positive opinions about age gaps. So any younger woman is going to skew heavily toward whore or loser.
 
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